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So Fucking What
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Whore Island
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Found Valtrex in a chicks Bathroom!
I was snooping in this girls bathroom (like a usually do with a new potential fuck) and I found an empty bottle of Valtrex (herpes med) with her name on it! She ripped off part of the label but left the labe on the side! Dumb bitch! Is it fucked up i still tried to get a BJ (but failed)? No Shit!
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Closer than you think
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Damn, that's bad.... real bad. Watch out for that
girl! you wouldn't wanna end up with her.
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Hall Of Fame
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She probably had Chicken Pox and not Genital Herpies..
I say go ahead and fuck her.... I did. You know she's probably a freak in bed.
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Hall Of Fame
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Anyhow, herpes doesnt kill...
Just get some Valtex and you are good to go 4-LIFE.
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Join Date: Feb 2003
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failed to get a BJ from a slut like that....ouch
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Join Date: Mar 2004
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for doing this shit.......but for some reason refused to give you head......how much did you offer? And post a pic of yourself so we can all better understand why ![]() ![]() ![]() But hey cheer up.....I'm sure there will be a girl somewhere out there that does want to suck your knob......don't give up!!!! ![]() |
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Super Mario
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I read somewhere that 2/3 of American adults have herpes... about half of those don't know it, though.
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A better ending would involve you crawling out the bathroom window, and rappelling 46 stories down to the ground in order to get away. Now *that* is a manly ending to the story (well, the rappelling part, not the running away part). Failing to get a BJ from a girl who doesn't use protection isn't that... manly. See what I mean? Anyhow, I wouldn't even want a BJ from her, since I wouldn't have any clue if it was genital or oral herpies. Don't know the med, don't know much about the disease either. It's all just a big-ass STOP sign for me. Good luck to you next time ![]() |
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wtf ?
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: GFY
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I wouldnt touch that shit ...
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Traffillionaire
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run now you still can
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congrats to the winners
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Die With Your Boots On
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Bon temps!
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: down yonder
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Maybe she knew you'd snoop and left her herpes med where you'd see it, hoping it would scare you off so she wouldn't have to tell you no
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