I found a good way to meet girls
 

Dress nice, drive a nice sports car freshly waxed, and eat lunch by yourself with a newspaper for reading material at a French restaurant.

Chicks dig cool, smart guys with some taste dining at a French cafe!

Good idea, do you try it?

do you have to be in france too

I just swing by the old foks home with cans of cat food.

them chicks there can't turn down a can o' 9 lives.

it's also good to bring emery boards, if you rub a bunion off a granny once she's yours for a lifetime.

and then you wake up!

Sounds like Will & Grace advice.

yeah, just got back from it about an hour ago.
Just made small talk with girls, didn't ask for any numbers though

because everyone loves a gold diggin' bitch.

No nice clothes, no sports car, and I'm not very /mart.

Guess I'm outta luck.

Could you borrow me your car then. I need sex urgently... :1orglaugh

Some girls dig gold, other girls dig class :2 cents:

Nah, you're a cool guy.
You can get chicks :thumbsup

blaha-ha

So bend her over and fuck her hard, after that you can send her to dig for gold for you too. :winkwink:

nice idea :)

it's pretty obvious you don't get either.

wear your best dress, put some make-up
and go the place were you can relax!!

Numbers? Screw those...ICQ's, AIM's and E-Mail's - all in my sql database!


HAHA jk, dont get her number....Tell the bitch shes coming with you to a hotel, getting fucked and filmed. easy as that. :glugglug :thumbsup

I see Kush has been reading GQ

Right...I guess you pointed to the ferrari outside and said it was yours :1orglaugh

So what were you driving?

yes.. when a hot chick comes by... you need to look like you are testing your remote car starter... beep beep ...lol

you really should try leather, Levis and a Harley. They will buy you lunch.

Ladies love outlaws. :thumbsup

But truckstops open late though.

that's a nice and bright idea!!
have you try it?

Yah, but biker skanks aren't any better than Kush's gold digging yuppies.

You want to meet a hot girl that will fuck you all night and you don't have to do anything to impress? Go to church on Sunday morning.

I see your rx8, is doing you good :)

Here's another one....that actually DOES work.....yes I admit I have actually tried it.....I admit it....

Hang out in some fancy Gay bar.....Girls love gays....it's a fact
in every Gay bar there's loads of straight women aswell....they
have their guard down and are much easier to approach.....

instinctly at some point most women will either try to convert
you.....that means if they DO like you.....but subconsiously
most women find it very hard to accept if a person they like
is not attracked to them.....I didn't made this up myself...but
liked the story that I did try it.......

Should I be ashamed? Should I seek help?

Expensive car is enough to pick up girls

hehe :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Lol.

Best way to meet girls is go up to them an introduce yourself.

Check the Pick-up Guide: they teach you all about seduction!!!

http://www.pickupguide.com/



:thumbsup Good luck! :thumbsup :winkwink:

Don't act too interested, women always want what they think they can't have or you can just keep trying real hard and acting like a desparado. Your choice! :Graucho

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That is wiithout a doubt the funniest fucking post of the month
what's your paypal - you just saved me having to go rent a DVD ?

:thumbsup

Idiot

Kush
Location: Austin, TX



Or better yet, if you're going to france anyway you could just wear an advertising sign that says: "I have two tickets to France... why should I let you go with me? Inquire within."

Yup, wear a exspensive suit while you doing all this works too. :winkwink:

Yes you are

france sucks.

Blow me you stupid jew...

haha, that's another method you could do too.

And whoever said that just walking up to girls and introducing yourself is the "best" way to meet them, I agree.

And the question about my car, it's a new, fully loaded red RX8.
Not a ferrari or a porsche but it turns a lot of heads

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Not the kind of girl I want to meet....

But if you want some gold digging high maintenance girls, go for it :thumbsup

your wisdom is astounding!

I have a camaro in a town full of benz and vipers

and I have no problem at all.




Sports car + $ = ladies, they really do need to start teaching this in math class.