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cherrylula · 03-25-2004, 09:34 AM

Incorporate your Ministry! So easy anyone can do it!

Outlined in four easy steps, including new state editions!

http://www.startchurch.com/

Let Us Show You How!!

One of the most commonly asked questions from ministers who feel called to start a church is, "How do I get my church charter?" Though the answer is simple, many ministers have a difficult time getting an answer. The definition of the word charter is:

A document issued by a sovereign, legislature, or other authority, creating a public or private corporation, such as a city, {church}, college, or bank, and defining its privileges and purposes.1

To get a charter for your church all you have to do is incorporate your church. When you incorporate your church the state then grants your church legal status (a charter) and it becomes a new entity. It is that simple.

If God has called you to start a church, and you have been seeking how to get your church charter, seek no more. Click here and get the book "How To Incorporate Your Church."

=^..^= · 03-25-2004, 09:36 AM

im too afraid to ask how or why you found this

Nysus · 03-25-2004, 09:40 AM

Is that a get-rich-quick scheme? I wonder if it works nowadays.. Heh.

Cheers,
Matt

unconnected · 03-25-2004, 09:43 AM

its been working for 5000 years man.. the best all time get rich quick schemes ever invented..

Why on earth do you think they would spend the time to write that huge long and boring fairy tale other that to make a shitload of money and control people absolutely?

cherrylula · 03-25-2004, 09:48 AM

I hope they hurry up with some "Start your own Church" late night info-mercials.

This country needs more churches dammit.

j/k, but perhaps I will end up in some broken down building with a bell on top, deep in the forest near the ocean cliffs.... if its a write off why not.

goBigtime · 03-25-2004, 09:49 AM

Churches can be tax exempt

Though I think the church of scientology had some complications with this one and ultimately had to pay off / settle with the IRS to achieve their tax exempt status.

So don't think you can just go out and form a one person church and stop paying taxes.

dougeetx · 03-25-2004, 09:50 AM

I became an ordained minister online at http://www.ulc.org

escorpio · 03-25-2004, 09:51 AM

I've always thought I should have my own religion. Could you find me a site on how to convince the gullible I'm a deity?

goBigtime · 03-25-2004, 09:53 AM

"The Church of Sacrilege" appears to be available

bigdog · 03-25-2004, 09:54 AM

i was thinking about this the other day

Lykos · 03-25-2004, 09:57 AM

zentz · 03-25-2004, 09:58 AM

Repetitive Monkey · 03-25-2004, 09:59 AM

Scientology knows all about this.

Wilbo · 03-25-2004, 10:00 AM

I've always wanted to start a site named BuyYourWayIntoHeaven.com . If you commited a sin all you have to do is make a donation to God. All prices will be posted. Murder is $100,000.00, rape $50,000.00 and so on. I would have diferent specials every week, like Masturbation $50.00 or 3 for $75.00, but they have to be in a row without stopping. Just send you check made out to Buy Your Way Into Heaven Inc. and God will get it, I'll see to it since we share the same P.O. Box

cherrylula · 03-25-2004, 10:06 AM

Hey maybe I could help out all those people with genital piercings in Georgia.

They just need a religious excuse for their body mods.

Religious excuses, its the American way.

Honeyslut · 03-25-2004, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cherrylula
Hey maybe I could help out all those people with genital piercings in Georgia.

They just need a religious excuse for their body mods.

Religious excuses, its the American way.

I heard about that on the alternative radio station today. Fucking unbelievable.

HeebyJeeby · 03-25-2004, 12:45 PM

I'm gonna start the Church of Joe Peschi and George Carlin is gonna be the new Pope.

kimzar · 03-25-2004, 12:57 PM

03-25-2004, 09:34 AM	#1
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	Great Business Opportunity - Start a Church Incorporate your Ministry! So easy anyone can do it! Outlined in four easy steps, including new state editions! http://www.startchurch.com/ Let Us Show You How!! One of the most commonly asked questions from ministers who feel called to start a church is, "How do I get my church charter?" Though the answer is simple, many ministers have a difficult time getting an answer. The definition of the word charter is: A document issued by a sovereign, legislature, or other authority, creating a public or private corporation, such as a city, {church}, college, or bank, and defining its privileges and purposes.1 To get a charter for your church all you have to do is incorporate your church. When you incorporate your church the state then grants your church legal status (a charter) and it becomes a new entity. It is that simple. If God has called you to start a church, and you have been seeking how to get your church charter, seek no more. Click here and get the book "How To Incorporate Your Church."

03-25-2004, 09:36 AM	#2
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03-25-2004, 09:43 AM	#4
unconnected Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,025	its been working for 5000 years man.. the best all time get rich quick schemes ever invented.. Why on earth do you think they would spend the time to write that huge long and boring fairy tale other that to make a shitload of money and control people absolutely? __________________ "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

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03-25-2004, 09:48 AM	#5
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	I hope they hurry up with some "Start your own Church" late night info-mercials. This country needs more churches dammit. j/k, but perhaps I will end up in some broken down building with a bell on top, deep in the forest near the ocean cliffs.... if its a write off why not.

03-25-2004, 09:49 AM	#6
goBigtime Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,761	Churches can be tax exempt Though I think the church of scientology had some complications with this one and ultimately had to pay off / settle with the IRS to achieve their tax exempt status. So don't think you can just go out and form a one person church and stop paying taxes.

03-25-2004, 09:51 AM	#8
escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 23,129	I've always thought I should have my own religion. Could you find me a site on how to convince the gullible I'm a deity? __________________ Unvaxxed, still alive.

03-25-2004, 09:53 AM	#9
goBigtime Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,761	"The Church of Sacrilege" appears to be available

03-25-2004, 09:54 AM	#10
bigdog Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 6,964	i was thinking about this the other day

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03-25-2004, 09:59 AM	#13
Repetitive Monkey Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,505	Scientology knows all about this.

03-25-2004, 10:00 AM	#14
Wilbo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Baltimore Posts: 2,082	I've always wanted to start a site named BuyYourWayIntoHeaven.com . If you commited a sin all you have to do is make a donation to God. All prices will be posted. Murder is $100,000.00, rape $50,000.00 and so on. I would have diferent specials every week, like Masturbation $50.00 or 3 for $75.00, but they have to be in a row without stopping. Just send you check made out to Buy Your Way Into Heaven Inc. and God will get it, I'll see to it since we share the same P.O. Box

03-25-2004, 10:06 AM	#15
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	Hey maybe I could help out all those people with genital piercings in Georgia. They just need a religious excuse for their body mods. Religious excuses, its the American way.

03-25-2004, 12:45 PM	#17
HeebyJeeby Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Way past normal! Posts: 161	I'm gonna start the Church of Joe Peschi and George Carlin is gonna be the new Pope.

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