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xNetworx 03-19-2004 02:45 AM

Found Valtrex in a chicks Bathroom!
 
I was snooping in this girls bathroom (like a usually do with a new potential fuck) and I found an empty bottle of Valtrex (herpes med) with her name on it! She ripped off part of the label but left the labe on the side! Dumb bitch! Is it fucked up i still tried to get a BJ (but failed)? No Shit!

pimplink 03-19-2004 02:58 AM

Damn, that's bad.... real bad. Watch out for that
girl! you wouldn't wanna end up with her.

boneprone 03-19-2004 03:01 AM

She probably had Chicken Pox and not Genital Herpies..

I say go ahead and fuck her....


I did.


You know she's probably a freak in bed.

boneprone 03-19-2004 03:01 AM

Anyhow, herpes doesnt kill...

Just get some Valtex and you are good to go 4-LIFE.

johnbosh 03-19-2004 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
She probably had Chicken Pox and not Genital Herpies..

I say go ahead and fuck her....


I did.


You know she's probably a freak in bed.

hahah

flashfire 03-19-2004 03:10 AM

failed to get a BJ from a slut like that....ouch

Guesswho 03-19-2004 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by flashfire
failed to get a BJ from a slut like that....ouch
lol actually failed to get a blowjob from a slut that is getting paid
for doing this shit.......but for some reason refused to give you
head......how much did you offer? And post a pic of yourself so
we can all better understand why :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

But hey cheer up.....I'm sure there will be a girl somewhere out
there that does want to suck your knob......don't give up!!!!

:helpme

421Fill 03-19-2004 03:21 AM

I read somewhere that 2/3 of American adults have herpes... about half of those don't know it, though.

Baal 03-19-2004 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pimpporn
Is it fucked up i still tried to get a BJ (but failed)? No Shit!
*That* is the part of the story that you want to leave out in the future.

A better ending would involve you crawling out the bathroom window, and rappelling 46 stories down to the ground in order to get away. Now *that* is a manly ending to the story (well, the rappelling part, not the running away part). Failing to get a BJ from a girl who doesn't use protection isn't that... manly. See what I mean?

Anyhow, I wouldn't even want a BJ from her, since I wouldn't have any clue if it was genital or oral herpies. Don't know the med, don't know much about the disease either. It's all just a big-ass STOP sign for me.

Good luck to you next time :thumbsup

Illicit 03-19-2004 03:39 AM

I wouldnt touch that shit ...

hova 03-19-2004 03:43 AM

run now you still can

the Shemp 03-19-2004 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Anyhow, herpes doesnt kill...

Just get some Valtex and you are good to go 4-LIFE.

Bone has ties to the medical industry, he is right, just get your own supply :thumbsup

polish_aristocrat 03-19-2004 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by turbo
I read somewhere that 2/3 of American adults have herpes... about half of those don't know it, though.
i think it is true

Shoehorn! 03-19-2004 03:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by flashfire
failed to get a BJ from a slut like that....ouch
:1orglaugh

mardigras 03-19-2004 08:39 AM

Maybe she knew you'd snoop and left her herpes med where you'd see it, hoping it would scare you off so she wouldn't have to tell you no:1orglaugh

candyflip 03-19-2004 08:41 AM

Maybe she didn't suck your cock because the Herps are mighty active at the moment. She was doing you a favor by NOT sucking your cock.


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