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Originally posted by gutter
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What the fuck am I supposed to do with Cranberries? Shove them up my ass to stop the leakage? I'm afraid if I do, the propulsion from the shit will create little red missles, putting my co-workers into harm's way.
Imagine the 6:00 News,
"6 Office Workers today were seriously injured by Shit Propelled Cranberries. Apparently one of their co-workers was an idiot for drinking a bottle of prune juice and then decided to shove cranberries up his ass to stop the leakage. He could not be reached for comments..." 
Ugh, it hurts and I'm scared to laugh. I might jar something loose up there.
