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sworld · 03-18-2004, 10:19 AM

Everyone has their technique....i've heard...

lots of foreplay
tickling
feathers
rubbing buttholes with your thumb

what else?

martin 007 · 03-18-2004, 10:27 AM

expensive cars,jewellery,clothes,etc......

SABAI · 03-18-2004, 10:29 AM

a really good tongue and listening to her fantasies

BT · 03-18-2004, 10:29 AM

Listen

4Pics · 03-18-2004, 10:31 AM

sherie · 03-18-2004, 10:35 AM

Thinking before you speak! Very important!

Head · 03-18-2004, 10:50 AM

No chick can resist the getting licked!

Cash · 03-18-2004, 12:13 PM

How to please her

detoxed · 03-18-2004, 12:13 PM

not being a fatass helps to please them

Tala · 03-18-2004, 12:31 PM

Listen, do not judge.
Care, but remain firm.
Bend, do not break.
Laugh, but not at us.
Cry, but not for us.
Give, but do not be afraid to take.
See who we are.
Let us see who you are.
Love us and let us love you.

crackerboy · 03-18-2004, 12:31 PM

very good url haha

fyrflygrl · 03-18-2004, 12:46 PM

Treat her like a lady

Open her car door... and not from the inside after you get in.

Once a week flowers...the fresh cut ones from walmart last 7+ days, are really lovely, and are just $4-$6....

Pick two nights a week to take care of dinner....even if you don't cook, take-out is dinner that she doesn't have to generate any brain waves for...

Light candles for her often.

If she drinks coffee and you don't, fix the coffee pot for her the night before and set the timer.

Set her up for a bath hour with a small cooler with her favorite drinks, lots of candles, nice bubble bath and the radio. Then leave her alone

Do all of these things without seeming to want anything in return.

Girlfriends and wives of the men that do these things are willing sexual slaves, and I think other gals here would agree.

goBigtime · 03-18-2004, 12:49 PM

bdld · 03-18-2004, 12:49 PM

tell them your cum will make their breasts enlarge

raster · 03-18-2004, 11:07 PM

Secrets of pleasing a woman - keep your mouth shut and nod

SmutGiant · 03-18-2004, 11:16 PM

You have to create a fantasy, I seduce women the same way I seduce my surfers. If you're good at converting surfers to members, you should be good at turning women into your sexual slaves. Tonight I had my girl shaking, barely touching her. I pushed her against a wall, kissed her and told her all the things I was gonna do to her. As I would describe something really hot I would squeeze her ass or her tits etc. Point is, seducing a woman is a lot like making a gallery...

Women LOVE aticipation, and they love to use their imagination. I'm not the GREATEST looking or skinniest guy in the world, but I almost guarantee that a woman can cum harder with me than with ANYONE else.

broke · 03-18-2004, 11:37 PM

Who cares? Really.

hottoddy · 03-18-2004, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmutGiant
You have to create a fantasy, I seduce women the same way I seduce my surfers. If you're good at converting surfers to members, you should be good at turning women into your sexual slaves. Tonight I had my girl shaking, barely touching her. I pushed her against a wall, kissed her and told her all the things I was gonna do to her. As I would describe something really hot I would squeeze her ass or her tits etc. Point is, seducing a woman is a lot like making a gallery...

Women LOVE aticipation, and they love to use their imagination. I'm not the GREATEST looking or skinniest guy in the world, but I almost guarantee that a woman can cum harder with me than with ANYONE else.

That sounds like something straight from the Ross Jeffries manual of seduction.

liquidmoe · 03-18-2004, 11:40 PM

alcohol helps with the ladies as well, although I seem to be a one track mind tonight. That and WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF OIL.

But certainly the magic of the tognue when used properly can not be ignored.

SmutGiant · 03-18-2004, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hottoddy

That sounds like something straight from the Ross Jeffries manual of seduction.

Interesting... never heard of it, but I'll check it out.

It's the same reason why erotic stories are popular with the female surfers, they love to use their imagination. I guess after working in this industry you just tend to compare everything to it, lol. My job as the gallery or paysite is to get the person excited and create a fantasy in their mind. Once you get them excited enough, they'll have to whip out the wallet, or in my case take off the pants to get the please after the tease... lol.

tayloryum · 03-18-2004, 11:47 PM

the secret to pleasing a woman?

the only way that you can really please HER is if SHE picks YOU. if you want to REALLY please a woman, you don't have to do anything, because ultimately, WE pic the guy that WE want, not the other way around. and THAT is the truth.

TheMob · 03-18-2004, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmutGiant
You have to create a fantasy, I seduce women the same way I seduce my surfers. If you're good at converting surfers to members, you should be good at turning women into your sexual slaves. Tonight I had my girl shaking, barely touching her. I pushed her against a wall, kissed her and told her all the things I was gonna do to her. As I would describe something really hot I would squeeze her ass or her tits etc. Point is, seducing a woman is a lot like making a gallery...

pimplink · 03-19-2004, 12:44 AM

There's no secret. You just have to be yourself.

irishfury · 03-19-2004, 12:46 AM

Tell them what they want to hear.....and cash

twistyneck · 03-19-2004, 12:50 AM

Why bother? In the end they'll just cut your heart out and feed it to the coyotes. Blow your load, kick 'em the fuck out.

Babagirls · 03-19-2004, 01:02 AM

buy her a new toy and porno and leave her alone for 45mins-1 hour

VeriSexy · 03-19-2004, 01:24 AM

Give them your credit card

reynold · 03-19-2004, 01:26 AM

stay young and fresh..
and just be yourself, and always smile :-)
that is the only secret of being a pleasing women..

Babagirls · 03-19-2004, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VeriSexy
Give them your credit card

and dont tell us theres a "limit" either......such a turn off

reynold · 03-19-2004, 02:33 AM

just be yourself!!
and give smile to everyone!!

reynold · 03-19-2004, 03:29 AM

stay cool!!
always smile smiles to everyone!!

Praguer · 03-19-2004, 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fyrflygrl
Treat her like a lady Open her car door... and not from the inside after you get in.

Once a week flowers...the fresh cut ones from walmart last 7+ days, are really lovely, and are just $4-$6....

Pick two nights a week to take care of dinner....even if you don't cook, take-out is dinner that she doesn't have to generate any brain waves for...

Light candles for her often.

If she drinks coffee and you don't, fix the coffee pot for her the night before and set the timer.

Set her up for a bath hour with a small cooler with her favorite drinks, lots of candles, nice bubble bath and the radio. Then leave her alone

Do all of these things without seeming to want anything in return.

Girlfriends and wives of the men that do these things are willing sexual slaves, and I think other gals here would agree.

Absolutely wrong !

Girls love bad guys, nice guys will always finish last.

Woman will always fall for excitment, adventure, challenge, sexual desire, not for a boring predictable guy
willling to be her servant.

Also women act on impulse and emotion rather than fact. Who do you suppose brings out these same irrepressible emotions in women? The good guys? Of course not !

Illicit · 03-19-2004, 04:02 AM

stick a finger up her ass when you fuck her

Mikey_219Inc · 03-19-2004, 04:10 AM

eat her daily and alternate between licks and applying a pocket rocket on her clit with a very fresh battery.

TweetyBird · 03-19-2004, 05:35 AM

hehe

michel · 03-19-2004, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sworld
Everyone has their technique....i've heard...

lots of foreplay
tickling
feathers
rubbing buttholes with your thumb

what else?

None of the above...

michel · 03-19-2004, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Listen, do not judge.
Care, but remain firm.
Bend, do not break.
Laugh, but not at us.
Cry, but not for us.
Give, but do not be afraid to take.
See who we are.
Let us see who you are.
Love us and let us love you.

Good one!

Cr34t1v3 · 03-19-2004, 05:55 AM

Wow I disagree with almost everthing here! Hahaha...

First of all..who says you HAVE to please her? How about her
pleasing you? How about it being mutual?

Personally I have no use for "high maintenance" men and women.

If a guy needs to "buy me flowers" everyday...or go out of his way
to "draw me a bath" or "put up my coffee"....then shoot me now
because I've become the proverbial princess Ive always wanted
to kill.

Believe it or not we're equal...women to need to work on this as much as men.

If my guy can let me know he loves me once in awhile...(doesn't
have to be everyday)...enjoy some time out together and a laugh
once in awhile, give me some personal space, support me when I need it and fuck me like theres no tomorrow...then I'm perfectly
happy...and I better be damn well willing to give those things
back to him as well.

As for money and jewelry, I don't find that very interesting. I value
my independence too much to even entertain that thought. He
can keep his money and cars. I'd much rather him have a
sarcastic and humourous wit than material items.

There is no secret theres only common sense.

blazin · 03-19-2004, 06:10 AM

Slap her around now and again to let her know who's boss

. ..just jokin'

michel · 03-19-2004, 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cr34t1v3
Wow I disagree with almost everthing here! Hahaha...

You're a woman aren't you

Paul Markham · 03-19-2004, 06:30 AM

We have to please them as well as ourselves????

Mission Impossible.

hova · 03-19-2004, 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Listen, do not judge. I AM THE JUDGE
Care, but remain firm. I CAN DO THAT
Bend, do not break. I DO THAT
Laugh, but not at us. IMPOSSIBLE
Cry, but not for us. I AM NOT GAY
Give, but do not be afraid to take. I DO THAT
See who we are. DONT UNDERSTAND
Let us see who you are. OPEN YOUR EYES
Love us and let us love you. EVERYBODY LOVES ME

Cr34t1v3 · 03-19-2004, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by michel

You're a woman aren't you

Hahaha...100% female.

I meant I dis-agreed with all the tactics needed to "please" women. Its unnecessary.

..or at least it should be.

myjah · 03-19-2004, 09:14 AM

one of my favorite things is when my hubby just watches me...makes me really get into it when I know he's enjoying it so much

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Cr34t1v3 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 62	Wow I disagree with almost everthing here! Hahaha... First of all..who says you HAVE to please her? How about her pleasing you? How about it being mutual? Personally I have no use for "high maintenance" men and women. If a guy needs to "buy me flowers" everyday...or go out of his way to "draw me a bath" or "put up my coffee"....then shoot me now because I've become the proverbial princess Ive always wanted to kill. Believe it or not we're equal...women to need to work on this as much as men. If my guy can let me know he loves me once in awhile...(doesn't have to be everyday)...enjoy some time out together and a laugh once in awhile, give me some personal space, support me when I need it and fuck me like theres no tomorrow...then I'm perfectly happy...and I better be damn well willing to give those things back to him as well. As for money and jewelry, I don't find that very interesting. I value my independence too much to even entertain that thought. He can keep his money and cars. I'd much rather him have a sarcastic and humourous wit than material items. There is no secret theres only common sense.

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