a joke about welfare - GoFuckYourself.com

lil2rich4u2 · 03-05-2004, 08:07 PM

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the
long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her
overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the
garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it.

TweetyBird · 03-05-2004, 08:11 PM

nice one, really

escorpio · 03-05-2004, 08:13 PM

pimplink · 03-05-2004, 08:18 PM

Nice One.

Mr. Marks · 03-23-2004, 10:46 PM

I hope that there's a job out there like that for real! Nice

reynold · 03-24-2004, 01:56 AM

Hahaha! funny!

Ash@phpFX · 03-24-2004, 02:33 AM

thats a good one

lil2rich4u2 · 03-29-2004, 05:05 PM

wtf

i was looking at this thread saying "god damn i posted that a long time ago, why would anyone bump that old thing?"

then i realized it was just this month ... god damn time plays tricks on me ...

kimzar · 03-29-2004, 05:10 PM

good one

Paul Waters · 03-29-2004, 05:19 PM

Thank you

jhauser · 03-29-2004, 06:01 PM

Lace · 03-29-2004, 06:02 PM

HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Oh that was good.

uvort · 03-29-2004, 06:03 PM

fuckin great

riosluts · 03-29-2004, 06:10 PM

hehe yeah real funny joke. keep these coming. they always make my day

Steve · 03-29-2004, 06:11 PM

funny shit

media · 03-29-2004, 06:12 PM

you don't even have to make up any jokes about welfare.. it is already a big enough joke as is...

radical · 03-29-2004, 06:12 PM

hehehehehe good joke

ModelPerfect · 03-29-2004, 06:51 PM

bilzbub · 03-29-2004, 06:57 PM

That was pretty good.

nathan_f · 03-29-2004, 06:58 PM

hahah that's sweet.

Shooter · 03-29-2004, 06:59 PM

Nice

axelcat · 03-29-2004, 07:05 PM

myjah · 03-29-2004, 07:45 PM

thats great...gotta love that

digifan · 03-29-2004, 08:14 PM

Now that was hilarious.. thanks for the laugh

Oncle_Benny · 03-29-2004, 08:20 PM

looll funny

03-05-2004, 08:07 PM	#1
lil2rich4u2 ICQ: 175171926 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,046	a joke about welfare A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year". The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it. __________________ HEY!! Unbeatable hosting! Customer service is top notch! --> ISPrime <-- Do a search on any board, their reputation is rock solid .. for years!!

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