I Drank an Entire Bottle of Prune Juice on a Dare and... - GoFuckYourself.com

Rob · 03-18-2004, 02:40 PM

I feel like I have quadruplets in my stomach and I'm shitting like a stuntman for *******!!!

I have never felt pain like this in my entire life! Someone kill me!!! In the name of all that's sacred, I gotta shit something terrible!!!

TweetyBird · 03-18-2004, 02:41 PM

good luck

03-18-2004, 02:42 PM

On-top · 03-18-2004, 02:43 PM

I wish you the best on your quad delivery.

ADL_Christy · 03-18-2004, 02:43 PM

That sucks dude...sorry!

gutter · 03-18-2004, 02:45 PM

Rob · 03-18-2004, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gutter

What the fuck am I supposed to do with Cranberries? Shove them up my ass to stop the leakage? I'm afraid if I do, the propulsion from the shit will create little red missles, putting my co-workers into harm's way.

Imagine the 6:00 News, "6 Office Workers today were seriously injured by Shit Propelled Cranberries. Apparently one of their co-workers was an idiot for drinking a bottle of prune juice and then decided to shove cranberries up his ass to stop the leakage. He could not be reached for comments..."

Ugh, it hurts and I'm scared to laugh. I might jar something loose up there.

kimzar · 03-18-2004, 02:59 PM

good luck

nathan_f · 03-18-2004, 03:00 PM

sounds like you have a fun night planned.

ATL_Ryan · 03-18-2004, 03:02 PM

Sounds like you've been HighOnAcid one too many times.

slackologist · 03-18-2004, 03:03 PM

on the bright side, you're cleaning all the crap out of your system.

UK1 · 03-18-2004, 03:04 PM

careful not to overflow the toilet......

Ross · 03-18-2004, 03:04 PM

BuckLover · 03-18-2004, 03:04 PM

Don't drink prune juice before going on a date!! I learned that long ago!

Evil1 · 03-18-2004, 03:05 PM

hey, heres an idea.. go take a fucking dump!

SoundMan · 03-18-2004, 03:05 PM

stop taking acid next time.

johnbosh · 03-18-2004, 03:06 PM

lollllll got pics??

slackologist · 03-18-2004, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil1
hey, heres an idea.. go take a fucking dump!

sounds like a winner

Jimbo · 03-18-2004, 03:07 PM

youll be fine

titmowse · 03-18-2004, 03:08 PM

try some foods from the brat diet:

B: bananas

R: rice

A: applesauce

T: toast

Rob · 03-18-2004, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil1
hey, heres an idea.. go take a fucking dump!

Bro, you couldn't even start to fathom the evils of prune juice! I have shit, I have shat, I have downright blew a fucking gasket! I don't have anything left to shit out but It feels like I have a Buick illegally parked in my colon!!!

cluck · 03-18-2004, 03:09 PM

Get the guy who dared you to drink a half a glass of listerine, double or nothing. Say it's safe but it just tastes nasty.

It'll eat through anything he's got in his stomach and shit will come out LIQUID. I mean LIQUID, brown water, nothing solid at all. It'll also bubble in there for days. It'll go STRAIGHT through and take everything on the way out with it.

Rob · 03-18-2004, 04:17 PM

Update: I took some Pepto and it helped a little but I'm getting seriously dehydrated. The pain has subsided a bit but the cramps are coming on strong. That is some potent shit!

NoCarrier · 03-18-2004, 04:19 PM

Nat · 03-18-2004, 04:23 PM

ewww, why oh why did i scroll all the way down here..

THANK YOU NoCarrier!

*yeack*

Angie · 03-18-2004, 04:27 PM

Keep drinking water and good luck

Evil1 · 03-18-2004, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid

Bro, you couldn't even start to fathom the evils of prune juice! I have shit, I have shat, I have downright blew a fucking gasket! I don't have anything left to shit out but It feels like I have a Buick illegally parked in my colon!!!

rofl!

03-18-2004, 04:36 PM

sumphatpimp · 03-18-2004, 04:36 PM

after reading a few of your posts I came to the conclsion you were full of shit.
Guess I was right.

Rob · 03-18-2004, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sumphatpimp
after reading a few of your posts I came to the conclsion you were full of shit.
Guess I was right.

By reading a couple of your posts I came to the conclusion that you were twelve and home schooled. You just proved me right.

Rob · 03-18-2004, 08:08 PM

Update 2: I actually feel fine now. The pains are gone and the shitting has ceased. I finally got something to eat and I'm alright! Thanks for your support! I couldn't have done it without you!

gornyhuy · 03-18-2004, 08:09 PM

Sounds like fun... People pay a lot of money for those high colonics!

Head · 03-18-2004, 08:11 PM

69pornlinks · 03-18-2004, 08:45 PM

how old are you?
Did you know what prune juice does to the body?
What was the answer to the 1st question?

Babagirls · 03-18-2004, 08:49 PM

Muhahahaha!!!!!

valley hina · 03-18-2004, 09:04 PM

good luck in the bathroom

sexykitten · 03-18-2004, 09:11 PM

This has to be the most hilarious thread I've read in a long time. Sorry for your pain, HOA, but you have to admit, it's fuckin' funny!

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid

What the fuck am I supposed to do with Cranberries? Shove them up my ass to stop the leakage? I'm afraid if I do, the propulsion from the shit will create little red missles, putting my co-workers into harm's way.

Imagine the 6:00 News, "6 Office Workers today were seriously injured by Shit Propelled Cranberries. Apparently one of their co-workers was an idiot for drinking a bottle of prune juice and then decided to shove cranberries up his ass to stop the leakage. He could not be reached for comments..."

Ugh, it hurts and I'm scared to laugh. I might jar something loose up there.

riosluts · 03-18-2004, 09:13 PM

OMG why did you post that pic. OMG i almost threw up. And yeah prune juice is disgusting but its probably good for you

Turboface · 03-18-2004, 09:15 PM

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Rob · 03-18-2004, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 69pornlinks
how old are you?
Did you know what prune juice does to the body?
What was the answer to the 1st question?

I'm 29 and in all my years was never warned of the extreme dangers of prune juice. This whole time I believed it was somthing mild that helped the elderly to be "regular" not a crippling beverage for anyone stupid enough to take a swig! Never in my wildest imagination would I think that prune juice was going to be that powerful, I shit you not!

myjah · 03-18-2004, 09:36 PM

on the bright side, you are really cleaning out your system. getting a whole new fresh start!

Steve · 03-18-2004, 09:44 PM

have fun with the Von Trots, dude

hottoddy · 03-18-2004, 09:48 PM

It is mild for some, explosive for others. Do you eat fruit much? Maybe your body freaked out ... "what's this shit? Must purge now !!!"

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