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wow, close call
so i met this girl on lavalife and she didnt have a pic and she wanted to come over and fuck and i was supposed to meet her the next day at noon but i overslept and then i didnt bother to talk to her again... so anyway tonight i log into lavalife and i see that her profile is updated and now has a pic:
http://www.lavalife.com/pictures/200...146733676.jpeg i nearly gave her directions to my house... thank god i didnt huh? |
she might have been wild in the sac
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Eeeekk...She would eat you out of house and home
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You fucked up dude.
She could suck a golf ball through a garden hose! :2 cents: |
So you will probably like to meet this one too : http://movies.flabber.nl/diva.milkshake/
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wow she's 13-14.......
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sure I guess.... girls usually add years to their age. im sure she isnt older than 15..
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Dont ever give anyone that you have never met, directions to your house
be smart |
are you racist?
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lol thats gross
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No way I give directions to my house without a picture. Although they can easily fake that as well I guess.
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tell her to put a bag on her face
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Did she even told you she was black ?
If you would have let her in there would probably have something missing in your house next morning when you wake up and she's gone. |
She looks young
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:1orglaugh :helpme
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hahaha so how many women did u actually meet on lavalife. i though it was only for dating
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A coworker of mine met someone down in the states and ended up marrying him a couple of months ago.
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all you gotta do is turn off the lights :Graucho
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Pussy is pussy. :1orglaugh
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That's a good lesson to you. NEVER meet up with chicks before seeing some legit pics. And meet up at a place where you can easily take a U-turn and run, never your place. :1orglaugh
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The expression "Dodged a bullet" comes to mind :Graucho
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maybe she can clean really well? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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