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03-15-2004, 06:08 PM
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Don't let your girlfriend/wife/mistress go on a cleansing fast.
Don't let your girlfriend/wife/mistress go on a cleansing fast.
trust me. bad things will happen. 
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03-15-2004, 06:14 PM
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why?
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03-15-2004, 06:15 PM
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I'm a stupid prick but what the fuck is cleansing fast?
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03-15-2004, 06:16 PM
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03-15-2004, 06:18 PM
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So what happens then? Is it still ok if I have my weekly enema?
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03-15-2004, 06:22 PM
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My gf turned into a huge bitch a day into it.
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03-15-2004, 06:26 PM
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1 : Don't give her sex when she want some 2 : Get her pregnant 3 : Wake her up in the early morning 4 : Don't say thanx when she makes you food 5 : Cum in her mouth without telling her
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03-15-2004, 06:27 PM
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I think he means when the womrn go's mad cleaning and then things disappear usualy in the bin. They throw everything away even when you need it bad.
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03-15-2004, 06:30 PM
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6: Even think about touching the butthole
7: Sleeping with her friends 8: See rule #5 9: Ignore her for porn 10: Ignore her for GFY lets keep adding........... |
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03-15-2004, 06:33 PM
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Hey that spring cleansing fast is as old as the human race.
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03-15-2004, 06:39 PM
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11: call her a huge bitch on a message board...
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03-15-2004, 06:47 PM
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03-15-2004, 06:50 PM
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03-15-2004, 06:51 PM
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03-15-2004, 06:53 PM
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12. Tell your buddies that another name for PMS is 'mad cow disease', within earshot of her.
13. while you're having sex.... phone her.
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03-15-2004, 06:53 PM
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give her a sneaky pete
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03-15-2004, 06:55 PM
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03-15-2004, 06:56 PM
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Hey, how are ya? )
not, hey baby, *stinks like fried chicken and sauce* ... how bout some luvin? *as the stench of your dirty lifestyle reeks out of your poorly cleansed, dirty pours* You ahve no right to be a bitch!.. bow down and accept the slime! accept!!!! |
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03-15-2004, 06:58 PM
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03-15-2004, 07:00 PM
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Been there done that...now when the wife goes on a cleansing fast and asks I participate, I say yes, but go for good food/beer either before I come home or after she goes to sleep
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03-15-2004, 07:05 PM
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03-15-2004, 07:33 PM
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Sounds like something to avoid.
Thanks for the tip. |
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