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BradM · 03-28-2004, 05:35 PM

Go back in time at ANY point and change ONE thing that you did in your life, or that happened in your life.
You can stop it from happening or you can make it happen.

I would go back to highschool and not be such an asshole to my GF at the time.

Akintola Winfred Williams · 03-28-2004, 05:37 PM

Good Day,

I KNOW THIS PROPOSAL WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE
EXPECIALLY WHEN YOU DO NOT KNOW THE WRITER, CONDSIDERING
THE HUGE SUM OF MONEY INVOLVED WHICH COULD MAKE ANY
APPREHENSIVE. LET ME START BY INTRODUCING MYSELF TO YOU, I
AM DAVID OKOH,THE EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR OF BARCLAYS PRIVATE
CLIENT.

I SAW YOUR CONTACT DURING MY PRIVATE SEARCH AT THE
INFORMATION CENTRE HERE IN NIGERIA CHAMBER OF COMMENCE
AND INDUSTRY ANDI WANT TO BELIEVE THAT YOU WILL BE VERY
HONEST, COMMITTED AND CAPABLE OF ASSISTING IN THIS BUSINESS
VENTURE.

FIRSTLY, LET ME EXPLAIN THE SOURCE OF THIS FUNDS AND
WHAT YOU ARE EXPECTED TO DO. A FORIGNER LATE MOHAMED KAMAL
YASSER, OIL MERCHANT/CONTRACTOR WITH THE GOVERNMENT OF
NIGERIA, UNTIL HIS DEATH, OVER THE PAST YEARS AGO, WAS A
VICTIM OF A EGYPTIAN AIRLINE FLIGHT 990 PLANE CRASH. HERE
IS DETAILS ABOUT THE PLANE

CRASH.(http://www.cnn.com/us/9911/02/egypta...ist/index.html)THE
DECEASED, MOHAMED KAMAL YASSER, BANKED WITH US AND
HAS A CLOSING BALANCE AS A JULY 2000 WORTH $45M (FOURTY
FIVE MILLION USD). WHICH MY BANK, NOW EXPECTES A
NEXT-OF-KIN TO CLAIM AS THE BENEFICIARY OF THE FUNDS,
EFFORTS HAS BEEN MADE BY BARCLAYS BANK DIRECTORS TO GET
IN TOUCH WITH THE MR MOHAMED KAMAL YASSER\\\\\\\'S FAMILY
OR RELATIVE BUT TO NO SUCCESS BASED ON THE PERCEIVED
POSSIBILITY OF NOT BEING ABLE TO LOCATE MOHAMED
KAMAL\\\\\\\'S NEXT-OF-KIN, THE MANAGEMENT UNDER THE
INFLUENCE OF OUR CHAIRMAN AND THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS ARE
MAKING ARRANGEMENTS FOR THE FUNDS TO BE DECLARED UNCLAIMED
AND CHANNELED TO AN UNKNOWN
ACCOUNT.IT IS BASED ON THIS THAT WE HAVE CONTACTED YOU
TO STAND AS THE NEXT-OF-KIN OF LATE MOHAMED KAMAL YASSER
SO THAT THE FUNDS WILL BE RELEASED AND PAID INTO YOUR
ACCOUNT AS THE BENEFICIARY AND THE NEXT-OF-KIN TO THE
DECEASED.

ALL DOCUMENTS, AND PROOF TO ENABLE YOU GET THE FUNDS HAVE
BEEN CAREFULLY WORKED OUT AS WE HAVE SECURED FROM THE
DIFFERENT OFFICES CONCERNED FOR THE SMOOTH TRANSFER OF THE
FUND TO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT.IT HAS BEEN AGREED THAT
THE OWNER OF THE ACCOUNT WILL BE COMPENSATED WITH 30% OF
THE REMITTED FUNDS, WHILE WE KEEP 65% AND 5% WILL BE SET
ASIDE TO OFFSET EXPENSES BOTH LOCALLY AND INTERNATIONAL.

IF THIS PROPOSAL SATISFIES YOU, PLEASE REACH ME THROUGH MY
DIRECT EMAIL ADDRESS FOR MORE INFORMATION.

I AWAITS YOUR URGENT RESPONSE, ALL THE BEST AND GOD BLESS
YOU.

NoCarrier · 03-28-2004, 05:38 PM

I would go back in time with your time machine and destroy your time machine as soon as it's completed. So that you could never start this thread.

ThePornPusher · 03-28-2004, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
I would go back in time with your time machine and destroy your time machine just as soon as it's completed. So that you could never start this thread.

Illicit · 03-28-2004, 05:39 PM

I'd invest everything I had into Microsoft.

sickkittens · 03-28-2004, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
I would go back in time with your time machine and destroy your time machine as soon as it's completed. So that you could never start this thread.

I would go back in time with your time machine and fix your time machine that NoCarrier destroyed. So that this thread could still happen.

Edguy! · 03-28-2004, 05:40 PM

I would murder the guy who keeps posting that fucking 419 message...

REßEL · 03-28-2004, 05:43 PM

I wouldn't change anything. I am happy exactly where I am today. If I go back and change anything it will change exactly where I am at today.

StuartD · 03-28-2004, 05:46 PM

I'd go back in time 15 minutes so I could tell myself to pick something better when I see this thread in 15 minutes.

Jdoughs · 03-28-2004, 05:47 PM

Id go back in time and bust into Bill Gates Garage and steal all his "soon to be patented" computer ideas..lol

or reg sex.com and all the beauty domains

Akintola Winfred Williams · 03-28-2004, 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Edguy!
I would murder the guy who keeps posting that fucking 419 message...

SUCK ON MY BIG AFRICAN SCHLONG YOU HOMO

whee · 03-28-2004, 05:50 PM

I'd go back and.. hmm.. I'm not telling. Even if it's only couple years away....

eroswebmaster · 03-28-2004, 05:50 PM

I would go back to that time where I decided not to go into internet porn.

exspamr · 03-28-2004, 05:50 PM

too many things to choose from

eroswebmaster · 03-28-2004, 05:51 PM

of course there are more important events I would like to change..but you'll have to wait for the book.

eroswebmaster · 03-28-2004, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by exspamr
too many things to choose from

yep same here.

fuzebox · 03-28-2004, 05:52 PM

Definately go back to 98-99 and make myself take the "financial risks" that I opted not to back then.

Ic3m4nZ · 03-28-2004, 05:52 PM

I don't want to go back.

WiredGuy · 03-28-2004, 05:54 PM

Putting a couple thousand dollars in a little known company called Microsoft in 1980 when they first went public would be a great financial move, even if I was only 1 year old

WG

TDF · 03-28-2004, 05:55 PM

i'd fuck every chick i ever fucked in the ass instead of he pussy..word

TweetyBird · 03-28-2004, 05:55 PM

Speedy26 · 03-28-2004, 05:56 PM

I would like to go back to the 7th grade.

modelgigtalent · 03-28-2004, 06:12 PM

I would go back in time and buy all the Microsoft stock I could get my hands on!!

whee · 03-28-2004, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Speedy26
I would like to go back to the 7th grade.

WHY?
What happend after 7th grade?

kowntafit · 03-28-2004, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
i'd fuck every chick i ever fucked in the ass instead of he pussy..

That's beautiful. I can't think of a single thing I would change. Maybe buy lotto tickets or something (assuming I still have my knowledge from now. Just make some quick money, but other then that, nothing.

Mr. Marks · 03-28-2004, 06:48 PM

I would go back to the time that I should have married, "The one who got away.

Joesho · 03-28-2004, 06:55 PM

I would go back in time and bring good green dope to my high school days instead of that crappy brown seedy shit I smoked for all those years!

Warden · 03-28-2004, 06:58 PM

I would have gone back into the early 90's and bought all the big $$ domains back when everyone was saying the Internet will never work.

reynold · 03-29-2004, 12:49 AM

Can't decide. There's so many things about my past.
But I don't think I'm gonna need a time machine.
If it wasn't for my pass, I wouldn't be where I am now.

StuartD · 03-29-2004, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by reynold

If it wasn't for my pass, I wouldn't be where I am now.

hall pass?

More Booze · 03-29-2004, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii
I'd invest everything I had into Microsoft.

rip raster · 03-29-2004, 01:09 AM

I would go back to last night and order jager shots instead of those nasty lemon drops

BradM · 03-29-2004, 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by papichulo
I would go back to the time that I should have married, "The one who got away.

I hear ya man

Rictor · 03-29-2004, 01:12 AM

When Ebay was going public, they offered their existing members first dibs at buying stock at a discounted price, I almost sank my savings into it and had my dad talked into doing the same but wussed out. I don't really remember what the initial offering was...something like $15-20 a share...and it immediately shot up to $80 a share right after that.

eurothumb · 03-29-2004, 01:13 AM

Going back to 1996 when I decided to enter the Adult biz, and quited 5 months later, damn... I would be rich now.

pimplink · 03-29-2004, 02:11 AM

Reynold, it should be PAST not PASS. that's fine nothing
to worry about. We all had our mistakes
every once in a while.

03-28-2004, 05:35 PM	#1
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	I have a time machine that will let you... Go back in time at ANY point and change ONE thing that you did in your life, or that happened in your life. You can stop it from happening or you can make it happen. I would go back to highschool and not be such an asshole to my GF at the time.

03-28-2004, 05:38 PM	#3
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03-28-2004, 05:39 PM	#5
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03-28-2004, 05:43 PM	#8
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03-28-2004, 05:46 PM	#9
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03-28-2004, 05:37 PM	#2
Akintola Winfred Williams So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 37	Good Day, I KNOW THIS PROPOSAL WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE EXPECIALLY WHEN YOU DO NOT KNOW THE WRITER, CONDSIDERING THE HUGE SUM OF MONEY INVOLVED WHICH COULD MAKE ANY APPREHENSIVE. LET ME START BY INTRODUCING MYSELF TO YOU, I AM DAVID OKOH,THE EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR OF BARCLAYS PRIVATE CLIENT. I SAW YOUR CONTACT DURING MY PRIVATE SEARCH AT THE INFORMATION CENTRE HERE IN NIGERIA CHAMBER OF COMMENCE AND INDUSTRY ANDI WANT TO BELIEVE THAT YOU WILL BE VERY HONEST, COMMITTED AND CAPABLE OF ASSISTING IN THIS BUSINESS VENTURE. FIRSTLY, LET ME EXPLAIN THE SOURCE OF THIS FUNDS AND WHAT YOU ARE EXPECTED TO DO. A FORIGNER LATE MOHAMED KAMAL YASSER, OIL MERCHANT/CONTRACTOR WITH THE GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA, UNTIL HIS DEATH, OVER THE PAST YEARS AGO, WAS A VICTIM OF A EGYPTIAN AIRLINE FLIGHT 990 PLANE CRASH. HERE IS DETAILS ABOUT THE PLANE CRASH.(http://www.cnn.com/us/9911/02/egypta...ist/index.html)THE DECEASED, MOHAMED KAMAL YASSER, BANKED WITH US AND HAS A CLOSING BALANCE AS A JULY 2000 WORTH $45M (FOURTY FIVE MILLION USD). WHICH MY BANK, NOW EXPECTES A NEXT-OF-KIN TO CLAIM AS THE BENEFICIARY OF THE FUNDS, EFFORTS HAS BEEN MADE BY BARCLAYS BANK DIRECTORS TO GET IN TOUCH WITH THE MR MOHAMED KAMAL YASSER\\\\\\\'S FAMILY OR RELATIVE BUT TO NO SUCCESS BASED ON THE PERCEIVED POSSIBILITY OF NOT BEING ABLE TO LOCATE MOHAMED KAMAL\\\\\\\'S NEXT-OF-KIN, THE MANAGEMENT UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF OUR CHAIRMAN AND THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS ARE MAKING ARRANGEMENTS FOR THE FUNDS TO BE DECLARED UNCLAIMED AND CHANNELED TO AN UNKNOWN ACCOUNT.IT IS BASED ON THIS THAT WE HAVE CONTACTED YOU TO STAND AS THE NEXT-OF-KIN OF LATE MOHAMED KAMAL YASSER SO THAT THE FUNDS WILL BE RELEASED AND PAID INTO YOUR ACCOUNT AS THE BENEFICIARY AND THE NEXT-OF-KIN TO THE DECEASED. ALL DOCUMENTS, AND PROOF TO ENABLE YOU GET THE FUNDS HAVE BEEN CAREFULLY WORKED OUT AS WE HAVE SECURED FROM THE DIFFERENT OFFICES CONCERNED FOR THE SMOOTH TRANSFER OF THE FUND TO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT.IT HAS BEEN AGREED THAT THE OWNER OF THE ACCOUNT WILL BE COMPENSATED WITH 30% OF THE REMITTED FUNDS, WHILE WE KEEP 65% AND 5% WILL BE SET ASIDE TO OFFSET EXPENSES BOTH LOCALLY AND INTERNATIONAL. IF THIS PROPOSAL SATISFIES YOU, PLEASE REACH ME THROUGH MY DIRECT EMAIL ADDRESS FOR MORE INFORMATION. I AWAITS YOUR URGENT RESPONSE, ALL THE BEST AND GOD BLESS YOU.

03-28-2004, 05:40 PM	#7
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03-28-2004, 05:50 PM	#13
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03-28-2004, 05:50 PM	#14
exspamr Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,427	too many things to choose from

03-28-2004, 05:51 PM	#15
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03-28-2004, 05:52 PM	#17
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,166	Definately go back to 98-99 and make myself take the "financial risks" that I opted not to back then.

03-28-2004, 05:52 PM	#18
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03-28-2004, 05:54 PM	#19
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03-28-2004, 05:55 PM	#20
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03-29-2004, 12:49 AM	#29
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Can't decide. There's so many things about my past. But I don't think I'm gonna need a time machine. If it wasn't for my pass, I wouldn't be where I am now.

03-29-2004, 01:09 AM	#32
rip raster Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Everville Posts: 2,851	I would go back to last night and order jager shots instead of those nasty lemon drops

03-29-2004, 01:12 AM	#34
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	When Ebay was going public, they offered their existing members first dibs at buying stock at a discounted price, I almost sank my savings into it and had my dad talked into doing the same but wussed out. I don't really remember what the initial offering was...something like $15-20 a share...and it immediately shot up to $80 a share right after that.

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03-29-2004, 02:11 AM	#36
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