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cheers for the laugh. sounds like a good idea. who's going to set it up ??

and good moring GFY

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hova · 03-25-2004, 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnalProbe
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how are some pills gonna do that

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AnalProbe · 03-25-2004, 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnbosh
how are some pills gonna do that

It's the Yin Cheng.

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I wish

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It's called keigels,... Who needs pills?

=^..^= · 03-25-2004, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
It's called keigels,... Who needs pills?

those keegals are fuckign amazing
im tighter now than before i had a baby
(although the stitches might have had somehtign to do with that LOL)

Ash@phpFX · 03-25-2004, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnalProbe
"Is your pussy tight enough to satisfy your husband ?"

"Does your pussy echo like the caves of Bin Laden ?"

Then it is time to buy PTP.

PussyTightPills (r) contain a unique formula of Chinese herbs.

Chinese pussy is well known for it's tightness.

Chinese man can only penetrate with a small Chinese dick.

"Do you want your pussy to become as tight as Chinese Tight Pussy ?"

Buy PTP now, and get a 50% affiliate discount.

PTP. Hardcore sex without the echoes.

thats fucking hilarious

hottoddy · 03-25-2004, 07:47 AM

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AnalProbe · 03-25-2004, 09:48 AM

tightpussypills.com still available...

AnalProbe · 03-25-2004, 10:39 AM

Think I'll register it myself.

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I don't think it's possible...

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Just fuck nubile 18 year olds like I do and you wont need to worry.

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Analprobe you fuckin cracked me up.
Thats beautiful.

pimplink · 03-26-2004, 01:13 AM

How the hell does it works?

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AnalProbe · 03-26-2004, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kowntafit

Analprobe you fuckin cracked me up.
Thats beautiful.

hehe.

Yeah.

And you know what's the most funny thing about this ?

The guys asking, thinking and wondering "how it works" ...

hahaha

johnbosh · 03-26-2004, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnalProbe

hehe.

Yeah.

And you know what's the most funny thing about this ?

The guys asking, thinking and wondering "how it works" ...

hahaha

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WTF !!!

Someone registered tightpussypills.com !!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

This is fucking funny...

Your Worst Nightmare · 03-26-2004, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
It's called keigels,... Who needs pills?

You fucked her too ??

Kicker · 03-26-2004, 02:52 AM

mrthumbs · 03-26-2004, 02:59 AM

laugh what you want but it will sell.

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FUcken funny

Reak · 03-26-2004, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnalProbe

TightPussyPills.com is free...

I'll join your program.

you should buy it first before posting

nastynun · 03-26-2004, 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnalProbe
As a man has to work hard to pay all his wife's exotic and costly presents, more and more women are dominating the Internet and spending their husbands' money while he is working.

So I ask myself and you :

After selling millions of penispills, why not selling Tight Pussy Pills ?

Wife happy, husband MORE than happy, your pocket happy.

TightPussyPills.com is free...

I'll join your program.

Help me here.. I mean if a guy bought penis pills to make his 3 inch dick bigger don't you think that when he is fucking his girlfriend her pussy would feel tighter and smaller because he had bought the pills and his dick has more girth and length?

Or better yet while the man is at work she is out fucking your best friend who has a bigger dick and is hung so it would not matter to her if you thought her pussy hole was to big

phatbiatch · 03-26-2004, 03:34 AM

Or better yet... You can just fuck the bitch in the ass

AnalProbe · 03-26-2004, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nastynun

Help me here.. I mean if a guy bought penis pills to make his 3 inch dick bigger don't you think that when he is fucking his girlfriend her pussy would feel tighter and smaller because he had bought the pills and his dick has more girth and length?

Or better yet while the man is at work she is out fucking your best friend who has a bigger dick and is hung so it would not matter to her if you thought her pussy hole was to big

You got me.

You wanna be my Tight Advisor ?

nastynun · 03-26-2004, 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnalProbe

You got me.

You wanna be my Tight Advisor ?

LOL!

I wonder though if women would really fall for this? It would have to be sold in a "gental" way .

You could not say things like "do you feel loose down there well we got the cure!"

AnalProbe · 03-26-2004, 03:44 AM

Think about the "before" and "after" pics.

That would sell...

EvaPharmacy · 03-26-2004, 04:38 AM

We will think about it =)

flashfire · 03-26-2004, 05:00 AM

just sell them a needle and tread

hova · 03-26-2004, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnalProbe
Think about the "before" and "after" pics.

That would sell...

This shit keeps getting funier

myjah · 03-26-2004, 06:34 AM

I actually think it would go off the charts...you could even do a site that specializes in exercises to make the pussy more tight and I'm sure people would join like crazy

stocktrader23 · 03-26-2004, 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnbosh
how are some pills gonna do that

Same way pills grow your dick or tits Einstein.

http · 03-26-2004, 06:44 AM

marcj · 03-26-2004, 06:45 AM

sad. but it would probably sell

stocktrader23 · 03-26-2004, 06:45 AM

My friend said make it out of persimmons.

LadyMischief · 03-26-2004, 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=

those keegals are fuckign amazing
im tighter now than before i had a baby
(although the stitches might have had somehtign to do with that LOL)

I've`done 1000 keigels a day since I was 19.... you can imagine...

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