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LadyMischief · 03-18-2004, 03:26 PM

http://www.pressherald.com/news/stat...crossguy.shtml

HARTLAND ? A Hartland man was treated at a Pittsfield hospital after he nailed himself to a cross. The 23-year-old man apparently was trying to commit suicide Thursday evening in his living room, the Bangor Daily News reported.

Somerset County Sheriff Barry DeLong said Monday that no charges will be filed. "There is no crime here," he said.

Police said the man appeared delusional and told them he had been "seeing pictures of God on the computer." He told them he had not seen the hit movie "The Passion of the Christ," which depicts the Crucifixion of Jesus.

Lt. Pierre Boucher said the man took two pieces of wood, nailed them together in the form of a cross and placed them on the floor. He attached a suicide sign to the wood and then proceeded to nail one of his hands to the makeshift cross using a 14-penny nail and a hammer.

"When he realized that he was unable to nail his other hand to the board, he called 911," Boucher said.

It was unclear whether the man was seeking assistance for his injury or help in nailing down his other hand.

Hartland Fire Department members responded, said Boucher, and cut off the wood while it was still attached to the man's hand. The wood and the victim were taken to Sebasticook Valley Hospital, where the nail was removed.

Boucher said he did not know whether the man received further treatment.

Jimbo · 03-18-2004, 03:27 PM

fuck Jesus

Repetitive Monkey · 03-18-2004, 03:27 PM

Old news, already posted and discussed.

sworld · 03-18-2004, 03:27 PM

it would make a great movie.....

gutter · 03-18-2004, 03:28 PM

thats extremely troubling, yet hilarious because he didnt think in advance that you cant nail both your hands to a cross....some people, i tell you

slackologist · 03-18-2004, 03:28 PM

yeah.. sounds like a difficult task... nice black comedy there. poor fool.

Evil1 · 03-18-2004, 03:28 PM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
"When he realized that he was unable to nail his other hand to the board, he called 911," Boucher said.
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Ya, well thought out plan

Slick · 03-18-2004, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief
It was unclear whether the man was seeking assistance for his injury or help in nailing down his other hand.

ROFL, ha ha ha.

LadyMischief · 03-18-2004, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief

It was unclear whether the man was seeking assistance for his injury or help in nailing down his other hand.

That part just slays me haha.

liquidmoe · 03-18-2004, 03:29 PM

"When he realized that he was unable to nail his other hand to the board, he called 911," Boucher said.

I would think he would have realized that before nailing his hand to one side, oh well.

quiet · 03-18-2004, 03:31 PM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief

That part just slays me haha.

no shit, too funny

axelcat · 03-18-2004, 03:32 PM

cool1 · 03-18-2004, 03:33 PM

I wonder what kind of drugs he was on.

foolio · 03-18-2004, 04:47 PM

he shouda started by nailing his dick to the cross first

Babagirls · 03-18-2004, 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by foolio
he shouda started by nailing his dick to the cross first

03-18-2004, 05:12 PM

TweetyBird · 03-18-2004, 05:15 PM

ouch indeed

Lykos · 03-18-2004, 06:20 PM

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Originally posted by sworld
it would make a great movie.....

Definitly

raster · 03-18-2004, 09:24 PM

What a nob

TekayRoyal · 03-18-2004, 09:26 PM

uhhhhh.....didn't even need to read the whole thing...what a dumb ass

myjah · 03-18-2004, 10:06 PM

well now that whole plan just went to shit now didnt it

Rankings · 03-18-2004, 10:08 PM

uh, how bout another method of death, like naturally

Ash@phpFX · 03-19-2004, 12:05 AM

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Originally posted by sworld
it would make a great movie.....

or a book

riosluts · 03-19-2004, 12:08 AM

umm how exactly was he planning on nailing the other hand. also the pain would be so unbearable he probably would of called 911 anyways

pimplink · 03-19-2004, 01:03 AM

Stupid! but very funny!
he actually tickles my funny bones!

Fletch XXX · 03-19-2004, 01:05 AM

there is no pain like mental pain

X-Wing · 03-19-2004, 01:07 AM

what an idiot

VeriSexy · 03-19-2004, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gutter
thats extremely troubling, yet hilarious because he didnt think in advance that you cant nail both your hands to a cross....some people, i tell you

Man, that's a painful way to try to die. Would take all day to bleed to death

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