another joke - GoFuckYourself.com

boris77 · 03-19-2004, 08:16 PM

A lonely spinster, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married,so she put an ad in the local paper that read: "HUSBAND WANTED, must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and must still be good in bed, all applicants apply in person."

On the second day she heard the doorbell.

Much to her dismay she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair,he had no arms or legs.

The woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs."

The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you."

She snorted, "You don't have any hands either."

Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you."

She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently, "Are you still good in bed?"

With that, the old gentleman beamed a broad smile and said," well I rang the doorbell didn't I?"

princess · 03-19-2004, 08:18 PM

LOL! good one babe!

nathan_f · 03-19-2004, 08:19 PM

haha nice

TweetyBird · 03-19-2004, 08:19 PM

hehe, I had already heard it, but still, it's a good joke

Just_Dave · 03-19-2004, 08:19 PM

funny

Abyss_Vee · 03-19-2004, 08:22 PM

reynold · 03-19-2004, 08:47 PM

It's a good joke!!
it's so very funny!!

03-19-2004, 08:16 PM	#1
boris77 Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 546	another joke A lonely spinster, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married,so she put an ad in the local paper that read: "HUSBAND WANTED, must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and must still be good in bed, all applicants apply in person." On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair,he had no arms or legs. The woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs." The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you." She snorted, "You don't have any hands either." Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you." She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently, "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman beamed a broad smile and said," well I rang the doorbell didn't I?"

03-19-2004, 08:18 PM	#2
princess Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Ringgold, Georgia Posts: 1,939	LOL! good one babe! __________________ HUGS! Marsha

03-19-2004, 08:19 PM	#4
TweetyBird Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Canadian this !!! Posts: 8,532	hehe, I had already heard it, but still, it's a good joke __________________ sig for sale. ICQ :338213644

03-19-2004, 08:19 PM	#3
nathan_f Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Think of me as Chomsky with dick jokes. Posts: 3,983	haha nice

03-19-2004, 08:19 PM	#5
Just_Dave Its almost time Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 13,009	funny

03-19-2004, 08:22 PM	#6
Abyss_Vee Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,208

03-19-2004, 08:47 PM	#7
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	It's a good joke!! it's so very funny!!