Just got home from a party. Got Laid. Twice...(story) - GoFuckYourself.com

Rhino22 · 03-14-2004, 02:47 AM

7:30 P.M., I arrive at my buddys house before we head to the party. I start to have a few drinks...I wasn't planning on getting too drunk, so I just slamed down four Corona's... After that, we were supposed to leave, but another friend of mine got the runs and was shitting his liver out for about twenty minutes.

While he was doing that, I decided to have more drinks. I lost track somewhere after 11... So he gets out of the 'pooper' and we get a taxi to the party. We got invited to this place from a girl we met last week at a club. Cute girl, but not fuckable at all...so our hopes weren't too high. We were just going to have some fun.

We get there at around 8:30 P.M....can you say, sausage fest? There was at least a 3:1 ratio(guys to girls)... My buddys were no where near as trashed as me, so I don't think they were having much fun. Me on the other hand, didn't mind all the dudes. But hey, it's still early - there is still a hope for girls.

A few hours pass and "Ding Dong"... The door opens up and BAM! Suddendly it turns into a fucking orgy party. There must have been at least 20 girls coming in through that door. For the most part, they looked like horses. The faces at least. But all of them had banging bodys. They came in one by one...the whole room was at a standstill. The men watched in awe as each women scoped out there targets.

After a few minutes, I decided to get my groove on. So I found my girl. She was sitting at the counter in the kitchen taking shots with a few other guys that I didn't know. I approach, not giving a shit about the other men surrounding her.

Me: What you drinkin?
Her: Gin. Always gin.

Next fucking thing I know, we are in the guest room on a damn WATER BED. She was trying to give me head but the bed was too unstable, so we got on the ground. The head became boring after a while so I turned her around and stuck it in the tunnel. Ya know, up until tonight I've never actually blew a load on a chicks face..

So we wrap it up and we get out of the room. The smell of sex is dreanched in my skin...my buddys, sitting on a couch passing the time seemed to be pretty bored. They got no action. My friend gets up and tells me they are ready to leave. I got my piece of ass for the night, so I say sure. Let's go...

As we are walking towards the door I get stopped. A hand in my chest. A beautiful hand. Too irresistable to pass up. I knew from the second she looked at me that Mr. Mushroom was going to go to work once more. My friends knew as well, and they left me. Fuckers. But oh well.

Now I'm in the bathroom. A small fucking bathroom the size of a porta-potty(sp). We had to do this standing up...About twenty minutes passed and I was getting too tired and cramped up to keep going. So I unfortunetly had to pull out and stop...I wasn't going to last another minute...she however volunteered to assist me.

Now I sit on the stall getting the best head and titty fuckin action I've ever gotten. If she only knew that her friend's juices were sitting on my cock not more than 30 minutes ago. What a beautiful night.

Fuck this is a long story. Waste of my time. Woohooo!

modelgigtalent · 03-14-2004, 02:51 AM

If only this really happened.
Why dont you submit this to Penthouse Forum or some shit...

B40 · 03-14-2004, 02:51 AM

Yeah and I bought a new Ferrari today too

Doctor Dre · 03-14-2004, 02:51 AM

If there is some juice on your cock you should go get a test ASAP ... Fucking whores have all kind of shit nowdays.

psyko514 · 03-14-2004, 02:52 AM

dude, get a life.

you're not even remotely funny.

DarkJedi · 03-14-2004, 02:52 AM

so how many STDs have you acquired this night ?

Rhino22 · 03-14-2004, 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre
If there is some juice on your cock you should go get a test ASAP ... Fucking whores have all kind of shit nowdays.

I don't want to think about that right now...

Doctor Dre · 03-14-2004, 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by B40
Yeah and I bought a new Ferrari today too

You never go too any party ? this could happen to any average + looking guy ... he told you the girls were looking like horses .

Doctor Dre · 03-14-2004, 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rhino22

I don't want to think about that right now...

Don't come posting your stories here right now cauz that's the only answer you're gonna get :P

B40 · 03-14-2004, 02:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre

You never go too any party ? this could happen to any average + looking guy ... he told you the girls were looking like horses .

People that think this happens at every party have been watching way too much college fuck fest

Rhino22 · 03-14-2004, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Doctor Dre

You never go too any party ? this could happen to any average + looking guy ... he told you the girls were looking like horses .

The only action these guys get are in the "Would you hit it" threads....

Rhino22 · 03-14-2004, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
so how many STDs have you acquired this night ?

I'll let you know after the test results come in

Rhino22 · 03-14-2004, 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by B40

People that think this happens at every party have been watching way too much college fuck fest

No, not at every party...

Rorschach · 03-14-2004, 02:57 AM

Another highly improbable Rhino22 story.

PlayGirl · 03-14-2004, 02:57 AM

DarkJedi · 03-14-2004, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rhino22

I'll let you know after the test results come in

boy, are you in for a surprise

ha ha

BradM · 03-14-2004, 03:00 AM

I would believe it if you HAD friends.

Rhino22 · 03-14-2004, 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rorschach
Another highly improbable Rhino22 story.

I'm soo famous.

Quote:

Originally posted by BradM
I would believe it if you HAD friends.

Aren't you my friend?

FACE · 03-14-2004, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rhino22

Fuck this is a long story. Waste of my time. Woohooo!

Waste of our fucking time for reading it.

Nice wet dream though....now get out of bed and get those sheets washed.

Rhino22 · 03-14-2004, 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FACE

Waste of our fucking time for reading it.

I don't give a shit if it's a wate of your time. I didn't ask you to read it. Go fuck yourself.

hova · 03-14-2004, 03:25 AM

The ferrari owners always have all the luck

but congrats, good for you

B40 · 03-14-2004, 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rhino22

I'm so famous

But not for the right reasons

boris77 · 03-14-2004, 04:16 AM

Yeah ...sure... this really happened... pffft...com'on man...

Big imagination.

Fucking 2 pussies a night...are you a god or something?

Brujah · 03-14-2004, 04:21 AM

lol Rhino, you go boy

maxjohan · 03-14-2004, 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rhino22
7:30 P.M., I arrive at my buddys house before we head to the party. I start to have a few drinks...I wasn't planning on getting too drunk, so I just slamed down four Corona's... After that, we were supposed to leave, but another friend of mine got the runs and was shitting his liver out for about twenty minutes.

While he was doing that, I decided to have more drinks. I lost track somewhere after 11... So he gets out of the 'pooper' and we get a taxi to the party. We got invited to this place from a girl we met last week at a club. Cute girl, but not fuckable at all...so our hopes weren't too high. We were just going to have some fun.

We get there at around 8:30 P.M....can you say, sausage fest? There was at least a 3:1 ratio(guys to girls)... My buddys were no where near as trashed as me, so I don't think they were having much fun. Me on the other hand, didn't mind all the dudes. But hey, it's still early - there is still a hope for girls.

A few hours pass and "Ding Dong"... The door opens up and BAM! Suddendly it turns into a fucking orgy party. There must have been at least 20 girls coming in through that door. For the most part, they looked like horses. The faces at least. But all of them had banging bodys. They came in one by one...the whole room was at a standstill. The men watched in awe as each women scoped out there targets.

After a few minutes, I decided to get my groove on. So I found my girl. She was sitting at the counter in the kitchen taking shots with a few other guys that I didn't know. I approach, not giving a shit about the other men surrounding her.

Me: What you drinkin?
Her: Gin. Always gin.

Next fucking thing I know, we are in the guest room on a damn WATER BED. She was trying to give me head but the bed was too unstable, so we got on the ground. The head became boring after a while so I turned her around and stuck it in the tunnel. Ya know, up until tonight I've never actually blew a load on a chicks face..

So we wrap it up and we get out of the room. The smell of sex is dreanched in my skin...my buddys, sitting on a couch passing the time seemed to be pretty bored. They got no action. My friend gets up and tells me they are ready to leave. I got my piece of ass for the night, so I say sure. Let's go...

As we are walking towards the door I get stopped. A hand in my chest. A beautiful hand. Too irresistable to pass up. I knew from the second she looked at me that Mr. Mushroom was going to go to work once more. My friends knew as well, and they left me. Fuckers. But oh well.

Now I'm in the bathroom. A small fucking bathroom the size of a porta-potty(sp). We had to do this standing up...About twenty minutes passed and I was getting too tired and cramped up to keep going. So I unfortunetly had to pull out and stop...I wasn't going to last another minute...she however volunteered to assist me.

Now I sit on the stall getting the best head and titty fuckin action I've ever gotten. If she only knew that her friend's juices were sitting on my cock not more than 30 minutes ago. What a beautiful night.

Fuck this is a long story. Waste of my time. Woohooo!

you banged two horses with great bodies, Im impressed.

Rhino22 · 03-14-2004, 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by B40

But not for the right reasons

Depends on the person

Paul Waters · 03-14-2004, 05:44 AM

I believe this happened.

But I believe the Penthouse letters happended as well.....

strobi · 03-14-2004, 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boris77
Yeah ...sure... this really happened... pffft...com'on man...

Big imagination.

Fucking 2 pussies a night...are you a god or something?

sig to big. you can't use big banners for ARS...

doornx · 03-14-2004, 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by B40

People that think this happens at every party have been watching way too much college fuck fest

i should move to the US if parties get you laid that easily

grumpy · 03-14-2004, 06:09 AM

I missed the last sentence like ... and then i woke up with my dick in my hand

runaway · 03-14-2004, 07:50 AM

HAHAHA

Ash@phpFX · 03-14-2004, 09:37 AM

you are advertising for story content right?

Mr. Marks · 03-15-2004, 02:29 AM

It sounds like you really had fun that night. Good luck in the real world.

reynold · 03-15-2004, 02:35 AM

I feel sorry for you bro,

03-14-2004, 02:47 AM	#1
Rhino22 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 2,288	Just got home from a party. Got Laid. Twice...(story) 7:30 P.M., I arrive at my buddys house before we head to the party. I start to have a few drinks...I wasn't planning on getting too drunk, so I just slamed down four Corona's... After that, we were supposed to leave, but another friend of mine got the runs and was shitting his liver out for about twenty minutes. While he was doing that, I decided to have more drinks. I lost track somewhere after 11... So he gets out of the 'pooper' and we get a taxi to the party. We got invited to this place from a girl we met last week at a club. Cute girl, but not fuckable at all...so our hopes weren't too high. We were just going to have some fun. We get there at around 8:30 P.M....can you say, sausage fest? There was at least a 3:1 ratio(guys to girls)... My buddys were no where near as trashed as me, so I don't think they were having much fun. Me on the other hand, didn't mind all the dudes. But hey, it's still early - there is still a hope for girls. A few hours pass and "Ding Dong"... The door opens up and BAM! Suddendly it turns into a fucking orgy party. There must have been at least 20 girls coming in through that door. For the most part, they looked like horses. The faces at least. But all of them had banging bodys. They came in one by one...the whole room was at a standstill. The men watched in awe as each women scoped out there targets. After a few minutes, I decided to get my groove on. So I found my girl. She was sitting at the counter in the kitchen taking shots with a few other guys that I didn't know. I approach, not giving a shit about the other men surrounding her. Me: What you drinkin? Her: Gin. Always gin. Next fucking thing I know, we are in the guest room on a damn WATER BED. She was trying to give me head but the bed was too unstable, so we got on the ground. The head became boring after a while so I turned her around and stuck it in the tunnel. Ya know, up until tonight I've never actually blew a load on a chicks face.. So we wrap it up and we get out of the room. The smell of sex is dreanched in my skin...my buddys, sitting on a couch passing the time seemed to be pretty bored. They got no action. My friend gets up and tells me they are ready to leave. I got my piece of ass for the night, so I say sure. Let's go... As we are walking towards the door I get stopped. A hand in my chest. A beautiful hand. Too irresistable to pass up. I knew from the second she looked at me that Mr. Mushroom was going to go to work once more. My friends knew as well, and they left me. Fuckers. But oh well. Now I'm in the bathroom. A small fucking bathroom the size of a porta-potty(sp). We had to do this standing up...About twenty minutes passed and I was getting too tired and cramped up to keep going. So I unfortunetly had to pull out and stop...I wasn't going to last another minute...she however volunteered to assist me. Now I sit on the stall getting the best head and titty fuckin action I've ever gotten. If she only knew that her friend's juices were sitting on my cock not more than 30 minutes ago. What a beautiful night. Fuck this is a long story. Waste of my time. Woohooo!

03-14-2004, 02:51 AM	#2
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