Why do Fat guys smell like cheese?
 

Never fails at the elevator in my condo. Everytime a fat dude (over 100lbs overweight) shares the elevator there's a distinct cheese aroma.

I doubt all fat guys eat cheese. Is it some sort of metabolical issue?

that is called sweat

Not sure, could be sweat that accumulated in their fat rolls, or some type of cheese product residue on their clothes left after stuffing their face with high fat snacks.

well, be happy, it could be worse..... they don't smell like garlic, do they?

:1orglaugh

Disgusting. But you may be right about the sweat thing. Skin is composed of dead cells. Sweat has nutrients that bacteria in sweat secretions eat up. Put the three ingredients together and there's putrefecation... which is the release of sulfates and other hydrocarbons that are normally involved in oxidation/digestion.

Cheese goes through the same process... but so do other foods. But other foods don't give up the same cheese smell...


hmmmm

Italian fat guys?


I'd hate to be in the same elevator as Pavarotti after he finishes some pasta.... unless of course he showered in Paco Rabanne cologne LOL

Maybe the proper authority for this would be B r a d s h a w ?

Reminds me of the time my wife and I were sitting at her parents.

I asked aloud, not thinking apparently, where the parmesan cheese smell was coming from.

My wife gave me a smack and whispered in my ear, "It's Mom's feet".

Jesus, we were sitting across the room from her and the smell was still strong. Worse yet, it didn't even phase the mother-in-law.

So I went for a walk till I was sure she was in bed.

Blowing fat dudes for nickles again?

Oh man, I feel for you dude. That cheese smell is fucking STRONG! sheesh.

Have you ever stopped to think that maybe it's the cheese that smells like fat guys and not the other way around? :evil-laug

Nice :thumbsup

Interesting. So basically, its the fish that smell like pussy, not the other way around?:helpme :1orglaugh

the sweat and lint in their ass crack, churns like butter, and makes a smelly cheese!!!!

Spunky, stop posting your bear on twink fantasies here, bro. We're trying to have a somewhat scientific discussion.

Damn, you just described Spunky's conception.:1orglaugh

This thread makes me :repuke

Wow ..I guess you owned me ..:321GFY Scientific discussion? :1orglaugh...Christ...stop your killing me with your brains

Exactly dude. That fucking Limburger cheese smell is not exactly a walk in the park.

Yes, Spunky, if you took that horse cock out of your mouth every once in a while you'd actually learn something on these adult webmaster chatboards.


Run along now, I believe you have Special Olympics practice soon.

This thread has B-r-a-d-s-h-a-w written all over it.:1orglaugh

You are what you eat I guess

Cheese? I thought it was saute'd onions.