I am going to shoot the dog, the ups man, and my oil guy..
 

Thats its I've had it... These fuckers have pissed me off! How the fuck is a guy supposed to sleep if all of these fuckers dont go away? I laid down this morning at 7am to try and get some rest.... But noooooooooo

The dog fucking barks at the ups guy, the oil guy, just about at any guy...

Where is my shotgun...

Its on!

:ak47: :BangBang:

Next person to call my phone gets a bullhorn in their ass!!!!!!!!!

And the time you're dog doesn't bark will be at the burglar and man will you be pissed!

You can come get these fuckers doing construction next door while you're at it :)

yeah he is good for that one.... I once snuck in the house to surprise my fiancee and this dumb beagle had no clue....

But god forbid the ups man is leaving a package at the door... You would think bombs are being dropped by the nazis or something....

I just go into my back, back bedroom. I do want to slap my postal person ...during the holidays. 11 and 3/4 of the year he drops my mail outside where I need to look for it. Come the 3rd week of December he rings my fucking doorbell with a BIG smile looking for a tip.:321GFY

he he he pretty funny , did you give him one ? The Tip of your boot ?:1orglaugh

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KILL KILL KILL

The smaller the dog the bigger the badass they are behind a fence:1orglaugh