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sworld 03-18-2004 10:19 AM

Secrets of pleasing women
 
Everyone has their technique....i've heard...

lots of foreplay
tickling
feathers
rubbing buttholes with your thumb

what else?

martin 007 03-18-2004 10:27 AM

expensive cars,jewellery,clothes,etc......

SABAI 03-18-2004 10:29 AM

a really good tongue and listening to her fantasies

BT 03-18-2004 10:29 AM

Listen

4Pics 03-18-2004 10:31 AM

cash

sherie 03-18-2004 10:35 AM

Thinking before you speak! Very important!

Head 03-18-2004 10:50 AM

No chick can resist the getting licked!

Cash 03-18-2004 12:13 PM

How to please her :winkwink:

detoxed 03-18-2004 12:13 PM

not being a fatass helps to please them

Tala 03-18-2004 12:31 PM

Listen, do not judge.
Care, but remain firm.
Bend, do not break.
Laugh, but not at us.
Cry, but not for us.
Give, but do not be afraid to take.
See who we are.
Let us see who you are.
Love us and let us love you.

crackerboy 03-18-2004 12:31 PM

very good url haha

fyrflygrl 03-18-2004 12:46 PM

Treat her like a lady :) Open her car door... and not from the inside after you get in.

Once a week flowers...the fresh cut ones from walmart last 7+ days, are really lovely, and are just $4-$6....

Pick two nights a week to take care of dinner....even if you don't cook, take-out is dinner that she doesn't have to generate any brain waves for...

Light candles for her often.

If she drinks coffee and you don't, fix the coffee pot for her the night before and set the timer.

Set her up for a bath hour with a small cooler with her favorite drinks, lots of candles, nice bubble bath and the radio. Then leave her alone :)

Do all of these things without seeming to want anything in return.

Girlfriends and wives of the men that do these things are willing sexual slaves, and I think other gals here would agree. :glugglug

goBigtime 03-18-2004 12:49 PM

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bdld 03-18-2004 12:49 PM

tell them your cum will make their breasts enlarge

raster 03-18-2004 11:07 PM

Secrets of pleasing a woman - keep your mouth shut and nod

SmutGiant 03-18-2004 11:16 PM

You have to create a fantasy, I seduce women the same way I seduce my surfers. If you're good at converting surfers to members, you should be good at turning women into your sexual slaves. Tonight I had my girl shaking, barely touching her. I pushed her against a wall, kissed her and told her all the things I was gonna do to her. As I would describe something really hot I would squeeze her ass or her tits etc. Point is, seducing a woman is a lot like making a gallery...

Women LOVE aticipation, and they love to use their imagination. I'm not the GREATEST looking or skinniest guy in the world, but I almost guarantee that a woman can cum harder with me than with ANYONE else.

broke 03-18-2004 11:37 PM

Who cares? Really.

:glugglug

hottoddy 03-18-2004 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmutGiant
You have to create a fantasy, I seduce women the same way I seduce my surfers. If you're good at converting surfers to members, you should be good at turning women into your sexual slaves. Tonight I had my girl shaking, barely touching her. I pushed her against a wall, kissed her and told her all the things I was gonna do to her. As I would describe something really hot I would squeeze her ass or her tits etc. Point is, seducing a woman is a lot like making a gallery...

Women LOVE aticipation, and they love to use their imagination. I'm not the GREATEST looking or skinniest guy in the world, but I almost guarantee that a woman can cum harder with me than with ANYONE else.

That sounds like something straight from the Ross Jeffries manual of seduction.

liquidmoe 03-18-2004 11:40 PM

alcohol helps with the ladies as well, although I seem to be a one track mind tonight. That and WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF OIL.

But certainly the magic of the tognue when used properly can not be ignored. :thumbsup

SmutGiant 03-18-2004 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hottoddy


That sounds like something straight from the Ross Jeffries manual of seduction.

Interesting... never heard of it, but I'll check it out.

It's the same reason why erotic stories are popular with the female surfers, they love to use their imagination. I guess after working in this industry you just tend to compare everything to it, lol. My job as the gallery or paysite is to get the person excited and create a fantasy in their mind. Once you get them excited enough, they'll have to whip out the wallet, or in my case take off the pants to get the please after the tease... lol.

tayloryum 03-18-2004 11:47 PM

the secret to pleasing a woman?

the only way that you can really please HER is if SHE picks YOU. if you want to REALLY please a woman, you don't have to do anything, because ultimately, WE pic the guy that WE want, not the other way around. and THAT is the truth.

TheMob 03-18-2004 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SmutGiant
You have to create a fantasy, I seduce women the same way I seduce my surfers. If you're good at converting surfers to members, you should be good at turning women into your sexual slaves. Tonight I had my girl shaking, barely touching her. I pushed her against a wall, kissed her and told her all the things I was gonna do to her. As I would describe something really hot I would squeeze her ass or her tits etc. Point is, seducing a woman is a lot like making a gallery...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pimplink 03-19-2004 12:44 AM

There's no secret. You just have to be yourself.

irishfury 03-19-2004 12:46 AM

Tell them what they want to hear.....and cash

twistyneck 03-19-2004 12:50 AM

Why bother? In the end they'll just cut your heart out and feed it to the coyotes. Blow your load, kick 'em the fuck out.

Babagirls 03-19-2004 01:02 AM

buy her a new toy and porno and leave her alone for 45mins-1 hour :thumbsup

VeriSexy 03-19-2004 01:24 AM

Give them your credit card :1orglaugh

reynold 03-19-2004 01:26 AM

stay young and fresh..
and just be yourself, and always smile :-)
that is the only secret of being a pleasing women..

Babagirls 03-19-2004 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VeriSexy
Give them your credit card :1orglaugh
and dont tell us theres a "limit" either......such a turn off :winkwink:

reynold 03-19-2004 02:33 AM

just be yourself!!
and give smile to everyone!!

reynold 03-19-2004 03:29 AM

stay cool!!
always smile smiles to everyone!!

Praguer 03-19-2004 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fyrflygrl
Treat her like a lady :) Open her car door... and not from the inside after you get in.

Once a week flowers...the fresh cut ones from walmart last 7+ days, are really lovely, and are just $4-$6....

Pick two nights a week to take care of dinner....even if you don't cook, take-out is dinner that she doesn't have to generate any brain waves for...

Light candles for her often.

If she drinks coffee and you don't, fix the coffee pot for her the night before and set the timer.

Set her up for a bath hour with a small cooler with her favorite drinks, lots of candles, nice bubble bath and the radio. Then leave her alone :)

Do all of these things without seeming to want anything in return.

Girlfriends and wives of the men that do these things are willing sexual slaves, and I think other gals here would agree. :glugglug

Absolutely wrong !

Girls love bad guys, nice guys will always finish last.

Woman will always fall for excitment, adventure, challenge, sexual desire, not for a boring predictable guy
willling to be her servant.

Also women act on impulse and emotion rather than fact. Who do you suppose brings out these same irrepressible emotions in women? The good guys? Of course not !

Illicit 03-19-2004 04:02 AM

stick a finger up her ass when you fuck her

Mikey_219Inc 03-19-2004 04:10 AM

eat her daily and alternate between licks and applying a pocket rocket on her clit with a very fresh battery.

TweetyBird 03-19-2004 05:35 AM

hehe :)

michel 03-19-2004 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sworld
Everyone has their technique....i've heard...

lots of foreplay
tickling
feathers
rubbing buttholes with your thumb

what else?

None of the above...

michel 03-19-2004 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Listen, do not judge.
Care, but remain firm.
Bend, do not break.
Laugh, but not at us.
Cry, but not for us.
Give, but do not be afraid to take.
See who we are.
Let us see who you are.
Love us and let us love you.

Good one!

Cr34t1v3 03-19-2004 05:55 AM

Wow I disagree with almost everthing here! Hahaha...

First of all..who says you HAVE to please her? How about her
pleasing you? How about it being mutual?

Personally I have no use for "high maintenance" men and women.

If a guy needs to "buy me flowers" everyday...or go out of his way
to "draw me a bath" or "put up my coffee"....then shoot me now
because I've become the proverbial princess Ive always wanted
to kill.

Believe it or not we're equal...women to need to work on this as much as men.

If my guy can let me know he loves me once in awhile...(doesn't
have to be everyday)...enjoy some time out together and a laugh
once in awhile, give me some personal space, support me when I need it and fuck me like theres no tomorrow...then I'm perfectly
happy...and I better be damn well willing to give those things
back to him as well.

As for money and jewelry, I don't find that very interesting. I value
my independence too much to even entertain that thought. He
can keep his money and cars. I'd much rather him have a
sarcastic and humourous wit than material items.

There is no secret theres only common sense. :thumbsup

blazin 03-19-2004 06:10 AM

Slap her around now and again to let her know who's boss
















. ..just jokin'

michel 03-19-2004 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cr34t1v3
Wow I disagree with almost everthing here! Hahaha...
You're a woman aren't you:Graucho

Paul Markham 03-19-2004 06:30 AM

We have to please them as well as ourselves????

Mission Impossible. :1orglaugh

hova 03-19-2004 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Listen, do not judge. I AM THE JUDGE
Care, but remain firm. I CAN DO THAT
Bend, do not break. I DO THAT
Laugh, but not at us. IMPOSSIBLE
Cry, but not for us. I AM NOT GAY
Give, but do not be afraid to take. I DO THAT
See who we are. DONT UNDERSTAND
Let us see who you are. OPEN YOUR EYES
Love us and let us love you. EVERYBODY LOVES ME



Cr34t1v3 03-19-2004 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by michel


You're a woman aren't you:Graucho

Hahaha...100% female.

I meant I dis-agreed with all the tactics needed to "please" women. Its unnecessary. :winkwink: ..or at least it should be.

myjah 03-19-2004 09:14 AM

one of my favorite things is when my hubby just watches me...makes me really get into it when I know he's enjoying it so much


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