Don't let your girlfriend/wife/mistress go on a cleansing fast.
 

Don't let your girlfriend/wife/mistress go on a cleansing fast.

trust me.

bad things will happen.

:Oh crap

why?

I'm a stupid prick but what the fuck is cleansing fast?

You, stay out of this thread he will give you bad ideas !!!

So what happens then? Is it still ok if I have my weekly enema?

It is some natural/herbal shit that is supposed to cleanse your system. Basically you drink tea only and fast.

My gf turned into a huge bitch a day into it.

This isn't the only way to make a girlfirend turn bitch ...

1 : Don't give her sex when she want some
2 : Get her pregnant
3 : Wake her up in the early morning
4 : Don't say thanx when she makes you food
5 : Cum in her mouth without telling her

I think he means when the womrn go's mad cleaning and then things disappear usualy in the bin. They throw everything away even when you need it bad.

6: Even think about touching the butthole
7: Sleeping with her friends
8: See rule #5
9: Ignore her for porn
10: Ignore her for GFY

lets keep adding...........

Hey that spring cleansing fast is as old as the human race.

11: call her a huge bitch on a message board...

SHE HATES THAT SO MUCH !!! ROFL

I misread 'cleansing fast' as 'cleaning fest' and was thinking "well why the hell not?" :1orglaugh

Why would you have to tell her? She should be able to tell when your ready to cum by your penis throbbing. It should all go straight down her throat anyway.

My wife gets mad if I go to long without touching her butthole.

12. Tell your buddies that another name for PMS is 'mad cow disease', within earshot of her.
13. while you're having sex.... phone her.

give her a sneaky pete

hahahahahahah

Hey, how are ya? )

not, hey baby, *stinks like fried chicken and sauce* ... how bout some luvin? *as the stench of your dirty lifestyle reeks out of your poorly cleansed, dirty pours*


You ahve no right to be a bitch!.. bow down and accept the slime! accept!!!!

true

im old enought to know what to do

Been there done that...now when the wife goes on a cleansing fast and asks I participate, I say yes, but go for good food/beer either before I come home or after she goes to sleep :)

13 has just become an instant classic in my book

Sounds like something to avoid.

Thanks for the tip.