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quiet 03-14-2004 11:30 PM

every day, there's always something new to laugh about
 
got this a couple of minutes ago:

Quote:

hi,

i'm a webmaster and i would like to know if you would accept me on your xxxxxxxxxx.com team?

I'll be happy to help you design the numerous pages which impressed me with their quality coding and the high level that you maintained in designing the 80 or so web pages for previews.

In return, all i might negociate is a free membership on your site as a small prize.

You can try me out with some pages if you want.

Let me know what you think. I think this is a golden opportunity for you to turn more famous by having some more hundred pages inside your database viewed by more millions of potential subscribers, which i'm sure will fall for my webdesign. I can easily accomodate to different circumstances, and can design the preview clips' sites if you want.


Hope to hear from you soon,

xxxxxxxxx
:glugglug

KaLi 03-14-2004 11:32 PM

Doobeee doobee doooo

Juicy D. Links 03-14-2004 11:32 PM

Sounds like Oracle Porn is looking for work

riosluts 03-14-2004 11:33 PM

heh. his english is not that good. so he is basically a password their

StuartD 03-14-2004 11:33 PM

He should "negociate" for a dictionary.

deleteduser 03-14-2004 11:33 PM

:glugglug

HS-Trixxxia 03-14-2004 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Sounds like Oracle Porn is looking for work
:1orglaugh

Axeman 03-14-2004 11:33 PM

Why you have to post my email Quiet? A simple no would have worked!


- Brent

Doctor Dre 03-14-2004 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Sounds like Oracle Porn is looking for work
:1orglaugh

I don't know how the guy tough somebody was gonna fall for that .

Stewie 03-14-2004 11:35 PM

I thought it was fair... was I too greedy? can I get just a free trial membership then?










:winkwink:

detoxed 03-14-2004 11:35 PM

I work fulltime at DatingGold for a free membership!

Mr. Marks 03-14-2004 11:38 PM

Are you sure this guy is speaking english? I say, "what?" I didn't understand anything from that ridiculous letter.

For anything it's worth, I had a good laugh too.

chowda 03-14-2004 11:39 PM

i guess i wont be needing that rejection letter anytime soon.

quiet 03-14-2004 11:47 PM

Quote:

im 37 yers old no girlfriend i have black here black eyes . im so hot and horny how about you are you horny for me let
me know ok . i want to make love with you in bed let go all the way ok . i wood like get to know you better and i want you get to know me better to . send me your pictures of you naked and tell me what do you look like ok then e mail back to me [email protected] ps feel free to call me im horny for you my number is 1-973-xxx -xxxx call me feeling horny for me . hug and kiss to you wet kiss on your lips mmmmm this pictures of me i hope you like ps i want to feel your body
forwarded to me about a minute ago...

StuartD 03-14-2004 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet


forwarded to me about a minute ago...

So will you be calling him, quiet? :1orglaugh

reynold 03-14-2004 11:52 PM

There are small things that can make
you smile or laugh just when you thought
that you'll not be able to smile again.

bhutocracy 03-14-2004 11:54 PM

haha..

http://www.subnovastudios.com/misc/w...tmlforpr0n.jpg

69pornlinks 03-14-2004 11:55 PM

quote:
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im 37 yers old no girlfriend i have black here black eyes . im so hot and horny how about you are you horny for me let
me know ok . i want to make love with you in bed let go all the way ok . i wood like get to know you better and i want you get to know me better to . send me your pictures of you naked and tell me what do you look like ok then e mail back to me [email protected] ps feel free to call me im horny for you my number is 1-973-xxx -xxxx call me feeling horny for me . hug and kiss to you wet kiss on your lips mmmmm this pictures of me i hope you like ps i want to feel your body
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:eek7

fuzebox 03-15-2004 12:03 AM

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