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AnalProbe 03-25-2004 05:07 AM

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So I ask myself and you :

After selling millions of penispills, why not selling Tight Pussy Pills ?

Wife happy, husband MORE than happy, your pocket happy.


TightPussyPills.com is free...

I'll join your program.

Spudman 03-25-2004 05:10 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh cheers for the laugh. sounds like a good idea. who's going to set it up ??

and good moring GFY :thumbsup

AnalProbe 03-25-2004 05:17 AM

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hova 03-25-2004 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnalProbe
"Is your pussy tight enough to satisfy your husband ?"

"Does your pussy echo like the caves of Bin Laden ?"

Then it is time to buy PTP.


PussyTightPillss (r) contain a unique formula of Chinese herbs.

Chinese pussy is well known for it's tightness.

Chinese man can only penetrate with a small Chinese dick.

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Vitasoy 03-25-2004 05:20 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

savas 03-25-2004 05:25 AM

looks like good idea. i haven't for woman site now.

johnbosh 03-25-2004 05:26 AM

how are some pills gonna do that

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AnalProbe 03-25-2004 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnbosh
how are some pills gonna do that
It's the Yin Cheng.

AnalProbe 03-25-2004 05:56 AM

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SS396chevelleSS 03-25-2004 06:49 AM

I wish

LadyMischief 03-25-2004 06:51 AM

It's called keigels,... Who needs pills?

=^..^= 03-25-2004 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
It's called keigels,... Who needs pills?
those keegals are fuckign amazing
im tighter now than before i had a baby
(although the stitches might have had somehtign to do with that LOL)

Ash@phpFX 03-25-2004 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnalProbe
"Is your pussy tight enough to satisfy your husband ?"

"Does your pussy echo like the caves of Bin Laden ?"

Then it is time to buy PTP.


PussyTightPills (r) contain a unique formula of Chinese herbs.

Chinese pussy is well known for it's tightness.

Chinese man can only penetrate with a small Chinese dick.

"Do you want your pussy to become as tight as Chinese Tight Pussy ?"



Buy PTP now, and get a 50% affiliate discount.

PTP. Hardcore sex without the echoes.

:1orglaugh thats fucking hilarious

hottoddy 03-25-2004 07:47 AM

Fucking a super dehydrated pussy is almost like popping a girl's cherry. Give them diuretics and then literally "rip that shit up."

AnalProbe 03-25-2004 09:48 AM

tightpussypills.com still available...

AnalProbe 03-25-2004 10:39 AM

Think I'll register it myself.

Mr. Marks 03-26-2004 12:23 AM

:1orglaugh I don't think it's possible...

modelgigtalent 03-26-2004 01:05 AM

Just fuck nubile 18 year olds like I do and you wont need to worry.
:thumbsup

kowntafit 03-26-2004 01:05 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Analprobe you fuckin cracked me up.
Thats beautiful.

pimplink 03-26-2004 01:13 AM

How the hell does it works?

fatal attraction 03-26-2004 01:14 AM

LadyMischief! Love it! You said it all! Do them without even thinking, just force of habit! LOL

AnalProbe 03-26-2004 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kowntafit
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Analprobe you fuckin cracked me up.
Thats beautiful.

hehe.

Yeah.

And you know what's the most funny thing about this ?

The guys asking, thinking and wondering "how it works" ...

hahaha

johnbosh 03-26-2004 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnalProbe

hehe.

Yeah.

And you know what's the most funny thing about this ?

The guys asking, thinking and wondering "how it works" ...

hahaha

:1orglaugh

AnalProbe 03-26-2004 01:39 AM

WTF !!!


Someone registered tightpussypills.com !!!


HAHAHAHAHAHA


This is fucking funny...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Your Worst Nightmare 03-26-2004 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
It's called keigels,... Who needs pills?
You fucked her too ??

Kicker 03-26-2004 02:52 AM

:1orglaugh

mrthumbs 03-26-2004 02:59 AM

laugh what you want but it will sell.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-26-2004 03:13 AM

FUcken funny

Reak 03-26-2004 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnalProbe

TightPussyPills.com is free...

I'll join your program.

you should buy it first before posting :2 cents:

nastynun 03-26-2004 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnalProbe
As a man has to work hard to pay all his wife's exotic and costly presents, more and more women are dominating the Internet and spending their husbands' money while he is working.

So I ask myself and you :

After selling millions of penispills, why not selling Tight Pussy Pills ?

Wife happy, husband MORE than happy, your pocket happy.


TightPussyPills.com is free...

I'll join your program.

Help me here.. I mean if a guy bought penis pills to make his 3 inch dick bigger don't you think that when he is fucking his girlfriend her pussy would feel tighter and smaller because he had bought the pills and his dick has more girth and length?

Or better yet while the man is at work she is out fucking your best friend who has a bigger dick and is hung so it would not matter to her if you thought her pussy hole was to big :Graucho

phatbiatch 03-26-2004 03:34 AM

Or better yet... You can just fuck the bitch in the ass :thumbsup

AnalProbe 03-26-2004 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by nastynun


Help me here.. I mean if a guy bought penis pills to make his 3 inch dick bigger don't you think that when he is fucking his girlfriend her pussy would feel tighter and smaller because he had bought the pills and his dick has more girth and length?

Or better yet while the man is at work she is out fucking your best friend who has a bigger dick and is hung so it would not matter to her if you thought her pussy hole was to big :Graucho

You got me.

You wanna be my Tight Advisor ?

nastynun 03-26-2004 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnalProbe

You got me.

You wanna be my Tight Advisor ?

LOL! :)

I wonder though if women would really fall for this? It would have to be sold in a "gental" way .

You could not say things like "do you feel loose down there well we got the cure!" :1orglaugh

AnalProbe 03-26-2004 03:44 AM

Think about the "before" and "after" pics.

That would sell...

EvaPharmacy 03-26-2004 04:38 AM

We will think about it =)

flashfire 03-26-2004 05:00 AM

just sell them a needle and tread

hova 03-26-2004 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnalProbe
Think about the "before" and "after" pics.

That would sell...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh This shit keeps getting funier

myjah 03-26-2004 06:34 AM

I actually think it would go off the charts...you could even do a site that specializes in exercises to make the pussy more tight and I'm sure people would join like crazy

stocktrader23 03-26-2004 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnbosh
how are some pills gonna do that
Same way pills grow your dick or tits Einstein.

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marcj 03-26-2004 06:45 AM

sad. but it would probably sell :1orglaugh

stocktrader23 03-26-2004 06:45 AM

My friend said make it out of persimmons. :1orglaugh

LadyMischief 03-26-2004 08:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by =^..^=


those keegals are fuckign amazing
im tighter now than before i had a baby
(although the stitches might have had somehtign to do with that LOL)

I've`done 1000 keigels a day since I was 19.... you can imagine... :)


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