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Oracle Porn 03-27-2004 10:07 PM

I got a neighbor.... should I hit that shit?
 
She is one of those freaky bitches....
I was in the elevator today with her and she is like

"Do you live here?"
Im like yes.... She got this colored blonde hair like those freaky chicks....she is a freak....
and fucking way she was like...we should hang out some time...

She looks O.K.
Nothing special... a little chubby....

I dunno if I should hit that shit or not...after all she is a neighbor and if it gets ugly it can get too ugly...

I dunno...adviceS?

Jeff aka NIGHTfall 03-27-2004 10:08 PM

hit it dude...

if she starts stalking you and tellin you she wants your kids.... move. :thumbsup

Oracle Porn 03-27-2004 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
hit it dude...

if she starts stalking you and tellin you she wants your kids.... move. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh she doesn''t worth moving.

TweetyBird 03-27-2004 10:09 PM

leave her alone... I'd say find someone else :winkwink:

Oracle Porn 03-27-2004 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TweetyBird
leave her alone... I'd say find someone else :winkwink:
but I want to hit some shit...
and she can just come over in a sec...fuck and get the fuck out in less than 10 min :Graucho
which is a plus!

OzMan84 03-27-2004 10:12 PM

hit it
:2 cents:

gornyhuy 03-27-2004 10:12 PM

2 Rules Worth Following:

1)Don't shit where you live.
2)Don't dip the pen in company ink.

Illicit 03-27-2004 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
2 Rules Worth Following:

1)Don't shit where you live.
2)Don't dip the pen in company ink.

I hate those rules ! but their the way to go to be safe

Mr.Fiction 03-27-2004 10:15 PM

How big is her husband?

Jeff aka NIGHTfall 03-27-2004 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn


:1orglaugh she doesn''t worth moving.

huh?:eek7

she doesn''t worth moving ..... wtf ... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Oracle Porn 03-27-2004 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr.Fiction
How big is her husband?
you mean her dad? :1orglaugh

sumphatpimp 03-27-2004 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
2 Rules Worth Following:

1)Don't shit where you live.
2)Don't dip the pen in company ink.

I know from experience,
don't do that shit,
it is bad news and always comes back to haunt you.

Oracle Porn 03-27-2004 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall


huh?:eek7

she doesn''t worth moving ..... wtf ... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

she doesn't worth moving for....whatever lol

n3in 03-27-2004 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
2 Rules Worth Following:

1)Don't shit where you live.
2)Don't dip the pen in company ink.

yeah man, don't piss in your own pool

strats 03-27-2004 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn


but I want to hit some shit...
and she can just come over in a sec...fuck and get the fuck out in less than 10 min :Graucho
which is a plus!


Then she will start stalking you and leaving notes on.. your door... and snooping around your place.. shit like that

grumpy 03-27-2004 10:34 PM

she will probally dump you to.

Martin 03-27-2004 10:39 PM

Hit it.

hilly 03-27-2004 10:41 PM

she probably doesent like big nosed ugly jews like your
fucking self

eurothumb 03-27-2004 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii


I hate those rules ! but their the way to go to be safe

Thoso rules made/make smart dudes alive and healthy :)

maxdaname 03-27-2004 10:50 PM

follow the rules you don't know if she's a crazy bitch who will stock you forever like in "swimfan"!!

Jeff aka NIGHTfall 03-27-2004 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn

she doesn't worth moving for....whatever lol

LMFAO bro... i still dont think you understand ...
(i was not laughing at the " either.... LMFAO

i believe you might mean "she isn't worth moving for" ??? right?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh



anyways man, she is worth moving away if she starts stalking your ass and begging you to make her have kids...

my buddy fucked this chick, 3 time fucking her she said "cum in me" ... that was a full 24hours after meeting... then she started asking for a ring and shit by the 48hours.... lmfao we left her ass back in orlando... 2hours away

modelgigtalent 03-27-2004 11:50 PM

Hit it an' quit it.
:thumbsup

DreamCumTrue 03-27-2004 11:51 PM

Don't you have a girlfriend? Piece of shit cheater. :321GFY

Draydon 03-27-2004 11:52 PM

Freaky ones are the most fun ...after just tell her it can't lead to anytyhing more because your heart was broken and you have trust issues go 4 it....:thumbsup

yuvalus 03-27-2004 11:53 PM

I stay away from fricks

Va2k 03-27-2004 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn
She is one of those freaky bitches....
I was in the elevator today with her and she is like

"Do you live here?"
Im like yes.... She got this colored blonde hair like those freaky chicks....she is a freak....
and fucking way she was like...we should hang out some time...

She looks O.K.
Nothing special... a little chubby....

I dunno if I should hit that shit or not...after all she is a neighbor and if it gets ugly it can get too ugly...

I dunno...adviceS?

If ya asking for advice about this then there is something wrong:
#1- ya never had real pussy
#2 ya havent reach pube yet
#3 this is fake
#4 you are gay

*shrugs* which one is it?





































Sorry just had to pick on someone tonight hehe

BradM 03-27-2004 11:56 PM

Just because she talked to you doesn't mean she wants you.

Jeff aka NIGHTfall 03-28-2004 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
Just because she talked to you doesn't mean she wants you.
shhh brad damn... we want him to go for it and when he gets pepperspray'd and called a perv he will come back and tell us then we can have a fucking riot making fun of him.... damn bro... we are just tryin to have fun with him.... take back what you said now damnit

laura99 03-28-2004 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
2 Rules Worth Following:

1)Don't shit where you live.
2)Don't dip the pen in company ink.

I agree!

doc cock 03-28-2004 01:43 AM

a little chubby?

leave it.

exspamr 03-28-2004 01:53 AM

I THOUGHT YOU ALREADY HIT THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Quote:

I was 6 years old... My neighbor was 12...
We were "kind" of friends buy not really... just neighbors.
Sometimes I came over his house to play some video games and shit... nothing really.
One day I came over and we were playing. He asked me if I wanted to do something fun... Me, being a curious 6 year old agreed...
It was about 6 P.M and it was dark. We went to a park where there was no one at. He took of his pants and asked me to suck his dick. I without a question put his head in my mouth... only the head though... I was scared to put it all in.... he told me he didn't like it and put his pants up. He than took off my pants and showed me how to do it...so we countinued doing it to each other a couple of time for 30 sec per time...
We never talked about it again... We just went home like nothing happened.
I told this to only 2 people... but I geuss now there will be a lot mre to know... no biggie...

michel 03-28-2004 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
2 Rules Worth Following:

1)Don't shit where you live.
2)Don't dip the pen in company ink.

So true...

body 03-28-2004 02:57 AM

pics pics pics

sean416 03-28-2004 03:00 AM

if she isnt worth moving for.. then she isnt worth it.

dunefield 03-28-2004 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DreamCumTrue
Don't you have a girlfriend? Piece of shit cheater. :321GFY
either he was lying about having a g/f, lying about this story, or his whole life is just a lie...

LexiLexxx 03-28-2004 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
Just because she talked to you doesn't mean she wants you.
:thumbsup

Poo-Chee 03-28-2004 03:08 AM

Hit the hell out of her! :thumbsup

Sambo 03-28-2004 03:19 AM

u guys watch to many films........

he said hello to her in a lift......

and already you have him: stalked, getting her pregnant, beaten up by her father/husband, peppersprayed.........

How do you all get the courage to walk out your front door in the mornings?

Living For Today 03-28-2004 03:20 AM

leave it alone i reckon!

sexsup 03-28-2004 04:28 AM

If you can hit her :thumbsup

SS396chevelleSS 03-28-2004 04:44 AM

You need to come to GFY for sex advice? Maybe you should hit it... sounds like it will be the first time youve been with a girl.

Pornwolf 03-28-2004 04:56 AM

She's not hot? Don't do it. The situation will turn ugly and you won't be able to escape.

Shoehorn! 03-28-2004 04:58 AM

Do it, unless you're in a relationship. But if you're single, and shes single, by all means rock her like a hurricane. :thumbsup

Corleone 03-28-2004 05:00 AM

chubby?
you're too rich to fuck chubby girls :1orglaugh

polish_aristocrat 03-28-2004 05:07 AM

This thread is worthless without pics. :2 cents:

pornJester 03-28-2004 06:19 AM

If you think you can do better don't hit it. Think, if things go sour with her and then you bring a hotter chick by your place she might try and spoil it. Chicks are crazy like that.

Kicker 03-28-2004 06:35 AM

Make some spy pix and show us:Graucho

polish_aristocrat 03-28-2004 03:00 PM

Have you fucked her?


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