a joke about welfare
 

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really
rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the
long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her
overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the
garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it.

nice one, really :1orglaugh

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Nice One.

I hope that there's a job out there like that for real! Nice :thumbsup

Hahaha! funny!:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh thats a good one :thumbsup

wtf

i was looking at this thread saying "god damn i posted that a long time ago, why would anyone bump that old thing?"

then i realized it was just this month ... god damn time plays tricks on me ...

good one :1orglaugh

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Thank you

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HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Oh that was good. :thumbsup

fuckin great :thumbsup

hehe yeah real funny joke. keep these coming. they always make my day

funny shit

you don't even have to make up any jokes about welfare.. it is already a big enough joke as is...

hehehehehe good joke :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

That was pretty good.

hahah that's sweet. :thumbsup

Nice :1orglaugh

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thats great...gotta love that :1orglaugh

Now that was hilarious.. thanks for the laugh :)

looll funny