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exspamr · 03-13-2004, 08:16 PM

so i met this girl on lavalife and she didnt have a pic and she wanted to come over and fuck and i was supposed to meet her the next day at noon but i overslept and then i didnt bother to talk to her again... so anyway tonight i log into lavalife and i see that her profile is updated and now has a pic:

i nearly gave her directions to my house... thank god i didnt huh?

tbabe · 03-13-2004, 08:17 PM

she might have been wild in the sac

Spunky · 03-13-2004, 08:17 PM

Eeeekk...She would eat you out of house and home

exspamr · 03-13-2004, 08:20 PM

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Originally posted by tbabe
she might have been wild in the sac

true... i mean she looks like a beast so she might perform like one... ill pass though

pushpills · 03-13-2004, 08:22 PM

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Paul Waters · 03-13-2004, 08:22 PM

You fucked up dude.

She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!

Ic3m4nZ · 03-13-2004, 08:24 PM

So you will probably like to meet this one too : http://movies.flabber.nl/diva.milkshake/

exspamr · 03-13-2004, 08:27 PM

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Originally posted by Ic3m4nZ
So you will probably like to meet this one too : http://movies.flabber.nl/diva.milkshake/

rofl

Steve W · 03-13-2004, 08:43 PM

wow she's 13-14.......

exspamr · 03-13-2004, 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by Steve W
wow she's 13-14.......

more like 23

Steve W · 03-13-2004, 08:55 PM

sure I guess.... girls usually add years to their age. im sure she isnt older than 15..

exspamr · 03-13-2004, 08:58 PM

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Originally posted by Steve W
sure I guess.... girls usually add years to their age. im sure she isnt older than 15..

it really doesnt matter but since she was driving here, she'd have to be at least 17, maybe 18... im not sure if they raised the age to drive here, they were talkin about it a few years ago but i dont know if they did or not because im 26 and it doesnt effect me

Mr Pheer · 03-13-2004, 11:03 PM

Dont ever give anyone that you have never met, directions to your house

be smart

420 · 03-13-2004, 11:04 PM

are you racist?

exspamr · 03-13-2004, 11:05 PM

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Originally posted by 420
are you racist?

who are you talkin to?

detoxed · 03-13-2004, 11:06 PM

lol thats gross

hottoddy · 03-13-2004, 11:20 PM

She updated her profile again.

420 · 03-13-2004, 11:21 PM

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Originally posted by exspamr

who are you talkin to?

i was talking to you, are you racist?

Axeman · 03-13-2004, 11:22 PM

No way I give directions to my house without a picture. Although they can easily fake that as well I guess.

wdsguy · 03-13-2004, 11:41 PM

tell her to put a bag on her face

Doctor Dre · 03-13-2004, 11:43 PM

Did she even told you she was black ?

If you would have let her in there would probably have something missing in your house next morning when you wake up and she's gone.

raster · 03-13-2004, 11:43 PM

She looks young

modelgigtalent · 03-13-2004, 11:44 PM

riosluts · 03-13-2004, 11:45 PM

hahaha so how many women did u actually meet on lavalife. i though it was only for dating

raster · 03-14-2004, 12:22 AM

A coworker of mine met someone down in the states and ended up marrying him a couple of months ago.

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Originally posted by riosluts
hahaha so how many women did u actually meet on lavalife. i though it was only for dating

foolio · 03-14-2004, 12:31 AM

all you gotta do is turn off the lights

Za Ha · 03-14-2004, 12:32 AM

Pussy is pussy.

exspamr · 03-14-2004, 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by 420

i was talking to you, are you racist?

i asked you because i have no idea what in my post would make you ask that question... anyway the answer is no

exspamr · 03-14-2004, 12:34 AM

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Originally posted by Doctor Dre
Did she even told you she was black ?

If you would have let her in there would probably have something missing in your house next morning when you wake up and she's gone.

yeah i knew she was black... i just didnt know her face looked like that... nothin wrong with black girls

Tight · 03-14-2004, 12:39 AM

That's a good lesson to you. NEVER meet up with chicks before seeing some legit pics. And meet up at a place where you can easily take a U-turn and run, never your place.

jimboc · 03-14-2004, 12:46 AM

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Originally posted by Tight
That's a good lesson to you. NEVER meet up with chicks before seeing some legit pics. And meet up at a place where you can easily take a U-turn and run, never your place.

Your sig is distracting, I can't read the reast of the page

liquidmoe · 03-14-2004, 01:15 AM

The expression "Dodged a bullet" comes to mind

HomeTown_Hero · 03-14-2004, 01:21 AM

maybe she can clean really well?

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exspamr Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,427	wow, close call so i met this girl on lavalife and she didnt have a pic and she wanted to come over and fuck and i was supposed to meet her the next day at noon but i overslept and then i didnt bother to talk to her again... so anyway tonight i log into lavalife and i see that her profile is updated and now has a pic: i nearly gave her directions to my house... thank god i didnt huh?

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