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Old 03-27-2004, 10:07 PM   #1
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I got a neighbor.... should I hit that shit?

She is one of those freaky bitches....
I was in the elevator today with her and she is like

"Do you live here?"
Im like yes.... She got this colored blonde hair like those freaky chicks....she is a freak....
and fucking way she was like...we should hang out some time...

She looks O.K.
Nothing special... a little chubby....

I dunno if I should hit that shit or not...after all she is a neighbor and if it gets ugly it can get too ugly...

I dunno...adviceS?
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Old 03-27-2004, 10:08 PM   #2
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hit it dude...

if she starts stalking you and tellin you she wants your kids.... move.
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hit it dude...

if she starts stalking you and tellin you she wants your kids.... move.
she doesn''t worth moving.
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Old 03-27-2004, 10:09 PM   #4
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Old 03-27-2004, 10:11 PM   #5
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leave her alone... I'd say find someone else
but I want to hit some shit...
and she can just come over in a sec...fuck and get the fuck out in less than 10 min
which is a plus!
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Old 03-27-2004, 10:12 PM   #7
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I hate those rules ! but their the way to go to be safe
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Old 03-27-2004, 10:15 PM   #10
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she doesn''t worth moving.
huh?

she doesn''t worth moving ..... wtf ...
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How big is her husband?
you mean her dad?
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Old 03-27-2004, 10:16 PM   #12
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I know from experience,
don't do that shit,
it is bad news and always comes back to haunt you.
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huh?

she doesn''t worth moving ..... wtf ...
she doesn't worth moving for....whatever lol
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Old 03-27-2004, 10:18 PM   #14
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yeah man, don't piss in your own pool
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Old 03-27-2004, 10:22 PM   #15
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but I want to hit some shit...
and she can just come over in a sec...fuck and get the fuck out in less than 10 min
which is a plus!

Then she will start stalking you and leaving notes on.. your door... and snooping around your place.. shit like that
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Old 03-27-2004, 10:34 PM   #16
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she will probally dump you to.
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Old 03-27-2004, 10:39 PM   #17
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Old 03-27-2004, 10:41 PM   #18
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Old 03-27-2004, 10:43 PM   #19
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I hate those rules ! but their the way to go to be safe
Thoso rules made/make smart dudes alive and healthy
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Old 03-27-2004, 10:50 PM   #20
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Old 03-27-2004, 11:46 PM   #21
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she doesn't worth moving for....whatever lol
LMFAO bro... i still dont think you understand ...
(i was not laughing at the " either.... LMFAO

i believe you might mean "she isn't worth moving for" ??? right?




anyways man, she is worth moving away if she starts stalking your ass and begging you to make her have kids...

my buddy fucked this chick, 3 time fucking her she said "cum in me" ... that was a full 24hours after meeting... then she started asking for a ring and shit by the 48hours.... lmfao we left her ass back in orlando... 2hours away
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Old 03-27-2004, 11:50 PM   #22
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Don't you have a girlfriend? Piece of shit cheater.
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Old 03-27-2004, 11:52 PM   #24
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Freaky ones are the most fun ...after just tell her it can't lead to anytyhing more because your heart was broken and you have trust issues go 4 it....
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She is one of those freaky bitches....
I was in the elevator today with her and she is like

"Do you live here?"
Im like yes.... She got this colored blonde hair like those freaky chicks....she is a freak....
and fucking way she was like...we should hang out some time...

She looks O.K.
Nothing special... a little chubby....

I dunno if I should hit that shit or not...after all she is a neighbor and if it gets ugly it can get too ugly...

I dunno...adviceS?
If ya asking for advice about this then there is something wrong:
#1- ya never had real pussy
#2 ya havent reach pube yet
#3 this is fake
#4 you are gay

*shrugs* which one is it?





































Sorry just had to pick on someone tonight hehe
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Old 03-28-2004, 01:41 AM   #28
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Just because she talked to you doesn't mean she wants you.
shhh brad damn... we want him to go for it and when he gets pepperspray'd and called a perv he will come back and tell us then we can have a fucking riot making fun of him.... damn bro... we are just tryin to have fun with him.... take back what you said now damnit
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I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY HIT THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!

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We were "kind" of friends buy not really... just neighbors.
Sometimes I came over his house to play some video games and shit... nothing really.
One day I came over and we were playing. He asked me if I wanted to do something fun... Me, being a curious 6 year old agreed...
It was about 6 P.M and it was dark. We went to a park where there was no one at. He took of his pants and asked me to suck his dick. I without a question put his head in my mouth... only the head though... I was scared to put it all in.... he told me he didn't like it and put his pants up. He than took off my pants and showed me how to do it...so we countinued doing it to each other a couple of time for 30 sec per time...
We never talked about it again... We just went home like nothing happened.
I told this to only 2 people... but I geuss now there will be a lot mre to know... no biggie...
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if she isnt worth moving for.. then she isnt worth it.
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u guys watch to many films........

he said hello to her in a lift......

and already you have him: stalked, getting her pregnant, beaten up by her father/husband, peppersprayed.........

How do you all get the courage to walk out your front door in the mornings?
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You need to come to GFY for sex advice? Maybe you should hit it... sounds like it will be the first time youve been with a girl.
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If you think you can do better don't hit it. Think, if things go sour with her and then you bring a hotter chick by your place she might try and spoil it. Chicks are crazy like that.
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