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owldeath 03-23-2004 11:11 AM

Make money cheating casinos? Does this add up??
 
I've been surfing the web all day today and come across an intrigueing looking website that claims you can cheat at online casinos and make $1000s of dollars! Now, not being particularly proficient in maths, most of the explanation for how you can do this has gone over my head somewhat, the site seems to presume you have a better than kindergarten understanding of maths.

Perhaps someone could point out what the catch is here, if there is one, and whether or not the maths actually adds up. Is this too good to be true? Would I just be wasting my time if I tried it out?

http://www.casinoexploit.com

:evil-laug

Napolean 03-23-2004 11:20 AM

good read

owldeath 03-23-2004 11:28 AM

Reckon it's worth going for Napoleon?

I could do with the extra cash since my sign-ups imploded.

Rictor 03-23-2004 11:31 AM

The casino always wins in the long run. It's probably a casino that owns that site, trying to get people to gamble that way. :1orglaugh

Veterans Day 03-23-2004 11:31 AM

thats old school bro, good luck, nothin new with that "theory"

Basic_man 03-23-2004 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Napolean
good read
Did you read it at all ?

Veterans Day 03-23-2004 11:34 AM

look for casinos with promos, which entail you must play a certain amount of hands, play by the book therefore lowering the house odds as low as possible, hopefully your up when you reach the minimum # of hands to receive the promo. If so pull out and take the promo moneys:glugglug

4Pics 03-23-2004 11:36 AM

i had a friend who made some decent coin playing with their bonus money and pulling out once he played the number of hands required.

Broda 03-23-2004 11:37 AM

They all come back.. it's inevitable.. once you win, you know you can win again.. <sigh>

pradaboy 03-23-2004 11:37 AM

you know what the casino says to ppl that have a system?







WELCOME!

owldeath 03-23-2004 11:50 AM

That's what I thought, but I guess if this site is right, the boot is on the other foot now!
:thumbsup

Dirty F 03-23-2004 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TGPslut
you know what the casino says to ppl that have a system?







WELCOME!

Haha yes.

Napolean 03-23-2004 11:53 AM

http://www.envisionextadult.com/FLASH/GAMES/black.html

test the theory here.. im doin pretty good

owldeath 03-23-2004 12:08 PM

Cool link Napoleon, thanks.

I'm doing ok myself, looks like this could be a goldmine!

owldeath 03-23-2004 01:38 PM

Frig me with a cactus, I'm $100 up already.

:1orglaugh

zentz 03-23-2004 01:44 PM

thats bullshit

cluck 03-23-2004 01:49 PM

It works, but at the same time it's bullshit.

strobi 03-23-2004 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TGPslut
you know what the casino says to ppl that have a system?

WELCOME!

indeed! prefectly said:thumbsup

owldeath 03-23-2004 02:18 PM

LOL! Yeah right, I'm ready to cash out over $100 profit now, I took a screenshot for the non-believers.

http://www.frontlinecds.com/casino.jpg

Fuck the porn biz, if I can do this a few times a day I'll be rolling in dollar before the month's out.

So long suckers.:winkwink:

sexyclicks 03-23-2004 02:23 PM

FEEL FREE TO TRY THE SYSTEM HERE : Cirrus Casino

:thumbsup

piker 03-23-2004 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by owldeath
I've been surfing the web all day today and come across an intrigueing looking website that claims you can cheat at online casinos and make $1000s of dollars! Now, not being particularly proficient in maths, most of the explanation for how you can do this has gone over my head somewhat, the site seems to presume you have a better than kindergarten understanding of maths.

Perhaps someone could point out what the catch is here, if there is one, and whether or not the maths actually adds up. Is this too good to be true? Would I just be wasting my time if I tried it out?

http://www.casinoexploit.com

:evil-laug

Old news, been tried.. Just remember some of those casinos cheat more then you.

Ic3m4nZ 03-23-2004 02:27 PM

I got good success with this casino vegasusa.com

eroswebmaster 03-23-2004 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TGPslut
you know what the casino says to ppl that have a system?







WELCOME!

Online casinos may say that...but announce you have a system here in Vegas and watch your ass get blackballed from every casino as quickly as they can pass your pics along.

owldeath 03-23-2004 02:28 PM

That $154 from a $50 deposit by the way, played enough to cash out and on to the next one, think I'll try that Cirrus Casino!

Manowar 03-23-2004 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexyclicks
FEEL FREE TO TRY THE SYSTEM HERE : Cirrus Casino

:thumbsup

Creative, on topic spam.

I like it :thumbsup

pornstar2pac 03-23-2004 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
The casino always wins in the long run. It's probably a casino that owns that site, trying to get people to gamble that way. :1orglaugh










ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................... ....:2 cents: :Graucho

pornstar2pac 03-23-2004 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster


Online casinos may say that...but announce you have a system here in Vegas and watch your ass get blackballed from every casino as quickly as they can pass your pics along.




very good point

owldeath 03-23-2004 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornstar2pac












ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................... ....:2 cents: :Graucho

Yeah right! They'd have to be pretty dumb to advertise a way that mathematically guarantees they're gonna lose!

I suppose there is the question of people not being disciplined enough to stick to the system, but it's a bit of a gamble (heh) by the casinos if they did make that site to think that people won't stick to a winning formula.

I guess losers are born every minute though.

sexyclicks 03-23-2004 02:59 PM

player wins over 1 mil in online casino

This has been THE topic in the gambling industry the last few weeks

B Sandwich 03-23-2004 03:08 PM

nothing new on this site, this is just basic strategy

galleriesx 03-23-2004 03:16 PM

hahahhahaha that's all bullshit.

Have a look at their beautiful roulette system

http://www.casinoexploit.com/advanced.html

They do not account what happens when the zero hits the wheel. Even more with American roulette where you basically have a twice bigger house edge...

Complete rubbish.

If you want some real mathematical figures go to the Wizard of Odds

DTK 03-23-2004 03:17 PM

Doesn't really seem like 'cheating' to me...just taking advantage of their promos.

Abyss_Vee 03-23-2004 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TGPslut
you know what the casino says to ppl that have a system?







WELCOME!

couldnt of said it better myself

owldeath 03-23-2004 03:24 PM

Fuck roullette!

All I know is this bonus beating stuff works.

Raf1 03-23-2004 03:26 PM

owldeath if you have a moment contact me on ICQ - 209356106
I'd like to talk to you about this casino strategy:)

owldeath 03-23-2004 03:29 PM

Actually speaking of roullette, it looks like you can scam it after all:

http://washingtontimes.com/upi-break...4104-4270r.htm

Now why didn't I think of that?

sexyclicks 03-23-2004 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexyclicks
FEEL FREE TO TRY THE SYSTEM HERE : Cirrus Casino

:thumbsup

Use coupon code: HKNWJ to get $25 free
I forgot to add that before

eroswebmaster 03-23-2004 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Abyss_Vee


couldnt of said it better myself

Once again...announce you have a system at any table in Vegas and time how quickly they come and ask you to leave.

Jer 03-23-2004 03:36 PM

Some of you that started with $100+ and ended up with $0 please post a screencap - we need proof.

DTK 03-23-2004 03:39 PM

This thread is one of the most creative spams I've seen in a while.....................................

cluck 03-23-2004 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jer
Some of you that started with $100+ and ended up with $0 please post a screencap - we need proof.
Actually if you play it right, you wont lose money. Suppose you can make $1 bets on blackjack. You get your $100 free bonus so you have $200 in your bankroll. You play 30 hands of blackjack, thus wagering $30. With the blackjack betting system you'll probably come out slightly up or down, depending on whether the casino cheats.

If you lose all the hands, you're down $30 but your balance is still $170. That's $70 profit. YOU HAVE TO STOP PLAYING THAT CASINO.Most people aren't strong enough to do that. I know I'm not. :glugglug

doornx 03-23-2004 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TGPslut
you know what the casino says to ppl that have a system?




WELCOME!

when you desposit $100 you get an extra $100...you play the minimum amout of hands and cash out. It differs from real casinos

Tanker 03-23-2004 04:03 PM

Craps its all about dice controll

Mr. Marks 03-23-2004 07:49 PM

I think you're wasting your time. You can never cheat casinos, they're the number one cheaters, and they're the best in their field. Seach for something else...

Tytan 03-23-2004 07:56 PM

You can get away with cheating here in the UK, they just ban you.

land based casinos i mean


:)

monkeysnap 03-23-2004 09:03 PM

That is without a doubt a very interesting industry.

Tampa_nugget 03-23-2004 09:10 PM

actually from my playing dys of the casinos on the net i am ahead. BUt you have to play by the stratgey or you will lose most if all of it back. What i do is i play everyday till i win $30 or lose $30. then i call it a day. I am a few k up on a few casinos but i could be up on them more if i just stayed with the stratgey.

synergysex 03-23-2004 09:24 PM

Your best bet is to learn how to COUNT CARDS really fucking well and go to Vegas. Anyone that tells you it is easy hasnt done it.

A bunch of MIT kids worked in teams and they took Vegas for tens of millions of dollars before they were kicked out. CourtTV ran a thing about it on The System called "Taking Vegas".

If you get good enough, eventually you'll wind up in Griffin's black book and you'll be banned from every casino in the world. Before that happens, and if you are good enough - you'll take them for at least a million or much more if you get a couple of buddies to work with you that can keep thier fucking mouths shut.

The MIT kids lost because one of thier own sold them out to MGM for $25K. He sold them the group's itenery and of course the casinos were ready to eject them as soon as they stepped foot in the door. Not that it is illegal to count cards because it is not. There is not a damn thing illegal about it. It only becomes illegal if you start cheating using cameras, mirrors and shit like that. Until then, you are simply using your mind to beat the game. The casinos dont see it that way, of course.

I am trying to teach myself how to do it. I am getting good - but I am nowhere near the skill level it takes to beat the big guys. Maybe in 10 years I will be. Or not.

wild-cat 03-23-2004 11:57 PM

:thumbsup
http://www.minuteporn.com/gfy/wild-cat/mespics/$$$.jpg

TheDoc 03-24-2004 12:17 AM

Black Jack is easy..


Learn to count cards A-10 +1 point, 9-6 0 points, 5-2 -1 points. Now you know if the deck has more or less high cards.

Find a table with the least decks, 1 if possible.

If you lose, you double, lose again, double again, keep doing until you win. Chances of you losing 15 hands in a row (max bet on most tables) is very very slim. Each time you win you are up your bet.

Play heavy when the count is right, play light when it's not, easy to take the house if you have the money in your pocket to play with.


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