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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Your moms box
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I am going to shoot the dog, the ups man, and my oil guy..
Thats its I've had it... These fuckers have pissed me off! How the fuck is a guy supposed to sleep if all of these fuckers dont go away? I laid down this morning at 7am to try and get some rest.... But noooooooooo
The dog fucking barks at the ups guy, the oil guy, just about at any guy... Where is my shotgun... Its on! |
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Traffillionaire
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Next person to call my phone gets a bullhorn in their ass!!!!!!!!!
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Meow Media Inc.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod
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And the time you're dog doesn't bark will be at the burglar and man will you be pissed!
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Orgasms N Such!
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Location: Oakville, Ontario
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You can come get these fuckers doing construction next door while you're at it
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yeah he is good for that one.... I once snuck in the house to surprise my fiancee and this dumb beagle had no clue.... But god forbid the ups man is leaving a package at the door... You would think bombs are being dropped by the nazis or something.... |
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: This was my wife circa 2002
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I just go into my back, back bedroom. I do want to slap my postal person ...during the holidays. 11 and 3/4 of the year he drops my mail outside where I need to look for it. Come the 3rd week of December he rings my fucking doorbell with a BIG smile looking for a tip.
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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Location: FUBARLAND
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![]() FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com |
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: United States
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Bon temps!
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: down yonder
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The smaller the dog the bigger the badass they are behind a fence
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