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I found a good way to meet girls
Dress nice, drive a nice sports car freshly waxed, and eat lunch by yourself with a newspaper for reading material at a French restaurant.
Chicks dig cool, smart guys with some taste dining at a French cafe! |
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Good idea, do you try it?
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#3 |
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do you have to be in france too
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March 1st, 2003
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I just swing by the old foks home with cans of cat food.
them chicks there can't turn down a can o' 9 lives. it's also good to bring emery boards, if you rub a bunion off a granny once she's yours for a lifetime. |
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Sounds like Will & Grace advice.
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#7 | |
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Just made small talk with girls, didn't ask for any numbers though |
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No nice clothes, no sports car, and I'm not very /mart.
Guess I'm outta luck. |
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blaha-ha
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nice idea
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wear your best dress, put some make-up
and go the place were you can relax!! |
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Numbers? Screw those...ICQ's, AIM's and E-Mail's - all in my sql database! HAHA jk, dont get her number....Tell the bitch shes coming with you to a hotel, getting fucked and filmed. easy as that. ![]() ![]()
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#19 |
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I see Kush has been reading GQ
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I need a beer
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Right...I guess you pointed to the ferrari outside and said it was yours
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making it rain
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So what were you driving?
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My hips don't lie
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yes.. when a hot chick comes by... you need to look like you are testing your remote car starter... beep beep ...lol |
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But truckstops open late though.
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that's a nice and bright idea!!
have you try it? |
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You want to meet a hot girl that will fuck you all night and you don't have to do anything to impress? Go to church on Sunday morning. |
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#27 |
GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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I see your rx8, is doing you good
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#28 |
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Here's another one....that actually DOES work.....yes I admit I have actually tried it.....I admit it....
Hang out in some fancy Gay bar.....Girls love gays....it's a fact in every Gay bar there's loads of straight women aswell....they have their guard down and are much easier to approach..... instinctly at some point most women will either try to convert you.....that means if they DO like you.....but subconsiously most women find it very hard to accept if a person they like is not attracked to them.....I didn't made this up myself...but liked the story that I did try it....... Should I be ashamed? Should I seek help? |
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Expensive car is enough to pick up girls
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Best way to meet girls is go up to them an introduce yourself. |
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#32 |
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Check the Pick-up Guide: they teach you all about seduction!!!
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FUKM ALL!
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Don't act too interested, women always want what they think they can't have or you can just keep trying real hard and acting like a desparado. Your choice!
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Location: Austin, TX Or better yet, if you're going to france anyway you could just wear an advertising sign that says: "I have two tickets to France... why should I let you go with me? Inquire within." |
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Yup, wear a exspensive suit while you doing all this works too.
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My time is coming...
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And whoever said that just walking up to girls and introducing yourself is the "best" way to meet them, I agree. And the question about my car, it's a new, fully loaded red RX8. Not a ferrari or a porsche but it turns a lot of heads |
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Not the kind of girl I want to meet....
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#46 |
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I have a camaro in a town full of benz and vipers
and I have no problem at all. Sports car + $ = ladies, they really do need to start teaching this in math class. |
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