joke, to lighten the mood
 

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly
dirty
and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for
dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I
give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"


"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.


"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked.


"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get
just
to stay alive."


"Will you spend the on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the
man
asked.


"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't ! played golf in 20
years!"


"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of
food?" the man asked.


"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?!!" exclaimed the homeless
man.


"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money.


Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my
wife."


The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for
doing
that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."


The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like
who's given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex!

Hahahaha :1orglaugh . It was a good read. Thanks.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh That was awesome!!!

nice :thumbsup

hehe :1orglaugh

lol :thumbsup

That was great :1orglaugh