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03-23-2004, 11:11 AM

I've been surfing the web all day today and come across an intrigueing looking website that claims you can cheat at online casinos and make $1000s of dollars! Now, not being particularly proficient in maths, most of the explanation for how you can do this has gone over my head somewhat, the site seems to presume you have a better than kindergarten understanding of maths.

Perhaps someone could point out what the catch is here, if there is one, and whether or not the maths actually adds up. Is this too good to be true? Would I just be wasting my time if I tried it out?

http://www.casinoexploit.com

Napolean · 03-23-2004, 11:20 AM

good read

03-23-2004, 11:28 AM

Reckon it's worth going for Napoleon?

I could do with the extra cash since my sign-ups imploded.

Rictor · 03-23-2004, 11:31 AM

The casino always wins in the long run. It's probably a casino that owns that site, trying to get people to gamble that way.

Veterans Day · 03-23-2004, 11:31 AM

thats old school bro, good luck, nothin new with that "theory"

Basic_man · 03-23-2004, 11:32 AM

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Originally posted by Napolean
good read

Did you read it at all ?

Veterans Day · 03-23-2004, 11:34 AM

look for casinos with promos, which entail you must play a certain amount of hands, play by the book therefore lowering the house odds as low as possible, hopefully your up when you reach the minimum # of hands to receive the promo. If so pull out and take the promo moneys

4Pics · 03-23-2004, 11:36 AM

i had a friend who made some decent coin playing with their bonus money and pulling out once he played the number of hands required.

Broda · 03-23-2004, 11:37 AM

They all come back.. it's inevitable.. once you win, you know you can win again.. <sigh>

pradaboy · 03-23-2004, 11:37 AM

you know what the casino says to ppl that have a system?

WELCOME!

03-23-2004, 11:50 AM

That's what I thought, but I guess if this site is right, the boot is on the other foot now!

Dirty F · 03-23-2004, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TGPslut
you know what the casino says to ppl that have a system?

WELCOME!

Haha yes.

Napolean · 03-23-2004, 11:53 AM

http://www.envisionextadult.com/FLASH/GAMES/black.html

test the theory here.. im doin pretty good

03-23-2004, 12:08 PM

Cool link Napoleon, thanks.

I'm doing ok myself, looks like this could be a goldmine!

03-23-2004, 01:38 PM

Frig me with a cactus, I'm $100 up already.

zentz · 03-23-2004, 01:44 PM

thats bullshit

cluck · 03-23-2004, 01:49 PM

It works, but at the same time it's bullshit.

strobi · 03-23-2004, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TGPslut
you know what the casino says to ppl that have a system?

WELCOME!

indeed! prefectly said

03-23-2004, 02:18 PM

LOL! Yeah right, I'm ready to cash out over $100 profit now, I took a screenshot for the non-believers.

Fuck the porn biz, if I can do this a few times a day I'll be rolling in dollar before the month's out.

So long suckers.

sexyclicks · 03-23-2004, 02:23 PM

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piker · 03-23-2004, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by owldeath
I've been surfing the web all day today and come across an intrigueing looking website that claims you can cheat at online casinos and make $1000s of dollars! Now, not being particularly proficient in maths, most of the explanation for how you can do this has gone over my head somewhat, the site seems to presume you have a better than kindergarten understanding of maths.

Perhaps someone could point out what the catch is here, if there is one, and whether or not the maths actually adds up. Is this too good to be true? Would I just be wasting my time if I tried it out?

http://www.casinoexploit.com

Old news, been tried.. Just remember some of those casinos cheat more then you.

Ic3m4nZ · 03-23-2004, 02:27 PM

I got good success with this casino vegasusa.com

eroswebmaster · 03-23-2004, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TGPslut
you know what the casino says to ppl that have a system?

WELCOME!

Online casinos may say that...but announce you have a system here in Vegas and watch your ass get blackballed from every casino as quickly as they can pass your pics along.

03-23-2004, 02:28 PM

That $154 from a $50 deposit by the way, played enough to cash out and on to the next one, think I'll try that Cirrus Casino!

Manowar · 03-23-2004, 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by sexyclicks
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Creative, on topic spam.

I like it

pornstar2pac · 03-23-2004, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
The casino always wins in the long run. It's probably a casino that owns that site, trying to get people to gamble that way.

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pornstar2pac · 03-23-2004, 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster

Online casinos may say that...but announce you have a system here in Vegas and watch your ass get blackballed from every casino as quickly as they can pass your pics along.

very good point

03-23-2004, 02:56 PM

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Originally posted by pornstar2pac

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Yeah right! They'd have to be pretty dumb to advertise a way that mathematically guarantees they're gonna lose!

I suppose there is the question of people not being disciplined enough to stick to the system, but it's a bit of a gamble (heh) by the casinos if they did make that site to think that people won't stick to a winning formula.

I guess losers are born every minute though.

sexyclicks · 03-23-2004, 02:59 PM

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B Sandwich · 03-23-2004, 03:08 PM

nothing new on this site, this is just basic strategy

galleriesx · 03-23-2004, 03:16 PM

hahahhahaha that's all bullshit.

Have a look at their beautiful roulette system

http://www.casinoexploit.com/advanced.html

They do not account what happens when the zero hits the wheel. Even more with American roulette where you basically have a twice bigger house edge...

Complete rubbish.

If you want some real mathematical figures go to the Wizard of Odds

DTK · 03-23-2004, 03:17 PM

Doesn't really seem like 'cheating' to me...just taking advantage of their promos.

Abyss_Vee · 03-23-2004, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TGPslut
you know what the casino says to ppl that have a system?

WELCOME!

couldnt of said it better myself

03-23-2004, 03:24 PM

Fuck roullette!

All I know is this bonus beating stuff works.

Raf1 · 03-23-2004, 03:26 PM

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I'd like to talk to you about this casino strategy

03-23-2004, 03:29 PM

Actually speaking of roullette, it looks like you can scam it after all:

http://washingtontimes.com/upi-break...4104-4270r.htm

Now why didn't I think of that?

sexyclicks · 03-23-2004, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexyclicks
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eroswebmaster · 03-23-2004, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Abyss_Vee

couldnt of said it better myself

Once again...announce you have a system at any table in Vegas and time how quickly they come and ask you to leave.

Jer · 03-23-2004, 03:36 PM

Some of you that started with $100+ and ended up with $0 please post a screencap - we need proof.

DTK · 03-23-2004, 03:39 PM

This thread is one of the most creative spams I've seen in a while.....................................

cluck · 03-23-2004, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jer
Some of you that started with $100+ and ended up with $0 please post a screencap - we need proof.

Actually if you play it right, you wont lose money. Suppose you can make $1 bets on blackjack. You get your $100 free bonus so you have $200 in your bankroll. You play 30 hands of blackjack, thus wagering $30. With the blackjack betting system you'll probably come out slightly up or down, depending on whether the casino cheats.

If you lose all the hands, you're down $30 but your balance is still $170. That's $70 profit. YOU HAVE TO STOP PLAYING THAT CASINO.Most people aren't strong enough to do that. I know I'm not.

doornx · 03-23-2004, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TGPslut
you know what the casino says to ppl that have a system?

WELCOME!

when you desposit $100 you get an extra $100...you play the minimum amout of hands and cash out. It differs from real casinos

Tanker · 03-23-2004, 04:03 PM

Craps its all about dice controll

Mr. Marks · 03-23-2004, 07:49 PM

I think you're wasting your time. You can never cheat casinos, they're the number one cheaters, and they're the best in their field. Seach for something else...

Tytan · 03-23-2004, 07:56 PM

You can get away with cheating here in the UK, they just ban you.

land based casinos i mean

monkeysnap · 03-23-2004, 09:03 PM

That is without a doubt a very interesting industry.

Tampa_nugget · 03-23-2004, 09:10 PM

actually from my playing dys of the casinos on the net i am ahead. BUt you have to play by the stratgey or you will lose most if all of it back. What i do is i play everyday till i win $30 or lose $30. then i call it a day. I am a few k up on a few casinos but i could be up on them more if i just stayed with the stratgey.

synergysex · 03-23-2004, 09:24 PM

Your best bet is to learn how to COUNT CARDS really fucking well and go to Vegas. Anyone that tells you it is easy hasnt done it.

A bunch of MIT kids worked in teams and they took Vegas for tens of millions of dollars before they were kicked out. CourtTV ran a thing about it on The System called "Taking Vegas".

If you get good enough, eventually you'll wind up in Griffin's black book and you'll be banned from every casino in the world. Before that happens, and if you are good enough - you'll take them for at least a million or much more if you get a couple of buddies to work with you that can keep thier fucking mouths shut.

The MIT kids lost because one of thier own sold them out to MGM for $25K. He sold them the group's itenery and of course the casinos were ready to eject them as soon as they stepped foot in the door. Not that it is illegal to count cards because it is not. There is not a damn thing illegal about it. It only becomes illegal if you start cheating using cameras, mirrors and shit like that. Until then, you are simply using your mind to beat the game. The casinos dont see it that way, of course.

I am trying to teach myself how to do it. I am getting good - but I am nowhere near the skill level it takes to beat the big guys. Maybe in 10 years I will be. Or not.

wild-cat · 03-23-2004, 11:57 PM

TheDoc · 03-24-2004, 12:17 AM

Black Jack is easy..

Learn to count cards A-10 +1 point, 9-6 0 points, 5-2 -1 points. Now you know if the deck has more or less high cards.

Find a table with the least decks, 1 if possible.

If you lose, you double, lose again, double again, keep doing until you win. Chances of you losing 15 hands in a row (max bet on most tables) is very very slim. Each time you win you are up your bet.

Play heavy when the count is right, play light when it's not, easy to take the house if you have the money in your pocket to play with.

03-23-2004, 11:11 AM	#1
owldeath Guest Posts: n/a	Make money cheating casinos? Does this add up?? I've been surfing the web all day today and come across an intrigueing looking website that claims you can cheat at online casinos and make $1000s of dollars! Now, not being particularly proficient in maths, most of the explanation for how you can do this has gone over my head somewhat, the site seems to presume you have a better than kindergarten understanding of maths. Perhaps someone could point out what the catch is here, if there is one, and whether or not the maths actually adds up. Is this too good to be true? Would I just be wasting my time if I tried it out? http://www.casinoexploit.com

03-23-2004, 11:20 AM	#2
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03-23-2004, 11:31 AM	#5
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03-23-2004, 11:34 AM	#7
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03-23-2004, 11:37 AM	#9
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03-23-2004, 11:28 AM	#3
owldeath Guest Posts: n/a	Reckon it's worth going for Napoleon? I could do with the extra cash since my sign-ups imploded.

03-23-2004, 11:31 AM	#4
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	The casino always wins in the long run. It's probably a casino that owns that site, trying to get people to gamble that way.

03-23-2004, 11:36 AM	#8
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03-23-2004, 11:37 AM	#10
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03-23-2004, 11:50 AM	#11
owldeath Guest Posts: n/a	That's what I thought, but I guess if this site is right, the boot is on the other foot now!

03-23-2004, 11:53 AM	#13
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03-23-2004, 12:08 PM	#14
owldeath Guest Posts: n/a	Cool link Napoleon, thanks. I'm doing ok myself, looks like this could be a goldmine!

03-23-2004, 01:38 PM	#15
owldeath Guest Posts: n/a	Frig me with a cactus, I'm $100 up already.

03-23-2004, 01:44 PM	#16
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03-23-2004, 02:18 PM	#19
owldeath Guest Posts: n/a	LOL! Yeah right, I'm ready to cash out over $100 profit now, I took a screenshot for the non-believers. Fuck the porn biz, if I can do this a few times a day I'll be rolling in dollar before the month's out. So long suckers.

03-23-2004, 02:23 PM	#20
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03-23-2004, 02:28 PM	#24
owldeath Guest Posts: n/a	That $154 from a $50 deposit by the way, played enough to cash out and on to the next one, think I'll try that Cirrus Casino!

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03-23-2004, 03:16 PM	#31
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03-23-2004, 03:24 PM	#34
owldeath Guest Posts: n/a	Fuck roullette! All I know is this bonus beating stuff works.

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03-23-2004, 03:29 PM	#36
owldeath Guest Posts: n/a	Actually speaking of roullette, it looks like you can scam it after all: http://washingtontimes.com/upi-break...4104-4270r.htm Now why didn't I think of that?

03-23-2004, 03:36 PM	#39
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03-23-2004, 07:49 PM	#44
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03-23-2004, 07:56 PM	#45
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03-23-2004, 09:10 PM	#47
Tampa_nugget So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Tampa, Florida Posts: 39	actually from my playing dys of the casinos on the net i am ahead. BUt you have to play by the stratgey or you will lose most if all of it back. What i do is i play everyday till i win $30 or lose $30. then i call it a day. I am a few k up on a few casinos but i could be up on them more if i just stayed with the stratgey.

03-23-2004, 09:24 PM	#48
synergysex Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 461	Your best bet is to learn how to COUNT CARDS really fucking well and go to Vegas. Anyone that tells you it is easy hasnt done it. A bunch of MIT kids worked in teams and they took Vegas for tens of millions of dollars before they were kicked out. CourtTV ran a thing about it on The System called "Taking Vegas". If you get good enough, eventually you'll wind up in Griffin's black book and you'll be banned from every casino in the world. Before that happens, and if you are good enough - you'll take them for at least a million or much more if you get a couple of buddies to work with you that can keep thier fucking mouths shut. The MIT kids lost because one of thier own sold them out to MGM for $25K. He sold them the group's itenery and of course the casinos were ready to eject them as soon as they stepped foot in the door. Not that it is illegal to count cards because it is not. There is not a damn thing illegal about it. It only becomes illegal if you start cheating using cameras, mirrors and shit like that. Until then, you are simply using your mind to beat the game. The casinos dont see it that way, of course. I am trying to teach myself how to do it. I am getting good - but I am nowhere near the skill level it takes to beat the big guys. Maybe in 10 years I will be. Or not. __________________ Do You Hate Seatbelt Citations? Don't Get Mad, Get Organized!

03-23-2004, 11:57 PM	#49
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