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As a man has to work hard to pay all his wife's exotic and costly presents, more and more women are dominating the Internet and spending their husbands' money while he is working.
So I ask myself and you : After selling millions of penispills, why not selling Tight Pussy Pills ? Wife happy, husband MORE than happy, your pocket happy. TightPussyPills.com is free... I'll join your program. |
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh cheers for the laugh. sounds like a good idea. who's going to set it up ??
and good moring GFY :thumbsup |
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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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looks like good idea. i haven't for woman site now.
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how are some pills gonna do that
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I wish
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It's called keigels,... Who needs pills?
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im tighter now than before i had a baby (although the stitches might have had somehtign to do with that LOL) |
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Fucking a super dehydrated pussy is almost like popping a girl's cherry. Give them diuretics and then literally "rip that shit up."
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tightpussypills.com still available...
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Think I'll register it myself.
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:1orglaugh I don't think it's possible...
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Just fuck nubile 18 year olds like I do and you wont need to worry.
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Analprobe you fuckin cracked me up. Thats beautiful. |
How the hell does it works?
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LadyMischief! Love it! You said it all! Do them without even thinking, just force of habit! LOL
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Yeah. And you know what's the most funny thing about this ? The guys asking, thinking and wondering "how it works" ... hahaha |
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WTF !!!
Someone registered tightpussypills.com !!! HAHAHAHAHAHA This is fucking funny... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh |
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laugh what you want but it will sell.
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FUcken funny
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Or better yet while the man is at work she is out fucking your best friend who has a bigger dick and is hung so it would not matter to her if you thought her pussy hole was to big :Graucho |
Or better yet... You can just fuck the bitch in the ass :thumbsup
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You wanna be my Tight Advisor ? |
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I wonder though if women would really fall for this? It would have to be sold in a "gental" way . You could not say things like "do you feel loose down there well we got the cure!" :1orglaugh |
Think about the "before" and "after" pics.
That would sell... |
We will think about it =)
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just sell them a needle and tread
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I actually think it would go off the charts...you could even do a site that specializes in exercises to make the pussy more tight and I'm sure people would join like crazy
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sad. but it would probably sell :1orglaugh
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My friend said make it out of persimmons. :1orglaugh
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