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Frank The Tank 03-15-2004 09:34 AM
Yeah but there is this thing called love .. maybe im old fashioned .. it just happens .. then it all seems natural .. i got married three years ago and wouldnt have it any other way

PersianKitty 03-15-2004 09:36 AM
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Originally posted by sharky
Every marriage has it's ups and downs, including GREAT marriages!

Your buddy probably had a bad day/week/month and passed on his feelings at that time...

I'm married and very happy!

Today is my 6th wedding anniversary! My wife is getting ready for our evening out now!
OMG Sharky! Has it been 6 years already!! Gawd I'm getting old.

Congrats.

Ironhorse 03-15-2004 09:37 AM
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Originally posted by sharky
Every marriage has it's ups and downs, including GREAT marriages!

Your buddy probably had a bad day/week/month and passed on his feelings at that time...

I'm married and very happy!

Today is my 6th wedding anniversary! My wife is getting ready for our evening out now!
Ouch, this is when the trouble starts.. good luck :thumbsup

PersianKitty 03-15-2004 09:38 AM
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Originally posted by spunky1
Remember this.... She gets half!
or *he*

scoreman 03-15-2004 09:40 AM
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Originally posted by Hawkeye


The average 40-year-old man has been married for 10-15 years and has no reason to keep himself going.

But these men shouldn't have even considered marriage in their 20s and 30s.

Stay in shape, make and save money, sportfuck American women till you are in your forties. Then marry a hot 25 year old woman and have a child with her. Why waste your youth? There is absolutely no reason for men to even start thinking about getting married and having children until they are in their 40s.
You will be in your 50s when your children are in grade school, your 60s when they are in high school. Your plan has the would be father more likely to be sitting on his ass conserving his energy and organizing his meds rather than throwing the football with his 13 yr old.

hoe_vender 03-15-2004 10:20 AM
i could have told you that

exspamr 03-15-2004 11:10 AM
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Originally posted by Hawkeye
The thing about 90% of most women that become mothers is that their twat stretches out and they get a big gut. They started eating for two, and they find they like it. So it's twinkies and m&ms all day. Then they run up the mastercard buying the Tova Borgnine wrinkle cream and the Bob Bowersox spatula collection from QVC which they watch all day. So you come home from your day at work, and you see this fat fuck in polyester stretch pants. "I took Dakota to the doctor and he has ADD. And Ashleigh has the flu and I think I have a scratchy throat too. And the voyager makes a ping ping sound so you have to take it down to the garage. And I think I damaged the springs under the front seat when I loaded my 400 lb ass onto it while strapping and unstrapping and adjusting and unadjusting the rear facing child safety seats while it took me 45 minutes to load and unload the screaming little treasures in and out of the car."

You see, once the woman has her two little trophies, she doesn't need you any more, except as a meal ticket.
rofl! :thumbsup

alias 03-15-2004 11:21 AM
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Originally posted by Hawkeye
The thing about 90% of most women that become mothers is that their twat stretches out and they get a big gut. They started eating for two, and they find they like it. So it's twinkies and m&ms all day. Then they run up the mastercard buying the Tova Borgnine wrinkle cream and the Bob Bowersox spatula collection from QVC which they watch all day. So you come home from your day at work, and you see this fat fuck in polyester stretch pants. "I took Dakota to the doctor and he has ADD. And Ashleigh has the flu and I think I have a scratchy throat too. And the voyager makes a ping ping sound so you have to take it down to the garage. And I think I damaged the springs under the front seat when I loaded my 400 lb ass onto it while strapping and unstrapping and adjusting and unadjusting the rear facing child safety seats while it took me 45 minutes to load and unload the screaming little treasures in and out of the car."

You see, once the woman has her two little trophies, she doesn't need you any more, except as a meal ticket.
:1orglaugh

baddog 03-15-2004 02:56 PM
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Originally posted by wild-cat

I hate WOMENS THAT TAKE ADVENTAGE ON MEN'S AND TAKE EVERYTHING OUT WHEN THEY BREAKE UP. Those women are a disgrace.
famous last words . . . both of my ex-wives said the exact same thing (in English) right before they ended up trying to take all my shit.

raster 03-15-2004 09:37 PM
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Originally posted by winter


couldn't have said it better. everytime I see screaming 3 year olds in the mall, I thank god thats not me having to deal with it every day.
Kids are a handful and mine drive me crazy some days.

But what's great is when my young one is in a good mood and without fail runs to the door to great me with a big smile when I come home. That's what makes my day.

myjah 03-15-2004 09:46 PM
aw, i don't agree with that. every relationship is different and life is what you make of it

Rictor 03-15-2004 09:48 PM
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Originally posted by DarkJedi
"Don't ever ever ever get married. Live free"

I've known this guy since we were 8. sounds like solid advice
Damn good advice.

Shortbread 03-15-2004 09:54 PM
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Originally posted by Hawkeye
The thing about 90% of most women that become mothers is that their twat stretches out and they get a big gut. They started eating for two, and they find they like it. So it's twinkies and m&ms all day. Then they run up the mastercard buying the Tova Borgnine wrinkle cream and the Bob Bowersox spatula collection from QVC which they watch all day. So you come home from your day at work, and you see this fat fuck in polyester stretch pants. "I took Dakota to the doctor and he has ADD. And Ashleigh has the flu and I think I have a scratchy throat too. And the voyager makes a ping ping sound so you have to take it down to the garage. And I think I damaged the springs under the front seat when I loaded my 400 lb ass onto it while strapping and unstrapping and adjusting and unadjusting the rear facing child safety seats while it took me 45 minutes to load and unload the screaming little treasures in and out of the car."

You see, once the woman has her two little trophies, she doesn't need you any more, except as a meal ticket.


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reynold 03-17-2004 05:46 PM
solid advice is for sure

DarkJedi 10-24-2006 02:52 PM
bump for RogerV

Verbal 10-24-2006 02:57 PM
I've had A LOT of fun in my life, before and after I met my wife. She is my best friend and even after 10 years, I still look forward to seeing her everyday. We now have twin boys on the way and for the first time in my life I feel I have a sense of purpose when I wake up everyday. It's scary as shit and I'm sure there are going to be some tough days, but I wouldn't trade them for anything.

aimeesweet 10-24-2006 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by LadyMischief (Post 3622144)
Yes, but most people have an unrealistic view of relationships in general... They think happily ever after and everything should be perfect. ANY relationship is a two-way street, and oftentimes once people say "I do", they think that should be the end of it and that's the beginning of the communication breakdown. Couples that stop talking to each other and just think marriage is the answer are going to fail, period. They aren't going to be happy, they aren't going to be anything but miserable. Those couples who keep talking are the ones who are happy when all is said and done. Not only that, but having a relationship with a strong basis of friendship and not just a "Oh I'm in love with you" definitely makes it easier to weather through the bad times.

My Aunt Lydia and Uncle Gust were married for *70* years, and to hear them you'd think they were fighting all the time. But you ask him and he would tell you to his dying day that she was the ultimate woman for him, and she would say the same of him. Their love was genuine and lasting. When I asked her why once, she said to me "Because we can both take a joke, honey". Friendship, comprimise, willingness to try, all elements of a lasting relatinoship that 90% of people today are too dumb or too selfish to attempt. Far too easy to just throw a marriage away, right?
Well said :thumbsup

polish_aristocrat 10-24-2006 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 3627636)
marriage isn't what it used to be.
haha and you got married one week ago

:winkwink:

davidd 10-24-2006 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by 69pornlinks (Post 3622111)
let me guess..she's white, he's black :winkwink:
ROTFLOL
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