Most insane prize giveaway in GFY history - GoFuckYourself.com

Shoehorn! · 03-29-2004, 08:15 PM

Alright, I posted earlier that I would give a trip for 2 to Hawaii away for any affiliate that can send 500 joins. That seems fun, so I've added some new prizes. Here is goes.

5 joins - keychain
10 joins - shirt
25 joins - box of cigars
50 joins - Ruth's Chris giftcard
100 joins - your choice of PS2, XBox, or GameCube
500 joins - Round trip airfare and hotel to Hawaiian island of your choice for you and a friend
10,000 joins - boobjob for wife/girlfriend/self/anyone*
100,000 joins - Italian sportscar (Maserati, Ferrari, Lamborghini, etc.)*
500,000 joins - New house*
1,000,000 joins - private jet*
2,500,000 joins - Sikorsky helicopter*
5,000,000 joins - private island off the cost of Florida or Bahamas*
1,000,000,000 joins - all of the above*

*These prizes don't count for affiliates using the recurring payout program.

I seriously will give these prizes away if you send me the joins. The prizes with asteriks are subject to extreme looking into, but if you make it happen, I'll come through.

Sign up here - http://www.teencans.com/affiliate/affiliatesignup.htm
Get promotional stuff here (more coming soon) - http://www.teencans.com/affiliate/promotional.htm

Good luck.

vapewiz · 03-29-2004, 08:17 PM

No offense but the girls on your tour don't look like 18-22 y/o teens.

gornyhuy · 03-29-2004, 08:18 PM

Smart move to make the lower level prizes....

Shoehorn! · 03-29-2004, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cutetwink
No offense but the girls on your tour don't look like 18-22 y/o teens.

None taken at all, I appreciate feedback. The tour sucks too, but someone is working on it right now and it should be done by the end of the week.

myjah · 03-29-2004, 08:19 PM

you are just a wild and crazy giveaway guy!

Shoehorn! · 03-29-2004, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
Smart move to make the lower level prizes....

I am going to add more when I can think of some. If anyone has any suggestions, please post them.

BradM · 03-29-2004, 08:20 PM

Good luck.... if that site converts I am changing my entire marketing strategy.

Shoehorn! · 03-29-2004, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by myjah
you are just a wild and crazy giveaway guy!

I just hope I am able to give stuff away. Everyone loves free stuff.

Ic3m4nZ · 03-29-2004, 08:24 PM

Nice giveaway but 500 000 joins and more I doubt someone would do this in a lifetime.

Shoehorn! · 03-29-2004, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
Nice giveaway but 500 000 joins and more I doubt someone would do this in a lifetime.

Yeah, it's more of a joke than anything. But hey, if someone manages to somehow pull it off (legally), the prizes will be delivered. Guaranteed.

kush · 03-29-2004, 08:30 PM

Good site, but some of the content on your tour is washed up, overexposed content that really brings down the overall quality of your otherwise nice looking site!

insanesurfer · 03-29-2004, 08:30 PM

Shouldn't the all the above be a little lower?

Shoehorn! · 03-29-2004, 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kush
Good site, but some of the content on your tour is washed up, overexposed content that really brings down the overall quality of your otherwise nice looking site!

Again, thanks for the opinion, what content provider do you think has the best content? Post a link or ICQ - 72458277.

Shoehorn! · 03-29-2004, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by insanesurfer
Shouldn't the all the above be a little lower?

Sure, let's make it 750,000,000.

kush · 03-29-2004, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom

Again, thanks for the opinion, what content provider do you think has the best content? Post a link or ICQ - 72458277.

Honestly, I have no recommendations of a specific provider - but I do think that completely exclusive content for a tour is very important.

jhauser · 03-29-2004, 08:46 PM

5,000,000 joins - private island off the cost of Florida or Bahamas* That is so mine...

Shoehorn! · 03-29-2004, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jhauser
5,000,000 joins - private island off the cost of Florida or Bahamas* That is so mine...

Oracle Porn · 03-29-2004, 09:02 PM

can you afford a ferrari?

Shoehorn! · 03-29-2004, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
can you afford a ferrari?

Yup. And with 100,000 joins you can have one too.

Juicy D. Links · 03-29-2004, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jhauser
5,000,000 joins - private island off the cost of Florida or Bahamas* That is so mine...

Can i cum on errr with you?

Ian · 03-29-2004, 09:08 PM

Smutpeddlar:

Good one. For two million can I have "Health, wealth and happiness"?

Nice to see someone post once in a while that's not doom and gloom or just plain screwed up.

You made my night.

Shoehorn! · 03-29-2004, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

Can i cum on errr with you?

If you send 5,000,000 joins you can do whatever the hell you want, (except sexual things involving me). But if send 500 joins we can party in Hawaii with a box of chocolate, an afro wig, and 7 girls.

Shoehorn! · 03-29-2004, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ian

You made my night.

Glad to hear it man.

stephanie m. · 03-29-2004, 09:15 PM

hehe, great post

digifan · 03-29-2004, 09:17 PM

What if someone has an xbox, ferrari and prefer cash? Or just in case of the smaller prices... is that doable?

Shoehorn! · 03-29-2004, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by digifan
What if someone has an xbox, ferrari and prefer cash? Or just in case of the smaller prices... is that doable?

Absoloutely, basically you let me know what you want and I'll hook you up. If you prefer a cash bonus, I'll give you a cash bonus. Also, please post some suggestions for more prizes.

Any questions let me know - 72458277.

digifan · 03-29-2004, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom

Absoloutely, basically you let me know what you want and I'll hook you up. If you prefer a cash bonus, I'll give you a cash bonus. Also, please post some suggestions for more prizes.

Any questions let me know - 72458277.

Wow

Shoehorn! · 03-29-2004, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by digifan

Wow

When I say I'll get you what you want, it has to be within reason and proportional to the number of joins you send. Putting a hit out on someone isn't doable. Unless you can find some loophole to make it legal.

Spunky · 03-29-2004, 09:26 PM

Wouldn't somebody sending that many joins be able to buy their own car?
100,000 joins - Italian sportscar (Maserati, Ferrari, Lamborghini, etc

Shoehorn! · 03-29-2004, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Wouldn't somebody sending that many joins be able to buy their own car?
100,000 joins - Italian sportscar (Maserati, Ferrari, Lamborghini, etc

Definately not.

CDSmith · 03-29-2004, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
*These prizes don't count for affiliates using the recurring payout program.

LMAO!!

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
25 joins - box of cigars

Cubans?

Shoehorn! · 03-29-2004, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Cubans?

I live in the states, so I don't think I could get you Cubans. How about Cohibas? They're the next best thing.

Huggles · 03-29-2004, 09:38 PM

Who's your web designer?!?!

Shoehorn! · 03-29-2004, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Huggles
Who's your web designer?!?!

HAHA.

I know, it sucks, I did it. Shark Laser is redoing it right now, supposed to be done by Wednesday.

SetTheWorldonFire · 03-29-2004, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom

I wonder how that is when there is a hurricane.

Shoehorn! · 03-29-2004, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SetTheWorldonFire
I wonder how that is when there is a hurricane.

Scary as all hell.

boardersweetie · 03-29-2004, 10:16 PM

can I be flown to hawaii just for being so damn cute??

reynold · 03-29-2004, 10:32 PM

insane? that's out of this world!

insanesurfer · 03-29-2004, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom

Sure, let's make it 750,000,000.

What I was talking about is if you add up all the others it only comes to like 9million.

It's not like I'm going to get there anyhow

bcooter · 03-29-2004, 10:38 PM

Quote:

5,000,000 joins - private island off the cost of Florida or Bahamas*

that is so fucking mine. i cant wait

Shoehorn! · 03-29-2004, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boardersweetie
can I be flown to hawaii just for being so damn cute??

Hmm, I might be willing to go half. Come back on IRC and we'll talk.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-29-2004, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom

I am going to add more when I can think of some. If anyone has any suggestions, please post them.

Can you alter presidential elections?

Shoehorn! · 03-29-2004, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by insanesurfer
What I was talking about is if you add up all the others it only comes to like 9million. It's not like I'm going to get there anyhow

HAHA. Math never was my strong point. The REAL reason for that last one was the fact that there has to be something for 1,000,000,000 joins. Maybe something like a trip to the moon, how much are those going for nowadays? Hoew about 1,000,000,000 joins gets you whatever you want.

Shoehorn! · 03-29-2004, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlienQ

Can you alter presidential elections?

Yes. With enough joins that is definately possible.

pimplink · 03-29-2004, 11:51 PM

Nice prizes!

riosluts · 03-30-2004, 12:03 AM

2,500,000 joins - Sikorsky helicopter*

Nice. but isnt that a military type helicopter. i doubt you'lll be able to buy one

Shoehorn! · 03-30-2004, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by riosluts
2,500,000 joins - Sikorsky helicopter*

Nice. but isnt that a military type helicopter. i doubt you'lll be able to buy one

They also make civilian aircraft. The Rolls Royce of helicopters.

boardersweetie · 03-30-2004, 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom

Hmm, I might be willing to go half. Come back on IRC and we'll talk.

Only half?? Who else in Hawaii thinks I'm cute enough to pay for half? If I get 2 of you together, I'm set!

Mr. Marks · 03-30-2004, 02:02 AM

This can be exciting!

mule · 03-30-2004, 02:05 AM

Gotta love the 30-year-old teens on the splash page

03-29-2004, 08:15 PM	#1
Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	Most insane prize giveaway in GFY history Alright, I posted earlier that I would give a trip for 2 to Hawaii away for any affiliate that can send 500 joins. That seems fun, so I've added some new prizes. Here is goes. 5 joins - keychain 10 joins - shirt 25 joins - box of cigars 50 joins - Ruth's Chris giftcard 100 joins - your choice of PS2, XBox, or GameCube 500 joins - Round trip airfare and hotel to Hawaiian island of your choice for you and a friend 10,000 joins - boobjob for wife/girlfriend/self/anyone* 100,000 joins - Italian sportscar (Maserati, Ferrari, Lamborghini, etc.)* 500,000 joins - New house* 1,000,000 joins - private jet* 2,500,000 joins - Sikorsky helicopter* 5,000,000 joins - private island off the cost of Florida or Bahamas* 1,000,000,000 joins - all of the above* *These prizes don't count for affiliates using the recurring payout program. I seriously will give these prizes away if you send me the joins. The prizes with asteriks are subject to extreme looking into, but if you make it happen, I'll come through. Sign up here - http://www.teencans.com/affiliate/affiliatesignup.htm Get promotional stuff here (more coming soon) - http://www.teencans.com/affiliate/promotional.htm Good luck. __________________

03-29-2004, 08:18 PM	#3
gornyhuy Chafed. Join Date: May 2002 Location: Face Down in Pussy Posts: 18,041	Smart move to make the lower level prizes.... __________________ icq:159548293

03-29-2004, 08:19 PM	#5
myjah Back in the harbor Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 11,482	you are just a wild and crazy giveaway guy! __________________ VP of Marketing AVN Media Network Skype: AVNJill [email protected]

03-29-2004, 08:30 PM	#12
insanesurfer Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 790	Shouldn't the all the above be a little lower? __________________ Tired of Paypal? Then give Moneybookers a chance.

03-29-2004, 08:46 PM	#16
jhauser Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 2,924	5,000,000 joins - private island off the cost of Florida or Bahamas* That is so mine... __________________ TopBucks.com\| PlugInFeeds.com\| PinkVisual.com I am not one of those girls that go Mobi ing around my mobile solution is for you and you only. icq 175789972

03-29-2004, 08:17 PM	#2
vapewiz Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Michigan Posts: 1,530	No offense but the girls on your tour don't look like 18-22 y/o teens.

03-29-2004, 08:20 PM	#7
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Good luck.... if that site converts I am changing my entire marketing strategy.

03-29-2004, 08:24 PM	#9
Ic3m4nZ Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Montreal! Posts: 6,285	Nice giveaway but 500 000 joins and more I doubt someone would do this in a lifetime.

03-29-2004, 08:30 PM	#11
kush Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,382	Good site, but some of the content on your tour is washed up, overexposed content that really brings down the overall quality of your otherwise nice looking site!

03-29-2004, 09:02 PM	#18
Oracle Porn Affiliate Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Icq: 94-399-723 Posts: 24,433	can you afford a ferrari? __________________

03-29-2004, 09:08 PM	#21
Ian Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,259	Smutpeddlar: Good one. For two million can I have "Health, wealth and happiness"? Nice to see someone post once in a while that's not doom and gloom or just plain screwed up. You made my night.

03-29-2004, 09:15 PM	#24
stephanie m. Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: cancun~~~~~~~~~ ICQ 292 580 143 Posts: 2,484	hehe, great post __________________ One of Six new Reality Sites in RealityCash - Coming soon.

03-29-2004, 09:17 PM	#25
digifan The Profiler Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ICQ 76281726 and I'm female Posts: 14,618	What if someone has an xbox, ferrari and prefer cash? Or just in case of the smaller prices... is that doable? __________________ [email protected] Webair Rocks

03-29-2004, 09:26 PM	#29
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	Wouldn't somebody sending that many joins be able to buy their own car? 100,000 joins - Italian sportscar (Maserati, Ferrari, Lamborghini, etc __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

03-29-2004, 09:38 PM	#33
Huggles GFY'S #1 retard Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Kelowna Posts: 11,122	Who's your web designer?!?! __________________ https://3-veo.com/ The best AI video maker portal.

03-29-2004, 10:16 PM	#37
boardersweetie Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Santa Barbara, ICQ 301-613-472 Posts: 1,889	can I be flown to hawaii just for being so damn cute??

03-29-2004, 10:32 PM	#38
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	insane? that's out of this world!

03-29-2004, 11:51 PM	#45
pimplink Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Closer than you think Posts: 9,535	Nice prizes! __________________ Need Mainstream Content and SEO? SEO * Website Copy * Blogs Blogging - PR Work - Forum Marketing - Social Marketing - Link building - Articles 100% Guaranteed Content!

03-30-2004, 12:03 AM	#46
riosluts Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,250	2,500,000 joins - Sikorsky helicopter* Nice. but isnt that a military type helicopter. i doubt you'lll be able to buy one __________________

03-30-2004, 02:02 AM	#49
Mr. Marks Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Wherever I want Posts: 7,517	This can be exciting!

03-30-2004, 02:05 AM	#50
mule Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: hamsterdam Posts: 6,085	Gotta love the 30-year-old teens on the splash page __________________ Converting like a mofo