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50 cheating bitches.
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Think I'd have a mid-life crisis at the ripe old age of 20. Yikes!
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I'm thinking this is drama talk (cuz your wife looks sweet and dedicated to you) **EDIT<---just want to clarify - she doesn't look like the type that would go screwing around behind your back - and not that people who swing aren't dedicated ** but let's say she did....I'll have to ask if you've had extramarital sex? Whether an affair or with your wife's consent? If the answer is yes, you can't walk out on her....I agree if it's an arrangement (where you both consent to sex with other partners) you should have been advised - but you can't leave her for doing what you've been doing/have done before.
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If that ever happened, I'd kick the shit out of the dude and leave the girl.
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Take her on vacation to Thailand and sell her.
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I'd rip off my pants and join in.
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As you wish...
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I don't know if this is something to start conversation, or something that's recently happened to you. But I'm going to be completely serious with my answer. Here's what I would do (if I wasn't okay with the situation):
First of all, if I walked in on them I'd make sure she saw me. I wouldn't hide the hurt from my eyes. I wouldn't try to act tough and talk tough. This is a woman you love, after all. No matter what, you should never hurt someone you love. This means no yelling, and of course nothing physical. If she actually loved me, it would tear her up inside to see my face and the hurt in my eyes. If she didn't feel any pain from hurting me, she wouldn't be worth having, and I'd do my best to let her go and move on. But if she's your wife she most likely loves you very much. So my method is going to be both therapy for you and a lesson/payback for her. Let her see you grieve. Don't hide it. Let her see you bawl your eyes out and lose all your dignity and pride. If she loves you, this will hurt her SO DAMN BAD. I'll admit, I'm talking from experience. I had this happen to me with a girlfriend. I didn't push her away. I let her stay there with me. Sometimes I'd just start crying my eyes out for no reason. She'd see all this and hold me. It made her cry just as bad to see what she'd done to me. It gave consequences to her actions. She'd cry herself and keep apologizing over and over and over again. It actually made our relationship so much better after we worked through it. If you get mad and yell, you do yourself no good. Does someone yelling at YOU make you feel guilty/bad? Or does it just make you mad and rebellious? What if you saw intense pain and knew you'd caused it? Which would make you want to never hurt that person again? I'm telling you, don't be macho. No need. Let your feelings show. |
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id pack all my shit and say see you later.
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Here comes the water.
All I knew and all I believed are crumbling images that no longer comfort me. I scramble to reach higher ground, some order and sanity, or something to comfort me. So I take what is mine,and hold what is mine, suffocate what is mine, and bury what's mine. Soon the water will come and claim what is mine. I must leave it behind, and climb to a new place now. This ground is not the rock I thought it to be. Thought I was high, and free. I thought I was there divine destiny. I was wrong. This changes everything. The water is rising up on me. Thought the sun would come deliver me, but the truth has come to punish me instead. The ground is breaking down right under me. Cleanse and purge me in the water. |
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Too old to care
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Serious answer.
When I married Eva I knew there will come a time when I will stop wanting sex or am able, I'm 27 years older than her. So this is something I may have to face up to one day. So long as she did not lie to me it would be fine, after all it's only sex. If she decided that she would be happier with another man I would take it like a man and thank her for the best years of my life and let her go. Probably organise a pension from the business and retire to the tropics, with some beautiful memories. We would always remain friends, we've put too much into this relationship to just let it disappear. |
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Just stay single then there are no worries
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hey guys, he never said this happened to him
lets not all jump to conclusions
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I am extremely sorry to hear this happened to you. How awful. That's an understatement.
I would leave. I'd call her that night and tell her to pack her shit when she gets home, because you're not living with her anymore. You can worry about the finer details once she's out of the house. Even if you work it out later somehow, she needs to know that you're not just going to let this slide and that she can't cry or scream her way out of it. That's just my advice. Good luck, man.
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I would just look at her not say a word. Never speak to her again. Fuckem they ain't worth losing sleep over be wiser next time. Pussy comes a dime or dozen or I would look at her and tell her with a straight face I'm going to fuck your mom and walk out
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I give people one chance, they fuck up and they are gone. Hurt from a women sucks the most but u dust yourself off and get up again.
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I wouldn't do shit to the guy, cause sometimes, it isn't his fault. It's HERS. She cheated, not him. There's a great solution to it, that will make her drop to her knees and regret it for the rest of her days.
Thought this up just now. Step 1. Write down the date this happened, and make sure you put it into calendars and reminders so you can prep for it the next time it comes around. Step 2. Take some full page ads out in your local newspaper, and make a really big ad page revealing that this day, on this date, however long ago, your wife (state her FULL name, the HS she went to, the street she grew up on and a picture of her in her yearbook and a current one) had cheated on you with another man, and ruined your marriage, after you had done everything that the perfect husband could do. Step 3. Take it to the courts, and demand alimony payments from her, because she's at fault for the divorce (and you need some income to pay for those newspaper ads). Step 4. Get someone to doctor some photos of her in a bikini or something, and have them put long droopy boobs on her, with a VERY bushy pussy, make about a million copies, and pay some local kids to run around putting them up at places that you know she'd go to (supermarket, hair salon, local porn shop, church, colleges/high schools, library, etc) Step 5. Here's where step 1 comes in handy. Etch that date into your brain, and repeat all of the steps.. EVERY.. SINGLE.. YEAR... ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm the Picasso of payback.
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thats hard to tell now, probobly I would flip out
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GOO!
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I'd never beat up the other woman or man in this case because it's your spouses fault, not the one who he/she cheats with.
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I'd leave.. Get a nice lawyer, and take her ass to the dirt..
Do what she'd do to me.. lol
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Psychological Way. Get back at them with Lies:
If I walked in on her? I'd walk slowly and quietly behind them while there busy. I'd tap her on the shoulder and whisper in her ear "having fun?". Then I'd look at the guy and say "hi". Go back to my wife and say in a casual tone "Honey, I just got my bloodtest back. Turns out that Im HIV positive. What are the chances eh?". Then I'd walk away... I'd take a long vacation. Turn off my cell phone and leave them to suffer in there own fear and uncertainty. Thing is the virus sometimes takes quite a while to show up on tests. So for that period they'll be living in misery. |
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I'll make sure that she doesn't do it again. I'll probably end up killing the other guy fucking her.
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I 'd pout at her !
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I'm gonna kill her! Nah, I don't think I can do that.
I 'll let her go. No use of holding on. But before I let her go, I'm gonna hang her!
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My time is coming...
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hmmm .... kill the man?!
not relly...dunno what i would do.
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Donovan, you're such a sensitive man!
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Kill her and get her out of her misery.....
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![]() That's right.... don't mess with us fucking Canadian blokes dammit! If I was married and walked in on them... well sure part of me would want to put the bastard through a few walls.... after all, he HAD to know she was married, right? I'd ask him, "did you know she was married? fucker" He'd say "N-NO, NO!!" as he was jumping out of bed and pulling on his pants. I'd say "No? What about that fucking ring on her finger? What about that picture of her and I on the fucking wall??" He'd say "I.... no, I was, well..." I'd kick his ass on out the door, I don't think I'd beat the shit out of him. As for her..... You know, I think I'd go over to the neighbors house, grab someone and drag them over to my house as a witness for when I barge in the bedroom and catch them. Then I'd divorce the bitch. Btw, statistically, close to half of everyone here will cheat or be affected in some way by cheating at some point.
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if i had a wife id go fuckin nuts. ideally i would show no emotion and ignore the bitch but as someone said that would be pretty hard to do.
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I wouldn't like it cuz this chick would be hard to top
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You need to manipulate your girl that way they never even dare to cheat on you.
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No emotion, bide my time, then when the time is right superglue her pussylips together. Find him, find out what he truly loves and destroy it over time, but not too fast .. not bitter, just practical
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