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03-12-2004, 08:31 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Update on my cock being stuck in my fleshlight
Well after 9 hours I finally got it out. It was a challenge but i had Battus's g/f cum over and tickle my balls and that helped.
I applied soothing lotion on my dong to help it heal. All is good now  |
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03-12-2004, 08:33 PM
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i bet that was the best 9 hours of your life
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03-12-2004, 08:34 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Next time wave your hand over it and chant "Rubba ...Rubba" three times and it will shrivel up and the fleshlight will fall off in no time.
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03-12-2004, 08:34 PM
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shouldve just stood there with your dick in your fridge, till it got cold and shrunk
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03-12-2004, 08:35 PM
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Dude I know that was fake, but I can sympathize. I have a similar device but it has stimulating beads that rotate and massage your dick. I put mine in there and it formed a vaccum. That thing hurt coming off.
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03-12-2004, 08:37 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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03-12-2004, 08:41 PM
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in a van by the river
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are you going to sue? maybe you to take them to the people's court
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03-12-2004, 08:58 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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9 hours of your life that's worth
remembering! |
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03-12-2004, 09:12 PM
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