Most insane prize giveaway in GFY history
 

Alright, I posted earlier that I would give a trip for 2 to Hawaii away for any affiliate that can send 500 joins. That seems fun, so I've added some new prizes. Here is goes.

5 joins - keychain
10 joins - shirt
25 joins - box of cigars
50 joins - Ruth's Chris giftcard
100 joins - your choice of PS2, XBox, or GameCube
500 joins - Round trip airfare and hotel to Hawaiian island of your choice for you and a friend
10,000 joins - boobjob for wife/girlfriend/self/anyone*
100,000 joins - Italian sportscar (Maserati, Ferrari, Lamborghini, etc.)*
500,000 joins - New house*
1,000,000 joins - private jet*
2,500,000 joins - Sikorsky helicopter*
5,000,000 joins - private island off the cost of Florida or Bahamas*
1,000,000,000 joins - all of the above*

*These prizes don't count for affiliates using the recurring payout program.

I seriously will give these prizes away if you send me the joins. The prizes with asteriks are subject to extreme looking into, but if you make it happen, I'll come through.

Sign up here - http://www.teencans.com/affiliate/affiliatesignup.htm
Get promotional stuff here (more coming soon) - http://www.teencans.com/affiliate/promotional.htm

Good luck.
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No offense but the girls on your tour don't look like 18-22 y/o teens.

Smart move to make the lower level prizes....

None taken at all, I appreciate feedback. The tour sucks too, but someone is working on it right now and it should be done by the end of the week. :2 cents:

you are just a wild and crazy giveaway guy!:thumbsup

I am going to add more when I can think of some. If anyone has any suggestions, please post them. :winkwink:

Good luck.... if that site converts I am changing my entire marketing strategy.

I just hope I am able to give stuff away. Everyone loves free stuff. :)

Nice giveaway but 500 000 joins and more I doubt someone would do this in a lifetime.

Yeah, it's more of a joke than anything. But hey, if someone manages to somehow pull it off (legally), the prizes will be delivered. Guaranteed.

Good site, but some of the content on your tour is washed up, overexposed content that really brings down the overall quality of your otherwise nice looking site!

Shouldn't the all the above be a little lower?

Again, thanks for the opinion, what content provider do you think has the best content? Post a link or ICQ - 72458277.

Sure, let's make it 750,000,000. :)

Honestly, I have no recommendations of a specific provider - but I do think that completely exclusive content for a tour is very important.

5,000,000 joins - private island off the cost of Florida or Bahamas* That is so mine...

http://www.vladi-private-islands.de/...en/05_leaf.jpg

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can you afford a ferrari? :1orglaugh

Yup. And with 100,000 joins you can have one too. :)

Can i cum on errr with you? :Graucho

Smutpeddlar:

Good one. For two million can I have "Health, wealth and happiness"?

Nice to see someone post once in a while that's not doom and gloom or just plain screwed up.

You made my night.

:1orglaugh

If you send 5,000,000 joins you can do whatever the hell you want, (except sexual things involving me). But if send 500 joins we can party in Hawaii with a box of chocolate, an afro wig, and 7 girls. :thumbsup

Glad to hear it man. :)

hehe, great post:)

What if someone has an xbox, ferrari and prefer cash? Or just in case of the smaller prices... is that doable?

Absoloutely, basically you let me know what you want and I'll hook you up. If you prefer a cash bonus, I'll give you a cash bonus. Also, please post some suggestions for more prizes.

Any questions let me know - 72458277. :thumbsup

Wow :thumbsup

When I say I'll get you what you want, it has to be within reason and proportional to the number of joins you send. Putting a hit out on someone isn't doable. Unless you can find some loophole to make it legal. :winkwink:

Wouldn't somebody sending that many joins be able to buy their own car?
100,000 joins - Italian sportscar (Maserati, Ferrari, Lamborghini, etc:glugglug

Definately not. :)

:1orglaugh LMAO!!



Cubans?

I live in the states, so I don't think I could get you Cubans. How about Cohibas? They're the next best thing. :)

Who's your web designer?!?!

HAHA.

I know, it sucks, I did it. Shark Laser is redoing it right now, supposed to be done by Wednesday. :glugglug

I wonder how that is when there is a hurricane. :Graucho

Scary as all hell. :)

can I be flown to hawaii just for being so damn cute??

insane? that's out of this world!:winkwink:

What I was talking about is if you add up all the others it only comes to like 9million.:) It's not like I'm going to get there anyhow:)

that is so fucking mine. i cant wait

Hmm, I might be willing to go half. Come back on IRC and we'll talk. :winkwink:

Can you alter presidential elections?

HAHA. Math never was my strong point. The REAL reason for that last one was the fact that there has to be something for 1,000,000,000 joins. Maybe something like a trip to the moon, how much are those going for nowadays? Hoew about 1,000,000,000 joins gets you whatever you want. :)

Yes. With enough joins that is definately possible.

Nice prizes!

2,500,000 joins - Sikorsky helicopter*

http://www.lvrj.com/lvrj_home/2000/J...hotos/home.jpg


Nice. but isnt that a military type helicopter. i doubt you'lll be able to buy one

They also make civilian aircraft. The Rolls Royce of helicopters.

http://www.sikorsky.com/Images/SAC_S...S76B_0001L.jpg

http://www.sikorsky.com/Images/SAC_S...76C+_0001L.jpg

Only half?? Who else in Hawaii thinks I'm cute enough to pay for half? If I get 2 of you together, I'm set!

This can be exciting!

Gotta love the 30-year-old teens on the splash page :)