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$5 submissions · 03-15-2004, 06:18 PM

To commemorate the launch of WebmasterLabor.Com's Affiliate Program, I'd like to give one lucky GFYer $200 for posting on this thread.

Rule:

You must post a daily task in your webmaster duties that you WOULD LOVE to outsource

You must post how much time or $$$ it currently costs you

You must post how much your budget is to have someone else do it

You must post the deadline for such a job.

I'll pick the winner once this thread reaches 1000 posts.

Winner gets paid via PAYPAL

Dirty F · 03-15-2004, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by $5 submissions

I'll pick the winner once this thread reaches 1000 posts.

Hmmm, thats a lot.

sickkittens · 03-15-2004, 06:19 PM

$100 or $200?

Doctor Dre · 03-15-2004, 06:20 PM

One daily task that I have to do :

Receive all my ICQ when I wake up . Sometimes I have over 50 and most of them are totally useless.

If somebody could take them at a very specific time for like 5 $ a day everyday and classify them (friend business etc), that would be great.

sickkittens · 03-15-2004, 06:20 PM

Nevermind. You fixed it.

Doctor Dre · 03-15-2004, 06:20 PM

I could also outsource the job of waking wild-cat up . She's so hard to wake up I'd give 20 $ a day to anybody that do it while keeping her in a good mood (wich is impossible).

$5 submissions · 03-15-2004, 06:21 PM

The prize is for $200

schiz · 03-15-2004, 06:22 PM

1000 posts? You're kidding, right?

03-15-2004, 06:25 PM

5dolla dude, 1000replies is insane!

Rictor · 03-15-2004, 06:27 PM

Heh. Anyone use their TGP submission? How much traffic do you get?

$5 submissions · 03-15-2004, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bdjuf
5dolla dude, 1000replies is insane!

It's gonna happen.

Free $200 just post the info requested by rules.

Doctor Dre · 03-15-2004, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by $5 submissions

It's gonna happen.

Free $200 just post the info requested by rules.

How many employes will you get to post fulltime in here ?

$5 submissions · 03-15-2004, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre

How many employes will you get to post fulltime in here ?

That's hilarious

Doctor Dre · 03-15-2004, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
I could also outsource the job of waking wild-cat up . She's so hard to wake up I'd give 20 $ a day to anybody that do it while keeping her in a good mood (wich is impossible).

fuck you

wild-cat · 03-15-2004, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
I could also outsource the job of waking wild-cat up . She's so hard to wake up I'd give 20 $ a day to anybody that do it while keeping her in a good mood (wich is impossible).

fuck you

raster · 03-15-2004, 06:54 PM

bump - 1 closer to a 1000

brizzad · 03-15-2004, 06:56 PM

entering all of my stats into an excel file to keep everything nice and organized

it usually takes a few hours to do every friday morning, i'd pay $50 to have it done if i had to name a price

eroswebmaster · 03-15-2004, 06:57 PM

nice bit o' cash there

I want my email culled..spam deleted and only important things sorted to various boxes.

MrIzzz · 03-15-2004, 07:00 PM

build new tgps for me

it takes me 15 hours per site

it would cost me from $50 to $150 if i had someone else do it

i need them done faster......maybe 1 a day at $75 = logo, tables, the entire layout, script ready

$5 submissions · 03-15-2004, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz
build new tgps for me

it takes me 15 hours per site

it would cost me from $50 to $150 if i had someone else do it

i need them done faster......maybe 1 a day at $75 = logo, tables, the entire layout, script ready

We're confident we can do this for $25 to $50 each. You supply the free scripts/tgp automation script/ Also price depends on the level of design quality (ie., logos) but for layout, quality is there.

$5 submissions · 03-15-2004, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
entering all of my stats into an excel file to keep everything nice and organized

it usually takes a few hours to do every friday morning, i'd pay $50 to have it done if i had to name a price

Daily breakdowns, we can do this.

180° · 03-15-2004, 08:30 PM

A day in the life..

1. First is the emails and icq - I think that needs to be personal.

2. Check GFY - again, I gotta do this

3. TGP's - a.check for new trades/cheaters b.adjust trades.
This can be out sourced but the person would really
need to know their shit before I trusted him. ($25/day)

4. design work (which I do) but I need tons of text work done on galleries and tours, etc. ($25/day)

5. Content collection - New clients want their whole members area turned into galleries so that all needs to be saved out and thumbed etc... ($25/day)

6. Change orders. I usually have one or two people who just want some minor tweaks done to designs but it takes time.

7. Screen Caps - I'm working on a personal project that is so boring. I need 1,000's of screenshots and I only have about 60 done. ($10/100screenshots)

8. Back to GFY

$5 submissions · 03-15-2004, 11:26 PM

How much is a "ton" of text work?

What are the parameter for the thumb work?

Quote:

Originally posted by 180°
A day in the life..

1. First is the emails and icq - I think that needs to be personal.

2. Check GFY - again, I gotta do this

3. TGP's - a.check for new trades/cheaters b.adjust trades.
This can be out sourced but the person would really
need to know their shit before I trusted him. ($25/day)

4. design work (which I do) but I need tons of text work done on galleries and tours, etc. ($25/day)

5. Content collection - New clients want their whole members area turned into galleries so that all needs to be saved out and thumbed etc... ($25/day)

6. Change orders. I usually have one or two people who just want some minor tweaks done to designs but it takes time.

7. Screen Caps - I'm working on a personal project that is so boring. I need 1,000's of screenshots and I only have about 60 done. ($10/100screenshots)

8. Back to GFY

$5 submissions · 03-16-2004, 01:48 AM

Come on guys, its FREE MONEY!

4Pics · 03-16-2004, 01:49 AM

bump to help you get closer to the 1000.

riosluts · 03-16-2004, 01:54 AM

damn 1000 posts that means this thread is gonna get hella views

brand0n · 03-16-2004, 01:57 AM

to click "system notice" on icq the 40 million times a day i do

$5 submissions · 03-16-2004, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brand0n
to click "system notice" on icq the 40 million times a day i do

Very popular guy!

$5 submissions · 03-16-2004, 01:12 PM

Doctor Dre · 03-16-2004, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by $5 submissions
Come on guys, its FREE MONEY!

I aiin't gonna post 500 times to get 200 $ ...

Ar3s · 03-16-2004, 01:16 PM

1000? LOL :D

Manowar · 03-16-2004, 01:16 PM

Thumbnail saving - looking through a gallery to find a suitable thumbnail and resize it for the main page.

Takes about 3 mins per thumbnail, time is money

I would want it done everytime my tgp updates (daily)

03-16-2004, 01:19 PM

annuda bump

$5 submissions · 03-16-2004, 01:29 PM

Slowly getting there. There's still a lot of time to put your entries in!

$5 submissions · 03-16-2004, 04:07 PM

Screen caps and vidcaps are not a problem. Cents on the dollar.

Quote:

Originally posted by 180°
A day in the life..

1. First is the emails and icq - I think that needs to be personal.

2. Check GFY - again, I gotta do this

3. TGP's - a.check for new trades/cheaters b.adjust trades.
This can be out sourced but the person would really
need to know their shit before I trusted him. ($25/day)

4. design work (which I do) but I need tons of text work done on galleries and tours, etc. ($25/day)

5. Content collection - New clients want their whole members area turned into galleries so that all needs to be saved out and thumbed etc... ($25/day)

6. Change orders. I usually have one or two people who just want some minor tweaks done to designs but it takes time.

7. Screen Caps - I'm working on a personal project that is so boring. I need 1,000's of screenshots and I only have about 60 done. ($10/100screenshots)

8. Back to GFY

hoe_vender · 03-16-2004, 04:54 PM

I will take 200

Ash@phpFX · 03-16-2004, 06:38 PM

getting a daily and weeksly report on stats, both from sponsers, and from hosting, customised to my needs

cool1 · 03-16-2004, 06:49 PM

Building and submitting galleries

It takes me up to 5 hrs a day to build and submit by hand, when I do get around to it.

Would probably be worth about $ 15/$ 20 a day

No real deadline, could be a monthly thing.

Now this is if I was looking.
What is reality is I have to do it by hand myself
cause there is no budget for it.

Congrats on the launch of your new program, I hope all goes well for you.

$5 submissions · 03-16-2004, 09:23 PM

This can be done for pennies each.

Even using Photoshop's Filter > Sharpen Edges feature.

Quote:

Originally posted by Manowar
Thumbnail saving - looking through a gallery to find a suitable thumbnail and resize it for the main page.

Takes about 3 mins per thumbnail, time is money

I would want it done everytime my tgp updates (daily)

jasonir · 03-16-2004, 09:25 PM

You know you can't win an Xbox for this, right?

schiz · 03-16-2004, 09:30 PM

Only 960 posts to go. Still think it'll hit 1000?

$5 submissions · 03-16-2004, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jasonir
You know you can't win an Xbox for this, right?

I'm not doing it for an xbox.

Babagirls · 03-16-2004, 09:39 PM

digifan · 03-16-2004, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jasonir
You know you can't win an Xbox for this, right?

He does not want to give an xbox.. he wants to give away $200 while doing his marketing.

4Pics · 03-16-2004, 09:41 PM

bump to help ya get closer

myjah · 03-16-2004, 10:32 PM

just too many rules

grand · 03-16-2004, 10:42 PM

cutting thumbs for my galleries, however it needs to be done by the same person all the time in order to get consistent quality results, also I'd prepare a list of of what I'm looking for....I would also need the thumbs to be adjusted...sharpen and contrast and brightness

also, similar to above expect with movie gals, however this woudl involve going through the scenes and cutting clips 20sec each, then finding a good thumb for the clips, apprx. 10 clips per gal

time 1hr/gal - budget,5$/gal - need 5 a week to start, need them done on a weekly basis

$5 submissions · 03-16-2004, 11:32 PM

Thumbs would be cents each. As long as the quality guidelines are clear, should be no problem.

Quote:

Originally posted by grand
cutting thumbs for my galleries, however it needs to be done by the same person all the time in order to get consistent quality results, also I'd prepare a list of of what I'm looking for....I would also need the thumbs to be adjusted...sharpen and contrast and brightness

also, similar to above expect with movie gals, however this woudl involve going through the scenes and cutting clips 20sec each, then finding a good thumb for the clips, apprx. 10 clips per gal

time 1hr/gal - budget,5$/gal - need 5 a week to start, need them done on a weekly basis

DreamCumTrue · 03-16-2004, 11:54 PM

Coding. Long and tedious. I would love someone else to do my programming for me. Depending on what I a working on, it can take several hours a day for a week. I could probably find someone to do this for me, but we all know how unreliable programmers are. If I were to hire someone, I would pay $100 a job at the least, since I know what a bitch it is to do. I would give a 2 week deadline to program one site.

*although it varies per job

digifan · 03-17-2004, 12:07 AM

Bump

03-15-2004, 06:18 PM	#1
$5 submissions I help you SUCCEED Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Pearl of the Orient Seas Posts: 32,195	(CONTEST) Win $200 Paypal Click Here To commemorate the launch of WebmasterLabor.Com's Affiliate Program, I'd like to give one lucky GFYer $200 for posting on this thread. Rule: You must post a daily task in your webmaster duties that you WOULD LOVE to outsource You must post how much time or $$$ it currently costs you You must post how much your budget is to have someone else do it You must post the deadline for such a job. I'll pick the winner once this thread reaches 1000 posts. Winner gets paid via PAYPAL __________________ Need a NON-ADULT income stream? We build your YOUTUBE CHANNEL for only $20 per video! For Hire: $3/hour or $400 per month Marketing Specialist Virtual Assistants

03-15-2004, 06:19 PM	#3
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03-15-2004, 06:20 PM	#5
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03-15-2004, 06:21 PM	#7
$5 submissions I help you SUCCEED Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Pearl of the Orient Seas Posts: 32,195	The prize is for $200 __________________ Need a NON-ADULT income stream? We build your YOUTUBE CHANNEL for only $20 per video! For Hire: $3/hour or $400 per month Marketing Specialist Virtual Assistants

03-15-2004, 06:57 PM	#18
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	nice bit o' cash there I want my email culled..spam deleted and only important things sorted to various boxes. __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

03-15-2004, 06:22 PM	#8
schiz Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Middle of a cornfield Posts: 1,103	1000 posts? You're kidding, right?

03-15-2004, 06:25 PM	#9
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	5dolla dude, 1000replies is insane!

03-15-2004, 06:27 PM	#10
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Heh. Anyone use their TGP submission? How much traffic do you get?

03-15-2004, 06:54 PM	#16
raster Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 784	bump - 1 closer to a 1000

03-15-2004, 06:56 PM	#17
brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	entering all of my stats into an excel file to keep everything nice and organized it usually takes a few hours to do every friday morning, i'd pay $50 to have it done if i had to name a price

03-15-2004, 07:00 PM	#19
MrIzzz If u touch it, I will cum Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: long island Posts: 22,923	build new tgps for me it takes me 15 hours per site it would cost me from $50 to $150 if i had someone else do it i need them done faster......maybe 1 a day at $75 = logo, tables, the entire layout, script ready __________________ WHO WANTS TO PLAY GRAB-ASS?

03-15-2004, 08:30 PM	#22
180° Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: . m . i . n . dc . o . n . . . t r . o . l . . . . Posts: 248	A day in the life.. 1. First is the emails and icq - I think that needs to be personal. 2. Check GFY - again, I gotta do this 3. TGP's - a.check for new trades/cheaters b.adjust trades. This can be out sourced but the person would really need to know their shit before I trusted him. ($25/day) 4. design work (which I do) but I need tons of text work done on galleries and tours, etc. ($25/day) 5. Content collection - New clients want their whole members area turned into galleries so that all needs to be saved out and thumbed etc... ($25/day) 6. Change orders. I usually have one or two people who just want some minor tweaks done to designs but it takes time. 7. Screen Caps - I'm working on a personal project that is so boring. I need 1,000's of screenshots and I only have about 60 done. ($10/100screenshots) 8. Back to GFY __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

03-16-2004, 01:48 AM	#24
$5 submissions I help you SUCCEED Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Pearl of the Orient Seas Posts: 32,195	Come on guys, its FREE MONEY! __________________ Need a NON-ADULT income stream? We build your YOUTUBE CHANNEL for only $20 per video! For Hire: $3/hour or $400 per month Marketing Specialist Virtual Assistants

03-16-2004, 01:49 AM	#25
4Pics Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 7,952	bump to help you get closer to the 1000.

03-16-2004, 01:54 AM	#26
riosluts Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,250	damn 1000 posts that means this thread is gonna get hella views __________________

03-16-2004, 01:57 AM	#27
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	to click "system notice" on icq the 40 million times a day i do __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

03-16-2004, 01:12 PM	#29
$5 submissions I help you SUCCEED Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Pearl of the Orient Seas Posts: 32,195	bump __________________ Need a NON-ADULT income stream? We build your YOUTUBE CHANNEL for only $20 per video! For Hire: $3/hour or $400 per month Marketing Specialist Virtual Assistants

03-16-2004, 01:16 PM	#31
Ar3s So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: ICQ : 207880728 Posts: 4,307	1000? LOL :D

03-16-2004, 01:16 PM	#32
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	Thumbnail saving - looking through a gallery to find a suitable thumbnail and resize it for the main page. Takes about 3 mins per thumbnail, time is money I would want it done everytime my tgp updates (daily)

03-16-2004, 01:19 PM	#33
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	annuda bump

03-16-2004, 01:29 PM	#34
$5 submissions I help you SUCCEED Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Pearl of the Orient Seas Posts: 32,195	Slowly getting there. There's still a lot of time to put your entries in! __________________ Need a NON-ADULT income stream? We build your YOUTUBE CHANNEL for only $20 per video! For Hire: $3/hour or $400 per month Marketing Specialist Virtual Assistants

03-16-2004, 04:54 PM	#36
hoe_vender Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Lincoln, NE Posts: 2,018	I will take 200 __________________ ICQ #286508534

03-16-2004, 06:38 PM	#37
Ash@phpFX Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 4,292	getting a daily and weeksly report on stats, both from sponsers, and from hosting, customised to my needs

03-16-2004, 06:49 PM	#38
cool1 sex is good Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Carman, MB Canada Posts: 24,939	Building and submitting galleries It takes me up to 5 hrs a day to build and submit by hand, when I do get around to it. Would probably be worth about $ 15/$ 20 a day No real deadline, could be a monthly thing. Now this is if I was looking. What is reality is I have to do it by hand myself cause there is no budget for it. Congrats on the launch of your new program, I hope all goes well for you. __________________

03-16-2004, 09:25 PM	#40
jasonir Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Toro'no Posts: 1,887	You know you can't win an Xbox for this, right? __________________ ICQ: 61689996

03-16-2004, 09:30 PM	#41
schiz Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Middle of a cornfield Posts: 1,103	Only 960 posts to go. Still think it'll hit 1000?

03-16-2004, 09:39 PM	#43
Babagirls Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 18,812	no. __________________ Need a Text Writer? Blogs\|Reviews\|Descriptions\|Paysites\|TGP's\|Stories ICQ: 397892500

03-16-2004, 09:41 PM	#45
4Pics Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 7,952	bump to help ya get closer

03-16-2004, 10:32 PM	#46
myjah Back in the harbor Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 11,482	just too many rules __________________ VP of Marketing AVN Media Network Skype: AVNJill [email protected]

03-16-2004, 10:42 PM	#47
grand Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 310	cutting thumbs for my galleries, however it needs to be done by the same person all the time in order to get consistent quality results, also I'd prepare a list of of what I'm looking for....I would also need the thumbs to be adjusted...sharpen and contrast and brightness also, similar to above expect with movie gals, however this woudl involve going through the scenes and cutting clips 20sec each, then finding a good thumb for the clips, apprx. 10 clips per gal time 1hr/gal - budget,5$/gal - need 5 a week to start, need them done on a weekly basis __________________ NichedSites has exclusive sites in every niche TwistysCash Rocks!!! They're always giving away free cash Last edited by grand; 03-16-2004 at 10:50 PM..

03-16-2004, 11:54 PM	#49
DreamCumTrue Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 2,985	Coding. Long and tedious. I would love someone else to do my programming for me. Depending on what I a working on, it can take several hours a day for a week. I could probably find someone to do this for me, but we all know how unreliable programmers are. If I were to hire someone, I would pay $100 a job at the least, since I know what a bitch it is to do. I would give a 2 week deadline to program one site. *although it varies per job

03-17-2004, 12:07 AM	#50
digifan The Profiler Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: ICQ 76281726 and I'm female Posts: 14,618	Bump __________________ [email protected] Webair Rocks