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03-13-2004, 12:28 PM
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Whats your worst sex story?
My second time ever having sex, the rubber broke, scarred me for a bit mentally...
Not really, I was back fucking within the week...I have some good ones, post yours first.. |
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03-13-2004, 12:36 PM
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get with the stories assholes!!
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03-13-2004, 12:36 PM
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Its not my worst but I hate it when you are going at it for like 2 hours and still can't bust a nut. Damn alcohol.
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03-13-2004, 12:37 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Worst sex story? Well I didn't get laid last night, does that count?
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03-13-2004, 12:37 PM
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03-13-2004, 12:43 PM
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Dated a girl for 2 months, one night we did it for hours, bareback.
She later on that night confessed that was an ex-call in girl. Post your owned pics. |
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03-13-2004, 12:45 PM
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did you get the peepee checked out? |
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03-13-2004, 12:47 PM
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aka K-Man
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fucking a tranny and pulling out to find a slew of shit all over the white bedspread and on my helmet...
i wonder what my maid thought when she was cleaning it hhahaa
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03-13-2004, 12:47 PM
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I love to racism, bro!
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The time that hot girl I was making out in the bar with turned out to be a tranny.
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03-13-2004, 12:47 PM
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She was not the only slut i did bare back.. but i know better now. Everything clean as a whistle here  |
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03-13-2004, 12:50 PM
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I was having buttsex with the girl on top facing me, when I pulled out, a little nugget came with it and landed on my stomach.
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03-13-2004, 12:57 PM
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fucked a chick in the ass and she shit all over the bed
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03-13-2004, 12:58 PM
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aka K-Man
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ok, i realize once again i broke the taboo... but all the posts in a row don't need to copy mine... ummmkay? thanks.... -- Lumbergh
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03-13-2004, 12:59 PM
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At least it wasn't some stranger...but I guess she was clean so she didn't tell you right away
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03-13-2004, 12:59 PM
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Ryde or Die
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2nd time I had sex ever, busted a nut in like 10 secs
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03-13-2004, 01:01 PM
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I was fucking doggy style, and out of no where, I let the biggest rumbling stinky fart go.....it was great really..She ignored it, what a dumb sweetheart
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03-13-2004, 01:04 PM
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This didn't happen to me, but it happened to someone i know so i will post it anyways. This guy i used to work with hooked up with some chick and she hand cuffed him to the furnace and like bit off his nipples. He escaped after like 2 days... I have no idea how, and he could have been lying but w/e...
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03-13-2004, 01:07 PM
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I have a friend that took a girl back to her place, and she was kinda freaky and hauled out the anal beads, so he was into it too and she put them in his ass, she was jerking him off and when he was about to cum, she grabbed the beads right when he tensed and pulled them out as hard as she could and he shit everywhere, but the worst part is she didn't care and actually like it, he then quickly realized why she had a plastic blanket cover over her sheets....
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03-13-2004, 01:08 PM
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I love to racism, bro!
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And mine didn't even qualify as bad, by the standard you set! 
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03-13-2004, 01:15 PM
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I met some chick at work, took her home and fucked her. Everything was fine and I made this girl cum hard, problem is she actually CAME. Volume-wise it was a pretty large load, it was clear, white and red and nasty, kinda reminded me of iguana poop for it's volume and consistency. It got all over my stomach and sheets, I think she had a yeast infection or something cuz i had to throw away my sheets after that.... I'm glad I used a condom, but she still gave me crabs. YUK!! Now I won't fuck a girl on the first date. It's aweful just to think of it.....
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03-13-2004, 01:19 PM
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03-13-2004, 01:23 PM
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BACON BACON BACON
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i think you popped a cyst or something she had...lmao |
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03-13-2004, 01:31 PM
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I love to racism, bro!
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03-13-2004, 02:22 PM
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My time is coming...
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the worst stories are the "nice chick turned out as a tranny" - that must be really scary :/
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03-13-2004, 02:28 PM
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One time before me and my wife had sex, she was chewing on a piece of gum, so she took it out and put it on the coffee table. Well, after going at it for a while, she ended up sitting on the coffee table for a position
Well, after that position, she got up with the gum stuck on her ass RITE before I did her doggy style. While I started, I felt it getting tangled in my pubes, but didn't realize what it was until it got too annoying and I had to stop to take a look. Well, it was in there GOOD, I had to cut a good sized section of pubes off to get rid of it. My wife kept laughing her ass off, but for me, it wasn't a happy situation, ha ha ha. |
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03-13-2004, 02:34 PM
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1st time I had sex :
Was the first time for the girl too, 1 night stand, she sucked me with her theets and I couldn't even fuck her cauz she was too tight Next day I fucked another girl, that one was probably a total slut cauz I could probably put my 2 hands in her pussy. I never came, no feelings at all
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03-13-2004, 02:35 PM
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I’m still alive barley.
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My scary one was 12 years old i was fucking his ass and this white shit came out... Scared me to death...
 No for real though my scary scary time was um.... my first time doing it and the girl wanted to do it in the woods, while her retarded sister watched, couldnt get it up till her sister left lol TOM
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03-14-2004, 02:03 PM
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hahahaha
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03-14-2004, 02:11 PM
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I got caught in the mall parking lot by a renta cop when I was 16. Jesus, I can still hear him say, "What do you kids think you're doing in there!?"
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