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cherrylula 03-25-2004 09:34 AM

Great Business Opportunity - Start a Church
 
Incorporate your Ministry! So easy anyone can do it!

Outlined in four easy steps, including new state editions!

http://www.startchurch.com/

Let Us Show You How!!

One of the most commonly asked questions from ministers who feel called to start a church is, "How do I get my church charter?" Though the answer is simple, many ministers have a difficult time getting an answer. The definition of the word charter is:

A document issued by a sovereign, legislature, or other authority, creating a public or private corporation, such as a city, {church}, college, or bank, and defining its privileges and purposes.1

To get a charter for your church all you have to do is incorporate your church. When you incorporate your church the state then grants your church legal status (a charter) and it becomes a new entity. It is that simple.

If God has called you to start a church, and you have been seeking how to get your church charter, seek no more. Click here and get the book "How To Incorporate Your Church."

=^..^= 03-25-2004 09:36 AM

im too afraid to ask how or why you found this :helpme

Nysus 03-25-2004 09:40 AM

Is that a get-rich-quick scheme? I wonder if it works nowadays.. Heh.

Cheers,
Matt

unconnected 03-25-2004 09:43 AM

its been working for 5000 years man.. the best all time get rich quick schemes ever invented..

Why on earth do you think they would spend the time to write that huge long and boring fairy tale other that to make a shitload of money and control people absolutely?

cherrylula 03-25-2004 09:48 AM

I hope they hurry up with some "Start your own Church" late night info-mercials.

This country needs more churches dammit. :1orglaugh

j/k, but perhaps I will end up in some broken down building with a bell on top, deep in the forest near the ocean cliffs.... if its a write off why not.

goBigtime 03-25-2004 09:49 AM

Churches can be tax exempt :)


Though I think the church of scientology had some complications with this one and ultimately had to pay off / settle with the IRS to achieve their tax exempt status.

So don't think you can just go out and form a one person church and stop paying taxes.

dougeetx 03-25-2004 09:50 AM

I became an ordained minister online at http://www.ulc.org

escorpio 03-25-2004 09:51 AM

I've always thought I should have my own religion. Could you find me a site on how to convince the gullible I'm a deity?

goBigtime 03-25-2004 09:53 AM

"The Church of Sacrilege" appears to be available :helpme

bigdog 03-25-2004 09:54 AM

i was thinking about this the other day

Lykos 03-25-2004 09:57 AM

Damn:glugglug

zentz 03-25-2004 09:58 AM

lol :1orglaugh

Repetitive Monkey 03-25-2004 09:59 AM

Scientology knows all about this. :1orglaugh

Wilbo 03-25-2004 10:00 AM

I've always wanted to start a site named BuyYourWayIntoHeaven.com . If you commited a sin all you have to do is make a donation to God. All prices will be posted. Murder is $100,000.00, rape $50,000.00 and so on. I would have diferent specials every week, like Masturbation $50.00 or 3 for $75.00, but they have to be in a row without stopping. Just send you check made out to Buy Your Way Into Heaven Inc. and God will get it, I'll see to it since we share the same P.O. Box :Graucho

cherrylula 03-25-2004 10:06 AM

Hey maybe I could help out all those people with genital piercings in Georgia.

They just need a religious excuse for their body mods.

Religious excuses, its the American way.

Honeyslut 03-25-2004 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cherrylula
Hey maybe I could help out all those people with genital piercings in Georgia.

They just need a religious excuse for their body mods.

Religious excuses, its the American way.


I heard about that on the alternative radio station today. Fucking unbelievable.


:(

HeebyJeeby 03-25-2004 12:45 PM

I'm gonna start the Church of Joe Peschi and George Carlin is gonna be the new Pope. :winkwink:

kimzar 03-25-2004 12:57 PM

:)


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