Whats your worst sex story? - GoFuckYourself.com

InsaneMidget · 03-13-2004, 12:28 PM

My second time ever having sex, the rubber broke, scarred me for a bit mentally...

Not really, I was back fucking within the week...I have some good ones, post yours first..

InsaneMidget · 03-13-2004, 12:36 PM

get with the stories assholes!!

liquidmoe · 03-13-2004, 12:36 PM

Its not my worst but I hate it when you are going at it for like 2 hours and still can't bust a nut. Damn alcohol.

David Barnes · 03-13-2004, 12:37 PM

Worst sex story? Well I didn't get laid last night, does that count?

InsaneMidget · 03-13-2004, 12:37 PM

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Originally posted by David Barnes
Worst sex story? Well I didn't get laid last night, does that count?

yes.

MiLo · 03-13-2004, 12:43 PM

Dated a girl for 2 months, one night we did it for hours, bareback.

She later on that night confessed that was an ex-call in girl.

Post your owned pics.

InsaneMidget · 03-13-2004, 12:45 PM

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Originally posted by MiLo TurboNegro
Dated a girl for 2 months, one night we did it for hours, bareback.

She later on that night confessed that was an ex-call in girl.

Post your owned pics.

did you get the peepee checked out?

kmanrox · 03-13-2004, 12:47 PM

fucking a tranny and pulling out to find a slew of shit all over the white bedspread and on my helmet...

i wonder what my maid thought when she was cleaning it hhahaa

escorpio · 03-13-2004, 12:47 PM

The time that hot girl I was making out in the bar with turned out to be a tranny.

MiLo · 03-13-2004, 12:47 PM

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Originally posted by InsaneMidget
did you get the peepee checked out?

Yup, also HIV test. And do them every now and then.

She was not the only slut i did bare back.. but i know better now.

Everything clean as a whistle here

InsaneMidget · 03-13-2004, 12:50 PM

I was having buttsex with the girl on top facing me, when I pulled out, a little nugget came with it and landed on my stomach.

hoe_vender · 03-13-2004, 12:57 PM

fucked a chick in the ass and she shit all over the bed

kmanrox · 03-13-2004, 12:58 PM

ok, i realize once again i broke the taboo... but all the posts in a row don't need to copy mine... ummmkay? thanks.... -- Lumbergh

B40 · 03-13-2004, 12:59 PM

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Originally posted by MiLo TurboNegro

Yup, also HIV test. And do them every now and then.

She was not the only slut i did bare back.. but i know better now.

Everything clean as a whistle here

That's good to hear....

At least it wasn't some stranger...but I guess she was clean so she didn't tell you right away

wdsguy · 03-13-2004, 12:59 PM

2nd time I had sex ever, busted a nut in like 10 secs

InsaneMidget · 03-13-2004, 01:01 PM

I was fucking doggy style, and out of no where, I let the biggest rumbling stinky fart go.....it was great really..She ignored it, what a dumb sweetheart

Mcarlsen · 03-13-2004, 01:04 PM

This didn't happen to me, but it happened to someone i know so i will post it anyways. This guy i used to work with hooked up with some chick and she hand cuffed him to the furnace and like bit off his nipples. He escaped after like 2 days... I have no idea how, and he could have been lying but w/e...

InsaneMidget · 03-13-2004, 01:07 PM

I have a friend that took a girl back to her place, and she was kinda freaky and hauled out the anal beads, so he was into it too and she put them in his ass, she was jerking him off and when he was about to cum, she grabbed the beads right when he tensed and pulled them out as hard as she could and he shit everywhere, but the worst part is she didn't care and actually like it, he then quickly realized why she had a plastic blanket cover over her sheets....

escorpio · 03-13-2004, 01:08 PM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
ok, i realize once again i broke the taboo... but all the posts in a row don't need to copy mine... ummmkay? thanks.... -- Lumbergh

Check my post time, kman, we made our tranny posts simultaneously.

And mine didn't even qualify as bad, by the standard you set!

snowpimp · 03-13-2004, 01:15 PM

I met some chick at work, took her home and fucked her. Everything was fine and I made this girl cum hard, problem is she actually CAME. Volume-wise it was a pretty large load, it was clear, white and red and nasty, kinda reminded me of iguana poop for it's volume and consistency. It got all over my stomach and sheets, I think she had a yeast infection or something cuz i had to throw away my sheets after that.... I'm glad I used a condom, but she still gave me crabs. YUK!! Now I won't fuck a girl on the first date. It's aweful just to think of it.....

InsaneMidget · 03-13-2004, 01:19 PM

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Originally posted by snowpimp
I met some chick at work, took her home and fucked her. Everything was fine and I made this girl cum hard, problem is she actually CAME. Volume-wise it was a pretty large load, it was clear, white and red and nasty, kinda reminded me of iguana poop for it's volume and consistency. It got all over my stomach and sheets, I think she had a yeast infection or something cuz i had to throw away my sheets after that.... I'm glad I used a condom, but she still gave me crabs. YUK!! Now I won't fuck a girl on the first date. It's aweful just to think of it.....

jesus

Phoenix · 03-13-2004, 01:23 PM

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Originally posted by snowpimp
I met some chick at work, took her home and fucked her. Everything was fine and I made this girl cum hard, problem is she actually CAME. Volume-wise it was a pretty large load, it was clear, white and red and nasty, kinda reminded me of iguana poop for it's volume and consistency. It got all over my stomach and sheets, I think she had a yeast infection or something cuz i had to throw away my sheets after that.... I'm glad I used a condom, but she still gave me crabs. YUK!! Now I won't fuck a girl on the first date. It's aweful just to think of it.....

i think you popped a cyst or something she had...lmao

escorpio · 03-13-2004, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by snowpimp
I met some chick at work, took her home and fucked her. Everything was fine and I made this girl cum hard, problem is she actually CAME. Volume-wise it was a pretty large load, it was clear, white and red and nasty, kinda reminded me of iguana poop for it's volume and consistency. It got all over my stomach and sheets, I think she had a yeast infection or something cuz i had to throw away my sheets after that.... I'm glad I used a condom, but she still gave me crabs. YUK!! Now I won't fuck a girl on the first date. It's aweful just to think of it.....

I feel queasy...

cayne · 03-13-2004, 02:22 PM

the worst stories are the "nice chick turned out as a tranny" - that must be really scary :/

Slick · 03-13-2004, 02:28 PM

One time before me and my wife had sex, she was chewing on a piece of gum, so she took it out and put it on the coffee table. Well, after going at it for a while, she ended up sitting on the coffee table for a position

Well, after that position, she got up with the gum stuck on her ass RITE before I did her doggy style. While I started, I felt it getting tangled in my pubes, but didn't realize what it was until it got too annoying and I had to stop to take a look. Well, it was in there GOOD, I had to cut a good sized section of pubes off to get rid of it. My wife kept laughing her ass off, but for me, it wasn't a happy situation, ha ha ha.

Doctor Dre · 03-13-2004, 02:34 PM

1st time I had sex :

Was the first time for the girl too, 1 night stand, she sucked me with her theets and I couldn't even fuck her cauz she was too tight

Next day I fucked another girl, that one was probably a total slut cauz I could probably put my 2 hands in her pussy. I never came, no feelings at all

Va2k · 03-13-2004, 02:35 PM

My scary one was 12 years old i was fucking his ass and this white shit came out... Scared me to death...

No for real though my scary scary time was um.... my first time doing it and the girl wanted to do it in the woods, while her retarded sister watched, couldnt get it up till her sister left lol

TOM

InsaneMidget · 03-14-2004, 02:03 PM

hahahaha

DreamCumTrue · 03-14-2004, 02:11 PM

I got caught in the mall parking lot by a renta cop when I was 16. Jesus, I can still hear him say, "What do you kids think you're doing in there!?"

03-13-2004, 12:28 PM	#1
InsaneMidget Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ontario Posts: 3,767	Whats your worst sex story? My second time ever having sex, the rubber broke, scarred me for a bit mentally... Not really, I was back fucking within the week...I have some good ones, post yours first..

03-13-2004, 12:36 PM	#3
liquidmoe Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NY Posts: 4,994	Its not my worst but I hate it when you are going at it for like 2 hours and still can't bust a nut. Damn alcohol. __________________ Take Luck!

03-13-2004, 12:47 PM	#8
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,293	fucking a tranny and pulling out to find a slew of shit all over the white bedspread and on my helmet... i wonder what my maid thought when she was cleaning it hhahaa __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

03-13-2004, 12:47 PM	#9
escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 23,220	The time that hot girl I was making out in the bar with turned out to be a tranny. __________________ Unvaxxed, still alive.

03-13-2004, 12:57 PM	#12
hoe_vender Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Lincoln, NE Posts: 2,018	fucked a chick in the ass and she shit all over the bed __________________ ICQ #286508534

03-13-2004, 12:37 PM	#4
David Barnes So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Right Behind You! Posts: 573	Worst sex story? Well I didn't get laid last night, does that count?

03-13-2004, 12:43 PM	#6
MiLo Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: city of the living dead Posts: 2,970	Dated a girl for 2 months, one night we did it for hours, bareback. She later on that night confessed that was an ex-call in girl. Post your owned pics.

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InsaneMidget Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ontario Posts: 3,767	I was having buttsex with the girl on top facing me, when I pulled out, a little nugget came with it and landed on my stomach.

03-13-2004, 12:58 PM	#13
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,293	ok, i realize once again i broke the taboo... but all the posts in a row don't need to copy mine... ummmkay? thanks.... -- Lumbergh __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

03-13-2004, 12:59 PM	#15
wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	2nd time I had sex ever, busted a nut in like 10 secs

03-13-2004, 01:01 PM	#16
InsaneMidget Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ontario Posts: 3,767	I was fucking doggy style, and out of no where, I let the biggest rumbling stinky fart go.....it was great really..She ignored it, what a dumb sweetheart

03-13-2004, 01:04 PM	#17
Mcarlsen Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mn Posts: 210	This didn't happen to me, but it happened to someone i know so i will post it anyways. This guy i used to work with hooked up with some chick and she hand cuffed him to the furnace and like bit off his nipples. He escaped after like 2 days... I have no idea how, and he could have been lying but w/e...

03-13-2004, 01:07 PM	#18
InsaneMidget Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ontario Posts: 3,767	I have a friend that took a girl back to her place, and she was kinda freaky and hauled out the anal beads, so he was into it too and she put them in his ass, she was jerking him off and when he was about to cum, she grabbed the beads right when he tensed and pulled them out as hard as she could and he shit everywhere, but the worst part is she didn't care and actually like it, he then quickly realized why she had a plastic blanket cover over her sheets....

03-13-2004, 01:15 PM	#20
snowpimp Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: South Lake Tahoe, CA Posts: 1,099	I met some chick at work, took her home and fucked her. Everything was fine and I made this girl cum hard, problem is she actually CAME. Volume-wise it was a pretty large load, it was clear, white and red and nasty, kinda reminded me of iguana poop for it's volume and consistency. It got all over my stomach and sheets, I think she had a yeast infection or something cuz i had to throw away my sheets after that.... I'm glad I used a condom, but she still gave me crabs. YUK!! Now I won't fuck a girl on the first date. It's aweful just to think of it.....

03-13-2004, 02:22 PM	#24
cayne My time is coming... Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Europe --- eMail: service(at)badasscompany.com --- ICQ: 60288510 Posts: 7,476	the worst stories are the "nice chick turned out as a tranny" - that must be really scary :/ __________________ If lesbian anal is wrong, I don't want to be right.

03-13-2004, 02:28 PM	#25
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	One time before me and my wife had sex, she was chewing on a piece of gum, so she took it out and put it on the coffee table. Well, after going at it for a while, she ended up sitting on the coffee table for a position Well, after that position, she got up with the gum stuck on her ass RITE before I did her doggy style. While I started, I felt it getting tangled in my pubes, but didn't realize what it was until it got too annoying and I had to stop to take a look. Well, it was in there GOOD, I had to cut a good sized section of pubes off to get rid of it. My wife kept laughing her ass off, but for me, it wasn't a happy situation, ha ha ha.

03-13-2004, 02:35 PM	#27
Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	My scary one was 12 years old i was fucking his ass and this white shit came out... Scared me to death... No for real though my scary scary time was um.... my first time doing it and the girl wanted to do it in the woods, while her retarded sister watched, couldnt get it up till her sister left lol TOM __________________

03-14-2004, 02:03 PM	#28
InsaneMidget Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ontario Posts: 3,767	hahahaha

03-14-2004, 02:11 PM	#29
DreamCumTrue Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 2,985	I got caught in the mall parking lot by a renta cop when I was 16. Jesus, I can still hear him say, "What do you kids think you're doing in there!?"