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MrIzzz · 03-23-2004, 06:47 PM

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly
dirty
and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for
dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I
give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked.

"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get
just
to stay alive."

"Will you spend the on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the
man
asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't ! played golf in 20
years!"

"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of
food?" the man asked.

"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?!!" exclaimed the homeless
man.

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money.

Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my
wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for
doing
that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like
who's given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex!

Mr. Marks · 03-23-2004, 06:55 PM

Hahahaha

. It was a good read. Thanks.

maxdaname · 03-23-2004, 06:58 PM

That was awesome!!!

jmk · 03-23-2004, 07:00 PM

nice

TweetyBird · 03-23-2004, 07:05 PM

hehe

radical · 03-23-2004, 07:07 PM

Vitasoy · 03-23-2004, 07:11 PM

That was great

03-23-2004, 06:47 PM	#1
MrIzzz If u touch it, I will cum Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: long island Posts: 22,923	joke, to lighten the mood A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?" "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied. "Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked. "No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive." "Will you spend the on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't ! played golf in 20 years!" "Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked. "What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?!!" exclaimed the homeless man. "Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife." The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting." The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex! __________________ WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

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