Why do Fat guys smell like cheese? - GoFuckYourself.com

Mr. Marks · 03-19-2004, 09:02 PM

Never fails at the elevator in my condo. Everytime a fat dude (over 100lbs overweight) shares the elevator there's a distinct cheese aroma.

I doubt all fat guys eat cheese. Is it some sort of metabolical issue?

hova · 03-19-2004, 09:03 PM

that is called sweat

benc · 03-19-2004, 09:04 PM

Not sure, could be sweat that accumulated in their fat rolls, or some type of cheese product residue on their clothes left after stuffing their face with high fat snacks.

boris77 · 03-19-2004, 09:05 PM

well, be happy, it could be worse..... they don't smell like garlic, do they?

Mr. Marks · 03-19-2004, 09:06 PM

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Originally posted by benc
Not sure, could be sweat that accumulated in their fat rolls, or some type of cheese product residue on their clothes left after stuffing their face with high fat snacks.

Disgusting. But you may be right about the sweat thing. Skin is composed of dead cells. Sweat has nutrients that bacteria in sweat secretions eat up. Put the three ingredients together and there's putrefecation... which is the release of sulfates and other hydrocarbons that are normally involved in oxidation/digestion.

Cheese goes through the same process... but so do other foods. But other foods don't give up the same cheese smell...

hmmmm

Mr. Marks · 03-19-2004, 09:07 PM

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Originally posted by boris77
well, be happy, it could be worse..... they don't smell like garlic, do they?

Italian fat guys?

I'd hate to be in the same elevator as Pavarotti after he finishes some pasta.... unless of course he showered in Paco Rabanne cologne LOL

Mr. Marks · 03-19-2004, 09:29 PM

Maybe the proper authority for this would be B r a d s h a w ?

kronic · 03-19-2004, 09:36 PM

Reminds me of the time my wife and I were sitting at her parents.

I asked aloud, not thinking apparently, where the parmesan cheese smell was coming from.

My wife gave me a smack and whispered in my ear, "It's Mom's feet".

Jesus, we were sitting across the room from her and the smell was still strong. Worse yet, it didn't even phase the mother-in-law.

So I went for a walk till I was sure she was in bed.

Spunky · 03-19-2004, 09:37 PM

Blowing fat dudes for nickles again?

Mr. Marks · 03-19-2004, 09:38 PM

Oh man, I feel for you dude. That cheese smell is fucking STRONG! sheesh.

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Originally posted by kronic
Reminds me of the time my wife and I were sitting at her parents.

I asked aloud, not thinking apparently, where the parmesan cheese smell was coming from.

My wife gave me a smack and whispered in my ear, "It's Mom's feet".

Jesus, we were sitting across the room from her and the smell was still strong. Worse yet, it didn't even phase the mother-in-law.

So I went for a walk till I was sure she was in bed.

Rob · 03-19-2004, 09:38 PM

Have you ever stopped to think that maybe it's the cheese that smells like fat guys and not the other way around?

torrey · 03-19-2004, 09:39 PM

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Originally posted by papichulo

Disgusting. But you may be right about the sweat thing. Skin is composed of dead cells. Sweat has nutrients that bacteria in sweat secretions eat up. Put the three ingredients together and there's putrefecation... which is the release of sulfates and other hydrocarbons that are normally involved in oxidation/digestion.

Cheese goes through the same process... but so do other foods. But other foods don't give up the same cheese smell...

hmmmm

Nice

Mr. Marks · 03-19-2004, 09:41 PM

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Originally posted by HighOnAcid
Have you ever stopped to think that maybe it's the cheese that smells like fat guys and not the other way around?

Interesting. So basically, its the fish that smell like pussy, not the other way around?

kosmic · 03-19-2004, 09:42 PM

the sweat and lint in their ass crack, churns like butter, and makes a smelly cheese!!!!

Spunky · 03-19-2004, 09:44 PM

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Originally posted by papichulo
Never fails at the elevator in my condo. Everytime I suck off a fat dude (over 100lbs overweight) He grabs on to my ears and makes me swallow.

I doubt all fat guys do this. Is it some sort of homosexual issue?

Mr. Marks · 03-19-2004, 09:45 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1

Spunky, stop posting your bear on twink fantasies here, bro. We're trying to have a somewhat scientific discussion.

Mr. Marks · 03-19-2004, 09:46 PM

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Originally posted by kosmic
the sweat and lint in their ass crack, churns like butter, and makes a smelly cheese!!!!

Damn, you just described Spunky's conception.

DreamCumTrue · 03-19-2004, 09:47 PM

This thread makes me

Spunky · 03-19-2004, 09:48 PM

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Originally posted by papichulo

Spunky, stop posting your bear on twink fantasies here, bro. We're trying to have a somewhat scientific discussion.

Wow ..I guess you owned me ..

Scientific discussion?

...Christ...stop your killing me with your brains

Mr. Marks · 03-19-2004, 09:49 PM

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Originally posted by DreamCumTrue
This thread makes me

Exactly dude. That fucking Limburger cheese smell is not exactly a walk in the park.

Mr. Marks · 03-19-2004, 09:50 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1

Wow ..I guess you owned me .. Scientific discussion? ...Christ...stop your killing me with your brains

Yes, Spunky, if you took that horse cock out of your mouth every once in a while you'd actually learn something on these adult webmaster chatboards.

Run along now, I believe you have Special Olympics practice soon.

Mr. Marks · 03-20-2004, 10:15 PM

This thread has B-r-a-d-s-h-a-w written all over it.

maxdaname · 03-20-2004, 10:30 PM

You are what you eat I guess

PersianKitty · 03-20-2004, 11:41 PM

Cheese? I thought it was saute'd onions.

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