One time before me and my wife had sex, she was chewing on a piece of gum, so she took it out and put it on the coffee table. Well, after going at it for a while, she ended up sitting on the coffee table for a position

Well, after that position, she got up with the gum stuck on her ass RITE before I did her doggy style. While I started, I felt it getting tangled in my pubes, but didn't realize what it was until it got too annoying and I had to stop to take a look. Well, it was in there GOOD, I had to cut a good sized section of pubes off to get rid of it. My wife kept laughing her ass off, but for me, it wasn't a happy situation, ha ha ha.