Is sex nothing more than an over glorified massage? - GoFuckYourself.com

StuartD · 03-25-2004, 08:28 PM

I mean, if you break it down, it's simply contact between 2 or more individuals that feels good. No?

TheJimmy · 03-25-2004, 08:30 PM

yes, it can also be referred to as 'message to completion' or 'full release'

gornyhuy · 03-25-2004, 08:31 PM

Thats why I like to tell my woman, "Don't worry, it was just a massage...." ;)

Elli · 03-25-2004, 08:32 PM

That's only if you don't do it right. But it can be so much more.

Raven · 03-25-2004, 08:33 PM

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Originally posted by gornyhuy
Thats why I like to tell my woman, "Don't worry, it was just a massage...." ;)

With a happy ending!

StuartD · 03-25-2004, 08:34 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
That's only if you don't do it right. But it can be so much more.

explain.

Kimmykim · 03-25-2004, 08:35 PM

Hahaha, this your way of trying to convince your woman to let you get some strange?

StuartD · 03-25-2004, 08:41 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim
Hahaha, this your way of trying to convince your woman to let you get some strange?

Heh, don't have a woman anymore. But it was something I was thinking about.

Perhaps the massage analogy is why someone people find it so easy to cheat... although makes me wonder why people value it so much as well.

myjah · 03-25-2004, 10:02 PM

"glorified" seems like too mild of a word for it

Rictor · 03-25-2004, 10:09 PM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
I mean, if you break it down, it's simply contact between 2 or more individuals that feels good. No?

My wife prefers massages. I think they're more work though.

StuartD · 03-25-2004, 10:11 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor

My wife prefers massages. I think they're more work though.

Maybe your just better at massages?

Lane · 03-25-2004, 10:26 PM

the "feeling good" part of massage comes from relaxing muscles or nerve endings.
a sexual touch or intercourse has little to do with it

Mr. Marks · 03-25-2004, 11:27 PM

It's more than a message. It's a great experience.

Ironhorse · 03-25-2004, 11:28 PM

When you're in love it's waaaaaaaay beyond simple physical contact, sorry you've never experienced it

reynold · 03-25-2004, 11:30 PM

I think it's a gift.

StuartD · 03-25-2004, 11:33 PM

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Originally posted by Ironhorse
When you're in love it's waaaaaaaay beyond simple physical contact, sorry you've never experienced it

You're sorry? How do you think I feel?

Ok, so I guess that would classify as "making love" which is different than just "sex"... correct?

In which case, the question still stands.. is sex just a really good dirty massage?

420 · 03-25-2004, 11:36 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor

My wife prefers massages. I think they're more work though.

that's probably because your hands are larger than your pee pee

Elli · 03-25-2004, 11:48 PM

Stu, we love ya, but you're turning into the Marvin the Robot of GFY.

I'm looking forward to hearing something positive in one of your threads soon. Please? Maybe some more sunset beach pictures or something

StuartD · 03-25-2004, 11:52 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
Stu, we love ya, but you're turning into the Marvin the Robot of GFY.

I'm looking forward to hearing something positive in one of your threads soon. Please? Maybe some more sunset beach pictures or something

I'm just trying to figure it all out. Questions I've had for some time, ya know?

I have some friends who are swingers, I hang out with them from time to time and as much as they love sex, even they admit it's pretty much just like a really good day at the spa, only better.

I don't feel like calling that old broad on the Sunday Night Sex Show so I figure asking the porn people is the next best thing

StuartD · 03-25-2004, 11:54 PM

Oh, and for the record, I do change it up from time to time with some rants and picture stories and other such nonsense

Elli · 03-26-2004, 12:02 AM

True, the picture story was priceless (and still is). So soon I forget.

I've known a few swingers in my time, as well, and they all agreed on one thing: The more stable your relationship is, the more fun swinging is. You need to be totally in love with your own partner and trust them 100% while wanting them to have as much fun as they can, knowing that the fun is with another person. That takes HUGE amounts of trust and whatnot to sustain, and most couples can't take the strain. Swinging will exacerbate (my word of the day) any preexisting cracks in a relationship if there are any.

And my point is... that obviously there's more to it than just sex. If it was just sex, the participants wouldn'tneed the trust, love, etc. They wouldn't need to be in a relationship at all. They would have a much better time being single and promiscuous.

How's that logic?

kowntafit · 03-26-2004, 12:09 AM

Call it what you want. It's fuckin awesome.

I never knew giving a massage could be so much fun.

pimplink · 03-26-2004, 12:59 AM

sex or "making love", it's the same.
It connects you to a person you care about...
.... well, almost.

StuartD · 03-26-2004, 01:00 AM

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Originally posted by pimplink
sex or "making love", it's the same.
It connects you to a person you care about...
.... well, almost.

one night stands? hookers? bed buddies?

jact · 03-26-2004, 01:01 AM

All you talk about lately is sex, either you or me need to get laid real bad and I think it's me.

Firehorse · 03-26-2004, 01:10 AM

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Originally posted by Ironhorse
When you're in love it's waaaaaaaay beyond simple physical contact, sorry you've never experienced it

Amen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

StuartD · 03-26-2004, 01:14 AM

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Originally posted by jact
All you talk about lately is sex, either you or me need to get laid real bad and I think it's me.

See post above about rants, picture stories and so on.

jact · 03-26-2004, 01:17 AM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan

See post above about rants, picture stories and so on.

I tried reading the thread backwards, I got confused, fuck it.

kush · 03-26-2004, 01:17 AM

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Originally posted by Rictor

My wife prefers massages. I think they're more work though.

She prefers massages over sex?

You must be bad in the sac

modelgigtalent · 03-26-2004, 01:41 AM

Sometimes when I get a lap dance the girl grinds so hard long enough it makes me cum, is that a massage or sex or both?

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Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	Stu, we love ya, but you're turning into the Marvin the Robot of GFY. I'm looking forward to hearing something positive in one of your threads soon. Please? Maybe some more sunset beach pictures or something __________________ email: [email protected]

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Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	True, the picture story was priceless (and still is). So soon I forget. I've known a few swingers in my time, as well, and they all agreed on one thing: The more stable your relationship is, the more fun swinging is. You need to be totally in love with your own partner and trust them 100% while wanting them to have as much fun as they can, knowing that the fun is with another person. That takes HUGE amounts of trust and whatnot to sustain, and most couples can't take the strain. Swinging will exacerbate (my word of the day) any preexisting cracks in a relationship if there are any. And my point is... that obviously there's more to it than just sex. If it was just sex, the participants wouldn'tneed the trust, love, etc. They wouldn't need to be in a relationship at all. They would have a much better time being single and promiscuous. How's that logic? __________________ email: [email protected]

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