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03-25-2004, 01:26 PM
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Lifesavers (Joke)
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.
The children began to say; "Red...................cherry", "Yellow...............lemon", "Green................lime", "Orange..............orange" Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well", he said "I'll give you all a clue, it's what your mother may call your father at times". One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes"!!! |
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03-25-2004, 01:27 PM
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lol
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03-25-2004, 01:28 PM
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Not bad. ThePornPusher 
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03-25-2004, 01:53 PM
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hehe
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03-25-2004, 01:56 PM
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not a bad afternoon chuckle
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03-25-2004, 01:58 PM
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hahah
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03-25-2004, 02:01 PM
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Very funny
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03-25-2004, 02:03 PM
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Hehehe.
That?s what my kids would think too. Asshole has become a term of endearment for me from the misses! |
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03-25-2004, 02:04 PM
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03-25-2004, 02:04 PM
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haha yeah. pretty great joke. you just made my day. good job
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03-25-2004, 02:25 PM
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HAHAHA ... FUNNY but old
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03-25-2004, 02:28 PM
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laff
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03-25-2004, 02:28 PM
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03-25-2004, 05:01 PM
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Not bad at all
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03-25-2004, 05:02 PM
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Back in the harbor
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i've gotta tell my mom that one!
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03-25-2004, 07:06 PM
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Very Funny!hahaha
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03-25-2004, 07:10 PM
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Its almost time
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03-25-2004, 07:12 PM
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nice
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