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Old 03-26-2004, 12:52 PM   #1
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Things Not To Say During Sex
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1) Are you through yet??
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Old 03-26-2004, 12:54 PM   #2
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Old 03-26-2004, 12:56 PM   #3
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Old 03-26-2004, 12:59 PM   #4
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Ladies... Never say this... "No T.F. Don't cum on my Tits again"
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Old 03-26-2004, 01:03 PM   #5
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To a guy: "This is fun, reminds me of when I use to suck on my pen caps in school" while down on him
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Old 03-26-2004, 01:06 PM   #6
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Old 03-26-2004, 01:06 PM   #7
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Honey there is something that I need to tell you...
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Old 03-26-2004, 01:07 PM   #8
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Girls:

"This is how my daddy does it."

"My ex can work it longer."


"Your best Friend (Name here) has a bigger rod than you."




Guys:

"Pretend you are your Mom."


"Your best friend (Name here) has bigger tits, tighter pussy than you."


"Your sister was more into it....."
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Old 03-26-2004, 01:08 PM   #9
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Very original thread.

I started the same thread about 2 months ago and had 100's of posts.
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Old 03-26-2004, 01:09 PM   #10
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Old 03-26-2004, 01:11 PM   #11
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Very original thread.

I started the same thread about 2 months ago and had 100's of posts.
Point being...?
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Old 03-26-2004, 01:12 PM   #12
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Old 03-26-2004, 01:13 PM   #13
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Old 03-26-2004, 01:14 PM   #14
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Old 03-26-2004, 01:14 PM   #15
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Old 03-26-2004, 01:17 PM   #16
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Old 03-26-2004, 01:19 PM   #17
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22) i think im gonna hurl
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Old 03-26-2004, 01:22 PM   #18
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"Damn! I think i'm gay"

"oops... i forgot to take it out to shoot the load"

"... actually, you could be a little more hygienic, don't u think?"
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Old 03-26-2004, 01:24 PM   #19
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Old 03-26-2004, 01:27 PM   #20
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One thing you should never do to your wife while having sex is:


--- phone her.
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Old 03-26-2004, 01:27 PM   #21
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Old 03-26-2004, 01:27 PM   #22
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Old 03-26-2004, 01:29 PM   #23
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Calling her the wrong name... OUCH
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Old 03-26-2004, 01:30 PM   #24
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Old 03-26-2004, 01:31 PM   #25
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Old 03-26-2004, 01:39 PM   #26
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Old 03-26-2004, 02:29 PM   #28
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If you're relying on a condom for birth control you never want the guy to say:

"Uh oh... "
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Old 03-26-2004, 02:36 PM   #29
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Honey there is something that I need to tell you...
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Old 03-26-2004, 02:38 PM   #30
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Calling her the wrong name... OUCH

I had this WTF!? I had to explain why i did that for more than half an hour
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Old 03-26-2004, 02:39 PM   #31
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Old 03-26-2004, 02:40 PM   #32
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Old 03-26-2004, 04:19 PM   #33
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Old 03-26-2004, 04:19 PM   #34
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Old 03-26-2004, 04:52 PM   #40
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Brother and Sister!


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You Fuck Better than mom!

Sister:


Yeah, thats what dad says!
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"get off me, I will do it myself."

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