Ever fart in a crowded Elevator ? - GoFuckYourself.com

JFK · 03-26-2004, 08:02 AM

and then watch the peoples faces trying to keep it straight

Juicy D. Links · 03-26-2004, 08:03 AM

myjah · 03-26-2004, 08:04 AM

no. ewww.

hova · 03-26-2004, 08:04 AM

I always try to. The silent farts are the bests, but they are the toughest to do. I always fart and then I keep the doors closed, thats even more fun

Paul -C- · 03-26-2004, 08:05 AM

Never

gornyhuy · 03-26-2004, 08:05 AM

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Man you are fucking ON with these smileys lately!

hova · 03-26-2004, 08:07 AM

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Fantastic!!!

Shoehorn! · 03-26-2004, 08:10 AM

HAHAHA hell yeah. The bets is to just let a loud one rip, no one says anything because they have no idea how to react. It's fucking great.

adamneve · 03-26-2004, 08:10 AM

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marcj · 03-26-2004, 08:11 AM

Firehorse · 03-26-2004, 08:17 AM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
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That's badass!

Firehorse · 03-26-2004, 08:18 AM

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Originally posted by JFK
and then watch the peoples faces trying to keep it straight

Not in recent memory, but I am looking forward to trying it out now.

erehwon · 03-26-2004, 08:51 AM

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Originally posted by hova
I always try to. The silent farts are the bests, but they are the toughest to do. I always fart and then I keep the doors closed, thats even more fun

SomeCreep · 03-26-2004, 08:53 AM

nope, but I have farted in GFY threads.

VeriSexy · 03-26-2004, 08:55 AM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
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That's the funniest smiley I ever seen LMAO!!!

Manowar · 03-26-2004, 08:57 AM

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Juicylinks will have killed SmileyCentral within days

clickhappy · 03-26-2004, 08:57 AM

i once farted in someone's face on an airplane.

JFK · 03-26-2004, 08:57 AM

he he he ..........I was coming down in the elevator in Cancun, and let one slip inaverdently, no one in the Elevator at the time. Sure enough, the fucking thing stops twice to let more people on. Now let me tell you it was Rank it made my eyes water

But no one would say anything. Some guys were exchanging knowing glances with one another, and burst out laughing when the exited. I just kept a straight face, what else could I do

Lycanthrope · 03-26-2004, 09:02 AM

Nope, but listen to this shit...

Was on an elevator with nothing but 5 women. Sure as shit, one of them farted.. excuse me, pooted, and it was fucking rank. However, being the only male on board, you know damn well the four innocent ones thought I did it.

The other one is probably still laughing.

onno · 03-26-2004, 09:30 AM

Yes! i did

masta flash · 03-26-2004, 09:36 AM

when me and the wife are driving in the car I like to turn on the heater really hot. Push the "lock window button" then let a huge ass fart go. Almost makes her puke lol

Kicker · 03-26-2004, 09:41 AM

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Babaganoosh · 03-26-2004, 09:42 AM

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Holy smokes...I think I peed a little.

hova · 03-26-2004, 09:42 AM

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Originally posted by masta flash
when me and the wife are driving in the car I like to turn on the heater really hot. Push the "lock window button" then let a huge ass fart go. Almost makes her puke lol

mindoza · 03-26-2004, 09:45 AM

no but I have been having trouble with bathroom smells....I am the only woman in my office and have my own bathroom. What happens is these guys let out some poisonous fumes from their bathroom and it kills the entire office..then they come after my bathroom..Spray mixed with this smell is not working so now I have a candle burning in each bathroom and a pack of matches handy.. i think they compete to see who can put the bathroom out of commission for the longest time!
HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

C-Bass · 03-26-2004, 09:55 AM

i dont understand why you would want to keep that shit inside....(no pun intended

) your body is trying to get rid of it for a reason, let it out, let it be free........let your self LIVE!!!

FrankWhite · 03-26-2004, 10:02 AM

HeebyJeeby · 03-26-2004, 10:10 AM

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Originally posted by masta flash
when me and the wife are driving in the car I like to turn on the heater really hot. Push the "lock window button" then let a huge ass fart go. Almost makes her puke lol

When I was married, I would often hold my wife under the covers of our bed and let one rip. Wouldn't let her out until she started gagging.

axelcat · 03-26-2004, 10:10 AM

Lykos · 03-26-2004, 10:20 AM

Nope,thanx god

SoundMan · 03-26-2004, 11:03 AM

When you do make sure you are the only one in it, then soon as the door opens run like hell..

JFK · 03-26-2004, 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by Spotter_03
i dont understand why you would want to keep that shit inside....(no pun intended ) your body is trying to get rid of it for a reason, let it out, let it be free........let your self LIVE!!!

Allright Wise Advice

Bigfuck · 03-26-2004, 11:13 AM

Not in the elevator but i let of a real stinky in the bus once
and then I looked angry and dissaproving on the guy at the other side

Brat · 03-26-2004, 11:13 AM

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Originally posted by HeebyJeeby

When I was married, I would often hold my wife under the covers of our bed and let one rip. Wouldn't let her out until she started gagging.

what the hell is wrong with you men! that and the other one locking all the car windows shut until she almost pukes. For what reason? It's fun? I hardly see the fun in that! It's GROSS! You do that to your guy friends, not your wife.

galleriesx · 03-26-2004, 11:14 AM

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Originally posted by HeebyJeeby

When I was married, I would often hold my wife under the covers of our bed and let one rip. Wouldn't let her out until she started gagging.

hahaha

i tought i was the only dirty fellow doing that kind of shit

rowan · 03-26-2004, 11:17 AM

What happens when you're in a fully laden car and someone does an anonymous stinker? Do you gasp for breath and open the window (possibly making people conclude that you're the culprit) or just quietly take it and pretend nothing happened?

kush · 03-26-2004, 11:18 AM

damn, the married life sounds great!
farting then forcing wives to smell it!

JFK · 03-26-2004, 12:53 PM

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Originally posted by kush
damn, the married life sounds great!
farting then forcing wives to smell it!

Yes I wonder if they are Both divorced or not ?

Ic3m4nZ · 03-26-2004, 12:57 PM

No way never

mindoza · 03-26-2004, 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by rowan
What happens when you're in a fully laden car and someone does an anonymous stinker? Do you gasp for breath and open the window (possibly making people conclude that you're the culprit) or just quietly take it and pretend nothing happened?

Roll it down baby! who cares if i get blamed as long as I can get some fresh air.

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Lycanthrope Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 4,517	Nope, but listen to this shit... Was on an elevator with nothing but 5 women. Sure as shit, one of them farted.. excuse me, pooted, and it was fucking rank. However, being the only male on board, you know damn well the four innocent ones thought I did it. The other one is probably still laughing. __________________

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masta flash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: (_))= = =D cum on my hat Posts: 530	when me and the wife are driving in the car I like to turn on the heater really hot. Push the "lock window button" then let a huge ass fart go. Almost makes her puke lol

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mindoza Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 1,625	no but I have been having trouble with bathroom smells....I am the only woman in my office and have my own bathroom. What happens is these guys let out some poisonous fumes from their bathroom and it kills the entire office..then they come after my bathroom..Spray mixed with this smell is not working so now I have a candle burning in each bathroom and a pack of matches handy.. i think they compete to see who can put the bathroom out of commission for the longest time! HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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rowan Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Australia Posts: 17,393	What happens when you're in a fully laden car and someone does an anonymous stinker? Do you gasp for breath and open the window (possibly making people conclude that you're the culprit) or just quietly take it and pretend nothing happened?

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kush Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,382	damn, the married life sounds great! farting then forcing wives to smell it!

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