Ever fart in a crowded Elevator ?
 

and then watch the peoples faces trying to keep it straight :1orglaugh

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no. ewww.

I always try to. The silent farts are the bests, but they are the toughest to do. I always fart and then I keep the doors closed, thats even more fun

Never :)

Man you are fucking ON with these smileys lately! :glugglug

Fantastic!!!

HAHAHA hell yeah. The bets is to just let a loud one rip, no one says anything because they have no idea how to react. It's fucking great. :1orglaugh

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That's badass! :thumbsup

Not in recent memory, but I am looking forward to trying it out now. :Graucho

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nope, but I have farted in GFY threads.

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:1orglaugh That's the funniest smiley I ever seen LMAO!!!

Juicylinks will have killed SmileyCentral within days

i once farted in someone's face on an airplane.

he he he ..........I was coming down in the elevator in Cancun, and let one slip inaverdently, no one in the Elevator at the time. Sure enough, the fucking thing stops twice to let more people on. Now let me tell you it was Rank it made my eyes water :1orglaugh But no one would say anything. Some guys were exchanging knowing glances with one another, and burst out laughing when the exited. I just kept a straight face, what else could I do :fart

Nope, but listen to this shit...

Was on an elevator with nothing but 5 women. Sure as shit, one of them farted.. excuse me, pooted, and it was fucking rank. However, being the only male on board, you know damn well the four innocent ones thought I did it.

The other one is probably still laughing.

Yes! i did :1orglaugh

when me and the wife are driving in the car I like to turn on the heater really hot. Push the "lock window button" then let a huge ass fart go. Almost makes her puke lol

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Holy smokes...I think I peed a little. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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no but I have been having trouble with bathroom smells....I am the only woman in my office and have my own bathroom. What happens is these guys let out some poisonous fumes from their bathroom and it kills the entire office..then they come after my bathroom..Spray mixed with this smell is not working so now I have a candle burning in each bathroom and a pack of matches handy.. i think they compete to see who can put the bathroom out of commission for the longest time!
HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dont understand why you would want to keep that shit inside....(no pun intended :1orglaugh ) your body is trying to get rid of it for a reason, let it out, let it be free........let your self LIVE!!!

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When I was married, I would often hold my wife under the covers of our bed and let one rip. Wouldn't let her out until she started gagging. :winkwink:

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Nope,thanx god:glugglug

When you do make sure you are the only one in it, then soon as the door opens run like hell..

Allright Wise Advice :fart :fart

Not in the elevator but i let of a real stinky in the bus once
and then I looked angry and dissaproving on the guy at the other side:1orglaugh

what the hell is wrong with you men! that and the other one locking all the car windows shut until she almost pukes. For what reason? It's fun? I hardly see the fun in that! It's GROSS! You do that to your guy friends, not your wife.

hahaha :1orglaugh i tought i was the only dirty fellow doing that kind of shit :)

What happens when you're in a fully laden car and someone does an anonymous stinker? Do you gasp for breath and open the window (possibly making people conclude that you're the culprit) or just quietly take it and pretend nothing happened? :uhoh

damn, the married life sounds great!
farting then forcing wives to smell it!

Yes I wonder if they are Both divorced or not ?:1orglaugh

No way never

Roll it down baby! who cares if i get blamed as long as I can get some fresh air.