Lifesavers (Joke)
 

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The children began to say; "Red...................cherry",
"Yellow...............lemon", "Green................lime",
"Orange..............orange"

Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well", he said "I'll give you all a clue, it's what your mother may call your father at times".

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and

yelled: "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes"!!!

lol :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh Not bad.


ThePornPusher:thumbsup

hehe :thumbsup

not a bad afternoon chuckle

hahah:thumbsup

Very funny :)

Hehehe.

That?s what my kids would think too. Asshole has become a term of endearment for me from the misses!

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haha yeah. pretty great joke. you just made my day. good job

HAHAHA ... FUNNY but old:thumbsup

laff

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh Not bad at all:1orglaugh

i've gotta tell my mom that one!

Very Funny!hahaha:1orglaugh

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nice :1orglaugh :1orglaugh