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quiet · 03-14-2004, 11:30 PM

got this a couple of minutes ago:

Quote:

hi,

i'm a webmaster and i would like to know if you would accept me on your xxxxxxxxxx.com team?

I'll be happy to help you design the numerous pages which impressed me with their quality coding and the high level that you maintained in designing the 80 or so web pages for previews.

In return, all i might negociate is a free membership on your site as a small prize.

You can try me out with some pages if you want.

Let me know what you think. I think this is a golden opportunity for you to turn more famous by having some more hundred pages inside your database viewed by more millions of potential subscribers, which i'm sure will fall for my webdesign. I can easily accomodate to different circumstances, and can design the preview clips' sites if you want.

Hope to hear from you soon,

xxxxxxxxx

KaLi · 03-14-2004, 11:32 PM

Doobeee doobee doooo

Juicy D. Links · 03-14-2004, 11:32 PM

Sounds like Oracle Porn is looking for work

riosluts · 03-14-2004, 11:33 PM

heh. his english is not that good. so he is basically a password their

StuartD · 03-14-2004, 11:33 PM

He should "negociate" for a dictionary.

deleteduser · 03-14-2004, 11:33 PM

HS-Trixxxia · 03-14-2004, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Sounds like Oracle Porn is looking for work

Axeman · 03-14-2004, 11:33 PM

Why you have to post my email Quiet? A simple no would have worked!

- Brent

Doctor Dre · 03-14-2004, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Sounds like Oracle Porn is looking for work

I don't know how the guy tough somebody was gonna fall for that .

Stewie · 03-14-2004, 11:35 PM

I thought it was fair... was I too greedy? can I get just a free trial membership then?

detoxed · 03-14-2004, 11:35 PM

I work fulltime at DatingGold for a free membership!

Mr. Marks · 03-14-2004, 11:38 PM

Are you sure this guy is speaking english? I say, "what?" I didn't understand anything from that ridiculous letter.

For anything it's worth, I had a good laugh too.

chowda · 03-14-2004, 11:39 PM

i guess i wont be needing that rejection letter anytime soon.

quiet · 03-14-2004, 11:47 PM

Quote:

im 37 yers old no girlfriend i have black here black eyes . im so hot and horny how about you are you horny for me let
me know ok . i want to make love with you in bed let go all the way ok . i wood like get to know you better and i want you get to know me better to . send me your pictures of you naked and tell me what do you look like ok then e mail back to me [email protected] ps feel free to call me im horny for you my number is 1-973-xxx -xxxx call me feeling horny for me . hug and kiss to you wet kiss on your lips mmmmm this pictures of me i hope you like ps i want to feel your body

forwarded to me about a minute ago...

StuartD · 03-14-2004, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

forwarded to me about a minute ago...

So will you be calling him, quiet?

reynold · 03-14-2004, 11:52 PM

There are small things that can make
you smile or laugh just when you thought
that you'll not be able to smile again.

bhutocracy · 03-14-2004, 11:54 PM

haha..

69pornlinks · 03-14-2004, 11:55 PM

quote:
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im 37 yers old no girlfriend i have black here black eyes . im so hot and horny how about you are you horny for me let
me know ok . i want to make love with you in bed let go all the way ok . i wood like get to know you better and i want you get to know me better to . send me your pictures of you naked and tell me what do you look like ok then e mail back to me [email protected] ps feel free to call me im horny for you my number is 1-973-xxx -xxxx call me feeling horny for me . hug and kiss to you wet kiss on your lips mmmmm this pictures of me i hope you like ps i want to feel your body
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fuzebox · 03-15-2004, 12:03 AM

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