Things Not To Say During Sex
 

Lets build a list of phrases not to say during sex


1) Are you through yet??

"Is is supposed to smell like that?"

women
"Is it in yet"

men
"your just like your sister in bed"

Ladies... Never say this... "No T.F. Don't cum on my Tits again"

To a girl: "Hey...I found your remote" while down on her

To a guy: "This is fun, reminds me of when I use to suck on my pen caps in school" while down on him

SO the saying is true, ugly chicks put out!

Honey there is something that I need to tell you...

Girls:

"This is how my daddy does it."

"My ex can work it longer."


"Your best Friend (Name here) has a bigger rod than you."




Guys:

"Pretend you are your Mom."


"Your best friend (Name here) has bigger tits, tighter pussy than you."


"Your sister was more into it....."

Very original thread.

I started the same thread about 2 months ago and had 100's of posts.

did I mention the video camera?

Point being...? :)

say your ex's name

"Your mom was better"

"oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah."

...unless you're a porn star. :winkwink:

rut roh, hubby's home ;)

"zzzzzzzzzzz" :sleep

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22) i think im gonna hurl

"Damn! I think i'm gay"

"oops... i forgot to take it out to shoot the load"

"... actually, you could be a little more hygienic, don't u think?"

"OH shit I hope your on the pill"

"Hey, you're a lot tighter than your mom"



One thing you should never do to your wife while having sex is:


--- phone her.

"What da hell is that????"

do you smell something burning?

Calling her the wrong name... OUCH

Heres a trick I learned when at the zoo

"Its just a rash.."

saying her hole is loose

her to you... Is it in?

If you're relying on a condom for birth control you never want the guy to say:

"Uh oh... "

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I had this :1orglaugh WTF!? I had to explain why i did that for more than half an hour

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You really need to repaint your ceiling.

lol

"turn the light on "

Don't cum on the sheet.

Bush is a war criminal.

It's not burning, that new medication must work!

Imagine saying that!!:1orglaugh

"This is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway."

Brother and Sister!


Brother:

You Fuck Better than mom!

Sister:


Yeah, thats what dad says!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

shhhhh! dont talk, i'm almost there.

whats your name again?

"...I thought I was fucking your ass, judging by the smell..."

IM RICK JAMES BITCH!

Btw, I've got aids

"get off me, I will do it myself."

"damn, you are a lot like your sister."

Can we try this position me and my ex use to do?

"what are you doing?"

"you're not doing it right"

"LOL"

Never, ever say the name of your ex-gf.
It will be like putting a cold pail water on
a burning coal.:Graucho